With So Many Ex-Girlfriends, I Was Really Forced To

"No, Yuan Shen is really here?"

"I heard this thing can easily throw people away if it's not operated properly."

When Li Yuan accurately inserted the car key into the keyhole with one hand.

Press and hold with the other hand to relieve pressure.

With his coherent movements.

Everyone couldn't help but hold their breath.

Li Yuan's hand held the car key and slowly turned it hard.

The engine makes a "bang bang" sound when it starts.

The live broadcast room suddenly burst into flames.

"It's moving, it's moving!"

"Damn it, this head shake, this hand wave, it's so cool! It's so ceremonial!"

"I learned, it turns out that this is how a walking tractor starts."

"It doesn't look like it's difficult."

"Isn't it difficult? I'm not targeting you. I just want to say that 90% of the people here can't activate it."

"Not only can't it start, but the key will hit my chin, hahaha."

Li Yuan casually threw the key into the tool box.

Then slowly straighten the armrest.

He turned over and sat in the driver's seat amidst a burst of surprised looks from around him.

"Damn, he's so handsome. Yuan Shen really knows how to drive a walking tractor?!"

"It looks like an experienced driver. I'm not sure if I'll take another look."

Adjusted the armrest angle.

Li Yuan said nothing.

Holding the handle with his right hand, he jerked the clutch with his left hand.

At the same time, he lightly kicked the king-shaped shift lever with his right foot, put it into gear, and then returned to the positive clutch.

A set of handsome movements flow like clouds and water.

When the gas pedal is released and the brake is released, the front wheels of the walking tractor begin to rotate slowly.

Complete the starting action in an instant.

It was immediately pleasing to the eye.

"Damn! He's so handsome!"

"With this mechanical feel and these cool movements, is it so cool to drive a walk-behind tractor?!"

"I can't do it anymore. He's so handsome. I decided that I must learn to walk behind a tractor!"

"This is romance and handsomeness that belongs to men!"

Li Yuan has completely integrated with the walking tractor.

At this moment, he is the car, and the car is him.

In the eyes of everyone's amazement.

Li Yuan controlled the handle and swung it left and right.

The dazzling operation is breathtaking.

The accelerator and clutch are pressed, the direction is put into gear, and the operation is as fierce as a tiger.

The sound of "bang bang bang" kept hitting everyone's heart.

A burst of black smoke suddenly erupted from the front of the car.

When he looked again, he saw that the wheels of the tractor that had become stuck under the road shoulder had been rescued.

At this moment, everyone was looking at the shining Li Yuan.

There is only one word in my mind, "So damn handsome!".

After driving the car forward for more than ten meters.

The walking tractor suddenly roared.

The armrest was instantly thrown out of a 45-degree angle.

There was a violent lateral friction between the car body and the gravel road.

The next second, the entire walking tractor swung its tail like a dragon.

Stopped steadily in the open space ahead.

Li Yuan clapped his hands and jumped out of the cab.

"I swear, I never thought driving a tractor could be so cool."

"Really, I think this is much more handsome than flying a plane!"

"I don't want what you think, I want what I think, and I think what you think is right!"

"After seeing Yuanshen's walking tractor, I have already returned the Porsche I ordered and am going to sign up for a tractor training class."

Li Yuan looked at the people around him who were almost petrified inexplicably.

Then he looked at the parked walking tractor with its board upright.

After confirming that there was nothing wrong, he rubbed his fingers towards the leader of the crematorium.

Only then did the crematorium leader react from the shock.

He hurriedly took out five red Mao Zedong cards from his wallet and handed them to Li Yuan.

Then he turned around and looked at the people behind him with an arrogant expression.

"Dear family members, have you seen it? Please believe in the professionalism of our crematorium. Our crematorium never disappoints customers. If you can, please choose us next time."

Everyone behind him nodded.

I can’t help but sigh, the crematorium is really a place of hidden dragons and crouching tigers.

He is so handsome when he drives a tractor at such a young age.

"Brother, what is your major? Don't you major in funeral technology and management?"

The undertaker's sister stared at Li Yuan with eyes full of stars.

"Haha, I'm afraid this little sister has never seen Yuan Shen's other skills. What school and major can teach a freak like Yuan Shen?"

"Upstairs, I suddenly thought of a legendary super technical school."

"You're talking about the Bodhidharma Academy among the mechanics, right?"

Looking at the little sister who was the undertaker, her eyes were filled with anticipation.

Such a little sister who has not graduated from college.

How could I bear to tell the truth and lie to her?

Li Yuan slowly put away his joking expression.

"Have you ever heard of Lanxiang Technical School?"

The little sister of the undertaker was stunned for a moment, then nodded.

"I've heard that."

That verse from the Bible couldn't help but come to mind.

Which company has the best excavator technology? Look for Lanxiang from Shandong, China.

Li Yuan also nodded seriously.

"My major is hand-held tractors at the Tractor College of Lanxiang Technical School."

"ah?"

The undertaker's sister looked surprised.

"Does anyone who specializes in walking tractors also teach sewing corpses?"

"Well, the class next to the walking tractor majors in cadaver sewing. I often go to different classes and I learned it in just a few trips."

"Lanxiang Technical School."

Zhang Youcai secretly remembered the name.

I plan to study further when I have time.

"Oh, that's it, brother, your school is really awesome. My master is a funeral professional, and he can't sew up corpses as fast as you."

The undertaker's sister looked at Li Yuan with her big, bright eyes.

Li Yuan suddenly felt a sense of guilt in his heart.

This damn hell skill.

It’s really hard for him to explain how he learned it!

"Leader, the corpse recovery team has been a little busy recently. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it in a while."

At this time, a crematorium employee suddenly ran over with a phone.

"How can this be done? We have laid out the banquet, and the fortune teller has calculated the time. We are waiting for him to be cremated when the auspicious time comes. We cannot afford to waste time!"

The family members at the back heard that the body recovery team could not come.

Immediately rushed to the first few steps of theory.

That's the attitude of hitting someone.

Several people at Li Yuan's crematorium were instantly startled.

Li Yuan quietly took a few steps back.

If a fight breaks out, be the first to escape.

"Leader, what you just said is that as long as it involves the dead, your crematorium has professionals. Now that the corpse recovery team can't come, you have to find a way for us to find someone to recover the corpse."

"this....."

The leader of the crematorium looked embarrassed.

I immediately wanted to slap myself twice.

The cow that had just been blown away was instantly slapped in the face.

Where could he go to find the person who retrieved the body at this juncture?

"Well, family members, please be patient and I will contact the body recovery team."

"I've contacted the leader more than a dozen times, but no body recovery team can come now."

The staff at the crematorium warned in a low voice.

The leader of the crematorium suddenly broke out in cold sweat on his forehead.

Looking at dozens of angry family members.

I'm afraid things can't go well today.

"Well, do you want to pay for the corpse?"

Li Yuan suddenly walked up from the back of the crowd.