With So Many Ex-Girlfriends, I Was Really Forced To

"No, wouldn't it be possible to retrieve corpses without becoming a Yuan Shen?"

"Impossible, the corpse hunter is so bold. Look at Yuan Shen being so frightened that his whole body is covered with yellow talismans. Does it look like it?"

"Indeed, and it is very dangerous to retrieve corpses. Without a work boat, it would be like a water ghost on a construction site. This fish pond looks like it was converted from a former reservoir, and the water is very deep."

"This fish pond looks really scary. It doesn't even have a railing. If you don't know how to swim, if you fall in, you will drown in a matter of minutes."

"Forget it then, I still want to see Yuanshen driving a walking tractor."

The leader of the crematorium saw Li Yuan coming over.

Immediately his eyes lit up.

But then it immediately darkened again.

Retrieving corpses is a real technical job.

Not only professional skills are required.

It also requires professional tools.

Now they don't have a wetsuit in a row.

How to get it?

The leader of the crematorium waved his hand with a headache.

Signaling Li Yuan to stop making trouble.

Li Yuan glanced at the family members who were preparing to cause trouble.

Then he looked at some fishermen in the distance.

He asked Zhang Youcai for a pack of cigarettes and quietly left the crowd.

Hey hey hey, all the extra money comes into his mouth.

If you can't make enough money, you can't make enough money.

"Yuan Shen was still wise, just greased the soles of his feet and ran away."

"We might start fighting soon, so we have to run away early."

But Li Yuan did not return to the crematorium as they thought.

Instead, keep walking along the fish pond.

"There seemed to be a few people camping in tents near the fish pond in front, and the camera was shaking so hard that they couldn't see clearly."

"There are indeed people. Holy shit, are these people crazy? How dare they stay near such a ghastly crematorium?"

"No, it looks like they are fishing in a fish pond."

"Oh, it turns out to be a fishing guy, then it's okay."

"It's hard work. Aren't they afraid of fishing in this place?"

"Brother, you don't want to fish, do you? That's a fearless fisherman. It doesn't matter if he quits his job, is divorced or gives away his baby."

"Nothing can stop their yearning for fishing. They must overcome difficulties, no matter how difficult they are, even if they create difficulties."

"No, no, no, you are wrong. The fisherman will still be scared if there is a floating corpse in the water, because he is afraid that the floating corpse will scare the nest he just made."

"Okay, don't stop talking about science. I'm a fisherman. I just want to ask, when will our Emperor He Qiang return?"

"Come on, fellow fishermen, I want to say that our fishing world cannot live without Emperor He Qiang, just like the West cannot live without Jerusalem."

"Brother, how's your mouth?"

Li Yuan came to a fisherman and stood next to him and took a look.

Passed a cigarette.

"Hahaha, I'm so afraid that Yuan Shen will mention Yuhu when he comes up, and then ask about the air force today?"

"Haha, I'm afraid Abyss God will be directly surrounded by a group of people swearing at him."

"It's pretty good."

The fishing guy took the cigarette and looked up at Li Yuan.

The distance between the two people was quickly shortened by a cigarette and a word.

Waiting for a cigarette.

Li Yuan successfully borrowed a spare set of fishing rods.

"It turns out that Yuan Shen is addicted to fishing and has stopped working."

"Sure enough, he is a fishing guy who never gives in. When he is addicted, he wants to throw two poles even on the Naihe Bridge."

"I object. The brother who said fishing is addictive is really nonsense. I have been fishing for thirty years and I fish six hours a day and I am not addicted."

"Yuan Shen seems to have gone back with the fishing rod. How many rods will he throw?"

Watching Li Yuan climb directly up to the path with the fishing rod.

The fishing guys in the live broadcast room suddenly lost their composure.

"Damn it, Yuan Shen can't help but not throw it away? I'm suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder through the screen!"

"I went out fishing, and the child has been given to my neighbor Lao Wang for temporary care."

"Brothers are so big-hearted. Many people nowadays don't like children, and they are not afraid of annoying the neighbors and treating your children badly."

"No, my son is closer to Lao Wang when he sees him than when he sees me. Not only do they like each other, they also look alike."

"..."

"It's too bad. Good luck to you, brother. I wish you will never be in the Air Force."

Li Yuan returned to the outside of the crowd.

The atmosphere at this time was already very delicate.

The family members all turned red with anger.

The leader of the crematorium was talking on the phone with a grandson look on his face.

All I have to do is let the family members kneel down.

"Boss, don't you get more money for fishing for corpses than for driving a tractor?"

Li Yuan held up the fishing rod and walked to the leader of the crematorium.

"Little brother, you can't fish during working hours."

Zhang Youcai looked at the fishing rod in Li Yuan's hand and twitched his eyes.

"Eight hundred for one catch."

The leader of the crematorium didn't even look at Li Yuan and replied weakly.

Li Yuan nodded and felt that it was quite a bargain.

"Then why don't you let me try?"

Li Yuan's words instantly made everyone around him look at him in surprise again.

"Even if you can dive, we don't have the equipment right now."

The leader of the crematorium reluctantly raised his head, and then shook his head.

"I don't need equipment. I just need to pay you after I catch it."

"No equipment required?"

The leader of the crematorium was stunned for a moment.

He looked carefully at Li Yuan's body.

His eyes finally fell on the fishing rod.

"What does Yuan Shen mean? You don't want to use this fishing rod to catch corpses, do you?"

"The news did let the fisherman catch the corpse."

"But that was an accident. How could a fishing rod catch a corpse?"

"Little brother, stop making trouble and let's talk about business."

Zhang Youcai pulled Li Yuan's hand.

"Remember to pay when you catch it."

Li Yuan waved to several people.

Go directly to the bottom of the fish pond.

"Good guy, Yuan Shen really went to catch corpses?"

"Young man, I see you haven't graduated from college yet and haven't gone to work yet, right?"

"Yes, how did you know? Could it be that my clear eyes can be seen through the screen?"

"I feel stupid. You think Yuan Shen is as stupid as you, and you still use a fishing rod to fish for corpses... If it's not what I expected, Yuan Shen goes fishing openly and openly. In the workplace, this trick is called making false claims in the east, attacking in the west, and secretly concealing Chen Cang."

"So, when others thought Yuan Shen was fishing, Yuan Shen immediately made an excuse to fish for corpses. When others thought Yuan Shen was fishing for corpses, Yuan Shen's real purpose was to fish!"

"It's so amazing. It's both false and true. It's true and false. Even the leaders can't figure it out."

Watching Li Yuan find a position and then throw the pole seriously.

The people above all looked at it with twitching eyes.

A few minutes passed.

Li Yuan has already thrown more than ten rods in the air.

Both those who can fish and those who cannot fish are a little confused.

But after a few minutes.

The lake in front of Li Yuan suddenly began to roll and bubble.

I saw a black shadow slowly emerging from the water.

The person was stunned for a moment.

"Yuan Shen is awesome, this fish looks quite big!"

"Is this okay? I've never seen fishing like this."

"What kind of magic trick is this?"

The eyes of the audience in the live broadcast room widened instantly.

But the next moment.

Wait until the black shadow gradually becomes bigger and bigger.

Everyone began to realize that something was starting to go wrong.

"This doesn't look like a fish, does it?"

"It looks like a human-shaped plastic bag."

"Plastic bag, humanoid?!"