Yiren's non-human chat group

Xiao Liyu: "Good guy, look at this, except for the hard-to-get Earth Scale of the Vine Dragon, the other three True Dragon Trials have been obtained. (~~)"

Xiao Liyu: "Furthermore, the Fire Scale's perseverance test recognized me without saying a word. After taking three steps, I will be a true dragon.\\('w')////"

Xiao Yishu: "Good guy, hurry up, I just finished handing over the work and returned to Duwang Town..."

Mao Yiren: "Oh, is the development there so fast? I have just arrived at Hogwarts a few days ago, and I am dealing with Lockhart..."

The world of Harry Potter, Hogwarts.

Looking at Lockhart who was tied to his feet, Xiao Yiren waved his fingers, and silver runes flew out of Lockhart's mind and flew to the metal basin in front of him to burn some mysterious information.

inside.

This process lasted for a full ten minutes before it stopped. Then Mao Yiren waved his hand, and a dazzling white light burst out from Xiao Yiren's fingertips and illuminated Lockhart's head.

In an instant, Lockhart, who was frothing at the mouth and rolling his eyes because of Xiao Yiren's rough operation, fainted. Even though he fainted, his body was still twitching, and there was a strong smell in the whole house.

Sour smell.

Xiao Yiren glanced and could still see Lockhart's pants, which were mostly wet, and a little bit of dirty liquid.

"Ugh~"

He retched in disgust, Xiao Yiren's face was full of displeasure, he waved his hand and threw a cleaning spell on Ya, and then dragged the brim of this guy's hat directly to the disappearing cabinet and walked out of the secret room.

When Xiao Yiren appeared again, he had already appeared in the Room of Requirement, but this was not his destination.

His real destination is the principal's office.

"Heap of cockroaches."

After reciting the command, he opened the door to the principal's office. Xiao Yiren walked in unceremoniously, then threw away Lockhart in his hand and said:

"Okay, I found Tom's diary. This guy stole it. I also extracted this guy's memory into the Pensieve. You can see for yourself."

And the person in front of Xiao Yiren was naturally Dumbledore.

Looking at the pensieve that suddenly appeared on his desk, Dumbledore also looked a little helpless.

Although Xiao Yiren had reported to him the stolen Horcrux in Tom's diary before, and told him that he would solve it.

But Dumbledore never expected that Xiao Yiren's handling method would be so simple and crude. He actually caught the liar Lockhart and forcibly extracted his memories into the pensieve.

Although this guy Lockhart is indeed a liar, he is still the Dark Arts professor this semester. It is really not good to just beat him up after he is caught.

At the same time, Dumbledore also thought of another, even more ominous thing.

How many days has the Defense Against the Dark Arts class started this semester? Is it a week? It should be.

Within seven or eight days, the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor became paraplegic and incontinent and was kicked out of Hogwarts. Dumbledore could already imagine how the reporters from the Daily Prophet would report this matter.

.

I'm afraid that the news that the Professor of Magical Defense at Hogwarts was cursed will become more and more widespread.

"Where do I go to find the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor?"

Dumbledore didn't care that Lockhart had his memory extracted and was left paralyzed.

There was no need to look at the Pensieve, Dumbledore could probably figure out what Lockhart was.

After all, the story that he was one of those old friends who had been struck by the amnesia curse was still being circulated in Lockhart's name.

What he cares about now is how to continue the Defense Against the Dark Arts course and who should be the professor of this Defense Against the Dark Arts course.

But the next moment, Dumbledore's eyes stopped on Xiao Yiren in front of him. Suddenly, his cloudy old eyes hidden under his half-moon glasses lit up slightly.

But who was Dumbledore? How could he express his feelings so easily, and he soon fell silent.

"No, if you tell me directly, this little bastard will never agree. You have to trick him."

As soon as he thought of this, Dumbledore calmly talked about other things.

"Wate, when did you become aware of Lockhart's problem?"

Regarding Dumbledore's question, Xiao Yiren snorted with disdain and said:

"How could I not see such a big straw bag?"

Of course, only Xiao Yiren himself knows the real reason.

It's not for nothing that Xiao Yiren had so many colleagues in his previous life. There are only a few people who are making trouble at this time.

Either Lockhart is Malfoy, or Ron.

Xiao Yiren used Legilimency to see Ron and Malfoy, and there was no problem. In other words, these two guys have been quite "normal" recently.

Well, it has been like this ever since Harry drank Professor Snape's potion and changed from the original seven-day experience card to the current quantum superposition state Harry/Harry with or without glasses.

As for Lockhart, Xiao Yiren had long been dissatisfied with him, so of course he was not as "gentle" as he was to Ron and Malfoy.

He was knocked unconscious and dragged into the secret room.

…

Xiao Yiren didn't say much about this. After all, he would make too many mistakes, so he just waved his hand and said:

"Okay, that's about it. Principal Dumbledore, you can find a new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. This idiot has been used by me. The amnesia spell has completely erased all memories. If there is no miracle, it should be done in the future.

Just a fool."

After saying that, Xiao Yiren rolled his eyes and added:

"Oh, by the way, there is also a house elf, who should be from the Malfoy family. He will probably cause a lot of trouble in the school. It concerns Harry. You can deal with this Principal Dumbledore yourself.

I won’t get involved.”

With that said, Xiao Yiren opened the door and left without giving Dumbledore a chance to speak.

Only Dumbledore was left speechless, Lockhart was in a coma, and Xiao Yiren left the pensieve for Dumbledore to convict Lockhart.

Looking at the closed door of the principal's office, it took a while for Dumbledore to fully react and shook his head with a smile.

As Dumbledore and Xiao Yiren spent more and more time together, Xiao Yiren became more and more sophisticated.

In this regard, Dumbledore could only lament that Xiao Yiren, a twenty-pound cat, had really gained nineteen pounds of evil intentions, and the remaining one pound was full of betrayal.

But after sighing, Dumbledore just sniffed, took one of the cockroaches on the table and stuffed it into his mouth, and said something vaguely while eating it.

"It stinks..."

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