Wilderness Lucky God

BJ City.

In the office of a senior manager of a large securities company.

A middle-aged man with a handsome face was watching the live broadcast room on the computer screen with interest, which was Ye Tian's live broadcast room.

Looking at the touting bullet screens, as well as the urging and anticipation of the water friends, a satisfied smile appeared on his face unconsciously.

Tang Long, 35 years old, has a successful career and a happy family. He is the chief analyst of a large company, a top trader, and a person who can play stocks. No one is an idiot, and their brains are always active.

Ever since I watched Ye Tian's live broadcast room, I have become one of thousands of water friends. In the city, the world I can't see, the various dangers I encounter, as well as the magical adventures, and the knowledge of survival in the wild, all of these are Refreshing.

What he likes to watch most is that Ye Tian tells some jokes that let everyone discuss and guess the answer, because he finds these things are quite interesting, not only includes the philosophy of life, but also from the perspective of the problem, many times it makes you unimaginable. arrive.

And when you understand it, you can't help but laugh out loud.

Of course, if you untie it by yourself, it will be more fulfilling.

In particular, it will be recognized by the majority of water friends.

There was a piece of paper and a pen by Tang Long's hand, and what was written on it was the joke that Ye Tian just said, and there was a long section of analysis below, which was inserted, started, and analyzed from various angles.

Feeling that the time is almost up, I put my hands on the keyboard, quickly typed a long paragraph of text, and hit the Enter key.

He casually lit a cigarette and took a good puff. This kind of answer to the joke brought him back to his school days and the joy of solving math competition problems, no, even more fun.

"The anchor is really a talent, I really don't know how he came up with these interesting jokes." Tang Long sighed.

And in the live broadcast room.

"Seeing that everyone is a little anxious, then I will talk about my analysis ideas. In fact, what the anchor said is indeed a reminder, the coverage of WiFi. I believe that everyone basically has WiFi at home now. When Xiaohua went on a blind date, the woman asked His house, this is of course not the key, but on the WiFi, in fact the most critical is the last sentence of the conversation between the two, female: Is the signal strong? Xiaohua: Everywhere in my house is full, everyone should know, WiFi The coverage area is indeed not small. It says about 100 meters to 200 meters, or even farther, but in fact the range is much smaller than this range, especially at home. If you put it at the door, the house is more than 100 square meters. In the bedroom, there may be only one or two grids of signal left, and Xiaohua said that everything is full, which means that his house is small, so naturally the woman is very dissatisfied with this answer, turned around Just left, so this question, in fact, the woman is not asking about WiFi

, but ask the size of the house. "

"666"

"66666"

"666666"

"After reading the whole answer, I kneel down!"

"I've already knelt firmly!"

"I read the answers on my knees, the boss is the boss!"

"Nimma! What else can I say for this answer?"

"Fuck! This woman is too scheming, it's terrifying!"

"Nimma, if you meet this kind of woman in reality, how terrible it would be. You don't even know why she left?"

"Scary! Scary! This answer makes me feel chilly. Is the blind date routine so deep now?"

"This analysis is amazing! Absolutely the correct answer!"

"Anchor, is this the correct answer?"

 …

Ye Tian looked at this passage, nodded, and said: "This is indeed the correct answer. This water friend's analysis is completely correct, and there is one more."

On the barrage, there was another worship!

As for Tang Long, who was in his office in BJ City, he looked proud.

But then I was very distressed, what is the answer to the next question?

As a top student since he was a child, he didn't understand this hint at all.

good or not?

slacker student?

He is not!

The live broadcast room continued to be lively, and finally one problem was solved, and there was another one.

Everyone is working together! Surely it will be resolved soon.

Of course, imagination is beautiful, but reality is cruel.

This problem has not been solved by everyone!

So in the end it was Ye Tianlai who announced the correct answer: "This question is actually very simple, a scumbag, how will a scumbag react when he sees the textbook? The answer is, he will feel sleepy, he will sleep, and he will say to the girl, baby, are you My textbook, that is: Baby, I want to sleep with you! That's the correct answer.

From now on, in the live broadcast room, you can try saying this sentence to the person you like, if the other party responds, then I don’t need to teach you, go open a room! "

As soon as the answer came out, in the live broadcast room.

"Pfft~"

"Pfft~~"

"Pfft~~~"

"Fuck!"

"I don't know what to do!"

"This is the correct answer!"

"Baby, I want to sleep with you!"

"This love story is awesome!"

"Such straightforward love words are very convincing."

"Hahaha~~ Simple and rude, yes, I just want to sleep with you, and want to fuck you."

"No wonder that woman looks shy in the joke!"

"Ma Dan! This is simply a stroke of genius."

"Driving off guard!"

"The sudden show, flashed my waist!"

"233333...this shit is amazing!"

"Anchor, you are my textbook!"

"Hahaha~~ Upstairs, you are being naughty again!"

The whole studio was shocked!

Those smart people who didn't solve the problem couldn't laugh or cry.

It turns out that the answer is so simple and rude. Thinking about it, what else can a man say to a woman to make the other person look shy, and it's just a matter of bed.

Tang Long in the office couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this answer, and he couldn't refute it at all.

This idea is so awesome!

admire! admire!

"Anchor, come one more!"

"Yes, yes, one more!"

"Hahaha~~ come again!"

"Well, anchor, can you stop the joke that hurts the brain cells, I feel like I'm already an idiot, woo woo woo~~"

Ye Tian nodded with a smile, and said, "Okay, let's just say some simple jokes!"

Ye Tian thought for a while, and then said: "On the bus, Xiaofang was squeezed into the arms of the male god. At first, Xiaofang was a little embarrassed, but after a long time, Xiaofang got used to it. Leaning his head lightly on the male god, he said softly: I have been on this bus for a week, and I was squeezed in your arms every time. Do you believe in fate? The male god seemed very calm and silent After a few seconds, he said: I don't believe in fate... Well, I only know that I rent a bus for more than one thousand, and there are more than one hundred extras, at least one hundred for each... So, I just Believe in money."

The water friends in the live broadcast room thought it was a romantic joke at first, but they never expected...