With So Many Ex-Girlfriends, I Was Really Forced To

"Damn it! Damn it! Is there really a corpse escaping?!"

"No, what's all the fuss about? Living people are afraid of fire, so aren't dead people afraid of being burned?"

"Then Yuan Shen doesn't hurry up and give chase. If one escapes, you'll be deducted money!"

"It's dirty, don't fix it. I was so scared that I hid in bed on a hot day!"

"Sisters, you just hid in there. I hid in bed a long time ago, and now the quilt is soaked in a puddle."

.......

"It's missing, not running away..."

The undertaker's sister rolled her eyes at Li Yuan.

"Oh, oh, then I heard wrong."

Li Yuan's face turned red.

"Hahaha, Yuan Shen looks calm on the surface, but in fact he is panicking inside. He must be so nervous that he even heard the wrong words."

"It's not like you. You always say that the corpse has escaped and you will catch it. If my first reaction is probably that the corpse escaped on its own..."

"Let's go out and have a look."

Zhang Youcai patted Li Yuan on the shoulder.

Li Yuan took a chicken leg and gnawed it while walking outside.

Only good food can eliminate inner fear.

A dozen people gathered outside the cafeteria.

There was a heated discussion going on.

While Li Yuan was eating, he listened to the family members of the deceased pointing at the nose of the crematorium leader.

The scolding was very unpleasant.

Listened for about a minute.

Only then can I understand.

It turned out that a funeral car and a tractor met in a narrow road and overturned...

The body probably slid right out of the car.

Fell into the fish pond on the roadside...

"There's really no shortage of weird things in the crematorium."

Li Yuan bit the chicken leg and muttered something vaguely.

Look at the leader of the crematorium who always lowers his head and tries to apologize and pretend to be a grandson.

It’s not easy to be a leader in the service industry these days.

Fortunately, I just want to show off...

"Old Zhang."

A man who looked like a leader waved to Zhang Youcai.

"The tractor master was injured and went to the hospital. Can you drive a tractor?"

Zhang Youcai shook his head.

"I've never driven one, but a tractor should be similar to a manual transmission car, right?"

Leader: "It should be about the same. They are both accelerator, brake and clutch. Find someone who can drive a manual transmission."

"Brother Li, can you drive? A manual transmission?"

Zhang Youcai waved to Li Yuan.

Upon hearing this, Li Yuan nodded: "Yes."

Just kidding, I am proficient in driving and only have a manual transmission.

"Okay, you guys come with me."

The leader nodded kindly towards Li Yuan.

Then he immediately comforted the family members.

"Don't worry, we have contacted the corpse recovery team and there are people driving tractors."

"What? Driving a tractor?"

There was a big question mark on Li Yuan's small face.

"It's okay, tractors and cars have the same manual transmission. You'll get used to it a few times."

Zhang Youcai patted Li Yuan on the shoulder.

The three were immediately taken into a minibus to the scene of the accident.

"Speaking of which, are tractors and manual transmission cars really the same? I feel like Yuan Shen will overturn the car."

"Hahaha, if Yuanshen overturns, he really overturns."

"Don't worry, in principle, the manual transmission of tractors and cars is exactly the same, except that tractors generally have four gears."

"But there are really not many people who can drive manual transmissions now."

"Oh, that's good. I feel like this crematorium is not very friendly to Yuan Shen."

The minibus was carrying a carload of people.

We walked along the crooked dirt road for about ten minutes.

Then I saw a funeral car lying on the shoulder of the road in front of me.

There is a tractor facing the front of the car.

But.

That tractor doesn't seem to have a shed.

Open tractor? !

No, when I looked closer, not only was there no carport, there was no steering wheel at all!

"That handrail that's a few meters long should be a reverse plate, right?"

"What a shame, what the hell, this is actually a walking tractor!"

"Oh my god, a walking tractor! Why is there such an antique in the crematorium?!"

"To be honest and not afraid of your jokes, this is the first time I have seen a walking tractor in real life."

"There are some in my rural area, but they are rarely seen anymore."

"How to drive this thing? Who said a tractor is the same as a manual transmission car? This thing doesn't even have a steering wheel..."

"Damn it, who knew the tractor he was talking about was a hand-held tractor?"

"Hahahaha, I just can't help it anymore. The walking tractor is so joyful."

"Hahaha, Yuan Shen really overturned, and the crematorium was indeed the place where Yuan Shen was dragged off the altar."

After Li Yuan got off the car, he looked at a walking tractor whose wheels were stuck under the road shoulder.

The entire tractor head and handrails lay across the road.

It's almost 180 degrees to the cab.

The corners of his eyes twitched unconsciously.

"It's not Brother Zhang. Forget about the tractor, it's a hand-held one?!"

"I, I don't know either."

Zhang Youcai was also dumbfounded and looked at the leader aside.

The leader also had a look of embarrassment on his face at this time.

"Boss, please drive the tractor away quickly. There are cars waiting to pass behind."

A family member of the deceased came over to urge him.

"How about you try it? You are the only one here who can drive a manual transmission."

The leader looked at Li Yuan with an embarrassed look on his face.

"Hahaha, Yuan Shen is being relied upon."

"No, I can drive a manual, but not a manual..."

Li Yuan patted the armrest of the tractor.

His words stopped for a moment.

The moment I met the tractor just now.

A familiar feeling arises in my heart!

Proficient in driving...

Damn it, why didn't I think of that?

A tractor is also a vehicle, even though it is hand-held!

Li Yuan suddenly realized.

Damn it, so as long as it has wheels, isn’t it a car? !

"Actually...it's not impossible to let me drive."

Li Yuan's tone suddenly became ambiguous.

He looked directly at the leader of the crematorium.

"But except for salary, you have to pay more."

The crematorium leader and Zhang Youcai were stunned at the same time.

Of course, the audience in the live broadcast room was also stunned.

"Yuan Shen is so obsessed with wealth that he dares to drive a walking tractor?!"

"It's fake. Yuan Shen must be in the same grade as me. It's the first time I've seen a walking tractor. How could I be able to drive it?"

"But as long as Yuanshen says he will do it, has he ever let us down?"

"But, this is too unscientific, isn't it? Everything else is easy to say and there is a place to learn it, but who teaches walking tractors?!"

"Very good. Under my influence, you have begun to believe in science."

"If you're not sure, look again."

"If you can drive this thing away, I'll give you an extra five hundred."

The leader of the crematorium waved his hand.

Li Yuan immediately ordered: "Okay!"

After that, Li Yuan started rummaging around in the cab.

Not a moment later.

Li Yuan took out a bent iron rod from the tool box.

"Damn it, I thought Yuan Shen was looking for something. I forgot that you need a key to drive!"

"Look at this key. Isn't it more domineering than a Lambo or Ferrari key?"

Li Yuan took the keys of the walking tractor to the front of the vehicle.

That calm look.

Giving people the illusion that he was supposed to be a tractor-trailer driver.