Wilderness Lucky God

"Anchor, you don't understand. Let me explain to you. Article 236 of the "Criminal Law" who rapes a woman by violence, coercion or other means shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years. That is to say , starting in three years."

"666666...the upstairs is awesome!"

"23333...started in three years!"

"Anchor, so obey the law!"

 …

Ye Tian: "..."

Silently stretched out his hand, clenched it into a fist, then raised his middle finger sharply, and compared fiercely to the live broadcast room.

He said angrily: "It seems that I haven't educated you enough, I should explain to you, what is the singer's name after searching for this song? What is written after the song title?"

That water friend: "????"

Other water friends: "????"

Everyone was at a loss, not knowing why.

However, many people still obediently went to Baidu, and soon everyone began to scan the barrage.

"It's Huang Jiaju, there's nothing wrong with it!"

"That's right, that's right, I'll send you Baidu Encyclopedia. 【Picture】"

"23333...Anchor, look, you've capsized! Hehehe!~~"

"It seems that what you said is wrong, it should be Beyond! The anchor, what you said is after the title of the song."

"Beyond?! There's nothing wrong with this!"

 …

Ye Tian kindly reminded: "Come on! Read this word out."

Following Ye Tian's words, everyone couldn't help but read it silently in their hearts.

Fuck!

Suddenly, everyone was shocked.

"666"

"6666"

"666666"

"66666666"

"Damn! There is still this kind of operation.

"

"Damn it, you deserve to be single."

"23333...Anchor, I was wrong! I shouldn't blame you."

"MMP, I crashed again! That's a good explanation."

"Oh my god! It turned out to be like this, I...I... also want a girl I like like this."

"Well, how do you pronounce this word? A primary school diploma means you don't understand."

"Itchy, no thanks!"

"6666"

"66666"

"6666666"

 …

The water friend who didn't know what was wrong with him was dumbfounded.

this.....

this.....

this.....

So it can still be like this? ? ?

What the hell did I say? ? ?

This is not a little bit of reason, but too much reason.

God! What is he missing?

Ye Tian looked proudly, and glanced at the live broadcast room, his eyes contained a lot of deep meaning.

"23333"

"The contempt of the king!"

"Brother, don't hurry to find your colleague, maybe you can have a shot while it's hot."

"The anchor said: Brother, there is only so much I can help you with."

"Hahahaha~~Damn it, I also want a female colleague like this."

"Thinking about it now, there seems to be nothing wrong with what the anchor said before."

"The anchor is going to heaven, it's too awesome! This explains God."

 …

Ye Tian said: "How is it? Is there any more? I will solve it together."

Immediately, another water friend ran out: "The anchor, the anchor, and me, I am also very confused recently. If you don't mention it, I can't remember it. The thing is like this. When I was about to get off work yesterday, the company A very pretty girl suddenly sent me a message, the content is like this: The obsession is broken, when will the two meet. In front of the Hanshan Temple, cattle are herded, and the word "mouth strength" matches the knife. The eyes are not Lin Xinxiang Xu, if you don’t have the intention to fly yourself first. I replied at the time: I didn’t see it, you are quite talented and can write poems. Usually, the girl and I have a good relationship, but today this girl didn’t say a word Talked to me, and gave me a blank stare, anchor, do I need to drag her to open a room together? Now that I think about it, I’m still a little excited, but I’m afraid of being beaten! Because she has a boyfriend.”

In the live broadcast room, the water friends were immediately shocked by the last sentence.

"666"

"666666"

"This corner is really unstoppable!"

"Nimma! This last sentence is the core."

"I said how you said you were beaten, and I still want you to go up to the bar. Don't be cowardly, you will understand after reading the last sentence."

"2233333...brother, you will be beaten to death like this."

"My friend, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, otherwise accidents will easily happen."

"Hahahaha~~ I will convince you!"

"Speak weakly: Shouldn't the focus be on those few lines of poetry now?"

"makes sense!"

"Is this a doggerel?"

"Now girls are so good at playing?"

"It's so difficult to flirt with a girl now, no wonder I don't have a girlfriend yet!"

"2333333...Upstairs, I'm heartbroken."

 …

Ye Tian: "..."

He was already in a state of consideration, but he was almost broken by the twist of the last sentence.

Ma De, this last sentence is too urgent, it is a sharp turn of less than 90 degrees!

But don't say it, this verse is really interesting, this girl has bad intentions!

It seems to be interesting to this water friend, but having a boyfriend is a bit unkind, but in today's society, boyfriend and girlfriend are not married, everyone has the right to pursue true love, right?

Ye Tian thought for a while, pondered for a while, and said: "I have deciphered it, the girl is indeed interested in you."

In the live broadcast room.

"6666"

"Fuck! The anchor is such a dick."

"So fast, how did the anchor's head grow?"

"Damn! Why is there such a big gap between people? Obviously, I also graduated from a key university."

"23333...I have forgotten that verse, let alone deciphered it."

"Memory suppression, IQ suppression, double damage."

......

The water friend immediately ran out: "Really? Anchor, don't lie to me! I'm going to confess now."

Ye Tian continued: "However, after all, if someone else has a boyfriend, you have to ask first. If you really like her, she likes you too. Everyone has the right to pursue true love, so it's nothing. , I can't let you harm girls."

He spoke with a face of justice, a face of righteousness, full of rationality and brilliance of reason, which made people feel extremely convincing.

For example, the American girl who was hugging Ye Tian behind her waist at this time, although she didn't know what happened in the live broadcast room, she felt that Ye Tian's words were really good.

Everyone has the right to pursue true love, but they cannot harm girls casually.

Such Ye Tian looks really attractive.

In the live broadcast room.

"Anchor, when you are serious, you are so handsome!"

"Yes! Yes! So handsome!"

"Anchor, you can be my boyfriend, I can support you!"

"23333...I never thought that the anchor would be so virtuous."

"Like the host! I really appreciate a streamer like you who is very upright."

"The anchor is right, you can't just destroy other people's feelings, but everyone has the right to pursue true love."

 …

The water friend quickly replied: "Anchor, I'm not a scumbag, in fact, I have a very good relationship with her, and I like her in my heart, but she has always had a boyfriend, so I can't destroy her relationship, right?" So I have never dared to say that being good friends with her is actually good for her to be happy, but if I have the opportunity, of course I am not willing to give up."

: