Wilderness Lucky God

shelter.

At the same time, under the same starry sky.

A figure that was getting thinner day by day, and a similar figure with a huge furry figure. The figure lay down and stared blankly at the stars in the sky, while a figure with a huge figure like a giant bear sat aside, stuffing itself from time to time. Something goes in the mouth.

This pair is none other than Wang Dafu and his good friend Gorilla.

At this time, Wang Dafu had reached his original goal of following Ye Tian to the wilderness - to lose weight!

The current Wang Dafu is definitely not fat at all, on the contrary he looks very thin.

After all, after eating vegetarian food with gorillas for so long, people will lose weight.

It's not that he doesn't want to eat meat, but he can't catch it!

"Brother Tian, ​​where are you?! Did you really forget me!"

Wang Dafu's voice was full of confusion and illusion, whispering like a ghost.

If someone nearby heard it, they would think they had encountered a ghost, and they would be so scared that they would urinate in their ass.

"Ho Ho~~"

When the gorilla heard his good friend's voice, he immediately grabbed a handful of food and handed it to Wang Dafu.

Wang Dafu didn't even look at it this time, he took it directly, stuffed it in his mouth, and chewed heavily.

From the beginning, he refused, then reluctantly swallowed, and now he fully accepts it.

The former Wang Dafu, even if you beat me to death, even if you threw me from a height of 10,000 meters, even if you kicked me off the cliff, he, Wang Dafu, would not eat a bite of your gorilla .

The current Wang Dafu, um, is really fragrant and delicious!

It seems to be a little sweet, but in fact, the effect of vegetarian food is still good.

Wang Dafu comforted himself in his heart.

Human beings can become the top of the food chain in nature, not because of their own strength, but because of their strong adaptability and survival ability.

And Wang Dafu has shown his amazing adaptability and survivability during this period, which is a potential that has no chance to show in the modern city.

Of course, this is the truth, but if someone says that in front of him now, he will immediately run wild, and then let the gorilla hold you down and kick your face hard.

 …

While looking at the starry sky, Wang Dafu took gifts from good friends from time to time, and the two cooperated perfectly.

On Ye Tian's side, he continued to tease the water friends.

"Looking at you for so long, you haven't given a correct answer."

Ye Tian said with a smile: "Then I will give you some hints!"

"Anchor, hurry up!"

"Finally gave a hint!"

"Benzi and Bi are ready, anchor, hurry up!"

"Pfft~ Upstairs, you made a typo, or you want the host to go directly to you, and you accidentally exposed your inner feelings!"

"To be honest, if the anchor is my boyfriend, I will definitely do it so that he can't get up, and he can't even support the wall."

"666...I feel that upstairs, being an anchor is the key point, which has the same meaning as cursive characters. To be able to say such words in this tone, after my rigorous logical analysis, and 20 years of linguistics Research, concluded that upstairs is a man."

"23333...you are so terrifying!"

"Don't drive, everyone is studying serious jokes? Everyone, hold on! Hold on!!"

"Anchor, please start your prompt."

Looking at the live broadcast room, it became more and more crooked and dirty.

Ye Tian couldn't help but feel very... a sense of relief. Under his leadership, these people finally opened up a new world and saw the true meaning of joy in life.

It's okay to be dirty, happiness is what matters.

Life is so stressful, laugh more, make more jokes, and you can release your heart.

"First big tip: WiFi coverage!"

Ye Tian raised one finger, then raised a second finger, and said with a smile: "The second important reminder: I am a scumbag!"

The water friends were suddenly confused.

"???"

"???"

"WiF coverage?"

"What the hell is this, why don't I understand what it means?"

"The first one is okay, but what the hell is the second one? It doesn't fit at all!"

"Student scum?! Anchor, I feel some kind of malice in the dark. As a top student, I was the first in my grade in elementary school, junior high school and high school. I didn't perform very well when I was admitted to university. I only took the first place in the city. , Tell me, how can I understand the scumbag like this?"

"6666...Upstairs, you're so aggressive!"

"It's hard, I only give 99 points, and I will give you less, because I am afraid that you will be proud!"

"Anchor, make your prompt more obvious!"

"I'm so dazed, what do you mean?"

"I'm going~~ I feel like my IQ of 200 has returned to zero today."

"My God, as a 985 high-achieving student, today I feel that my IQ has been insulted."

 …

The water friends looked blank, what is this hint?

Everyone's first reaction was: what the hell is this?

Second reaction: What the hell is this?

There were heated discussions on the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, crazy discussions, one person's wisdom is not enough, but this is not a group of people!

From point to surface, from surface to ball, step by step analysis, in-depth dissection... Finally, the water friends turned the table directly, go to Nima, analyze the balls.

The more you talk, the lower your IQ will be, and one after another will return to zero. There is too much knowledge in this.

Ye Tian looked at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room very interestingly. In fact, he saw some people had already mentioned the point unintentionally, but they didn't connect with the joke, so no one cared, and it just passed by.

But the master is in the world!

Although most of the water friends have passed out after analysis, they are all in their own theories.

Just like a rope, a dead knot, the more disordered, the more dead knots, the more fixed the thinking, the more confused, the more unreasonable it is.

But someone finally analyzed one.

"I figured it out. I was the first one. I finally understood why that woman turned around and left. She was so scheming. If the IQ of today's women is so terrifying, it would be unimaginable for men. My God, what is he like?" The more I think about it, the more I feel my scalp tingle, the anchor, you are so stupid, you can actually say such a meaningful joke, I really admire it, and it also reflects the current situation of some young people in reality today."

"What about me, you should give the answer quickly!"

"Awesome boss! Have you really analyzed it?"

"I'll go! I was so scared that I fell to my knees with a plop, and the boss actually analyzed it."

"Send it on your knees, worship the boss!"

"Say it, say it!"

"After such a long paragraph, you gave me the answer!"

 …

Seeing such a long passage, many people saw it, and suddenly felt as if they were tickled, and they were so uncomfortable that they would die.

unacceptable!

You said that this passage is so profound, and it also reflects the current situation of some young people in the real society.

Isn't this more attractive?

It's pure appetite!