Yiren's non-human chat group

Cat Yiren: "Okay, I've finished dealing with the things here. I solved the idiot directly, handed Dobby to Dumbledore, Tom's diary was eaten by me, Harry Potter Part 2 Chamber of Secrets and the Basilisk

Finished.＼(`Δ')／”

Xiao Liyu: "Aren't you saying that Hogwarts has just started school a few days ago? ←_←"

Cat Yiren: "Yes, it was indeed only a few days, but that guy Lockhart is really an eyesore when he stays here. At the same time, Sirius Black was also released, and I also got the Horcrux locket, Hutch.

I also got Patch’s gold cup.ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ”

Mao Yiren: "With these two experiments, Tom's diary, which is most likely to cause trouble, must be destroyed as soon as possible. By the way, Lockhart, this idiot, may be killed in advance because of me, and it is not natural to continue to hang around.

I wanted to see it, so I got rid of him too. (*i`*)”

To be honest, it was Lockhart who was unlucky this time.

The real troublemaker was Dobby, the house elf in the original Harry Potter books.

That guy took advantage of Xiao Yiren not paying attention and directly apparated and stole the diary. Later, while trying to destroy the diary, he was bumped into by Lockhart, who then took the diary away.

But what does this matter have to do with Xiao Yiren? No one really thinks that guy Dobby can steal the diary under Xiao Yiren's nose, right?

No one really thinks that Xiao Yiren will make the same mistakes that the protagonists of the fandom will make. Let Tom's diary do the trouble.

How is it possible? Of course it's impossible. These things were naturally designed by Xiao Yiren a long time ago.

Tom's diary had been arranged by Mao Yiren a long time ago, in order to kick out this unreliable idiot who kept asking people to interrupt his experiments from time to time.

After all, he is not like some fan authors who need Lockhart's class evaluation to earn points, and he does not need Lockhart, the bastard, to buy any products. Naturally, the sooner this uncertainty factor is removed, the better.

As for who will be the subsequent Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, what does it have to do with Mao Yiren?

Xiao Liyu: "Good guy, it turns out that your operation is so arrogant. No wonder the author's will has caused trouble on my side a few days ago. (｀へ)=3"

Xiao Yishu: "Oh, what happened again?!→_→"

Xiao Liyu: "Actually, it's nothing. Every time I want to kill that lazy snake, I can make him explode and run away. Last time I made him run away, I heard that he took over the fangs of the ancient snake.

This time, this guy swallowed his cousin, a manta ray, and now his poison is even stronger, making it even more troublesome to kill him...(＿＿)ノ｜"

Xiao Ali: "What are you afraid of? The dragon horns are already in your hands. The dragon scales, except for the one in Tenglong's hand, are all in hand. The lazy snake has lost the ability to break jars.

No matter how you cause trouble, as long as you take care of your own things, no matter how he causes trouble, there will basically be no problem.ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ”

Xiao Liyu: "Oh, I see you are online. Have you finished your work there? →_→"

Xiao Ali: "Of course, how can a war between two civilizations not end so easily? And it is also between two biological civilizations. ("▔□▔)"

Xiao Ali: "However, we have captured the lower third of their monster workshop. It was only later that they used a biological magnetic field to block other alien spores, which slowed down the invasion. However,

Even so, when the brood nest is built in that area, it will only be a matter of time before the civilization of these guys is destroyed. (-@y@)”

Xiao Ali: "Once they are eliminated, the alien race should be able to achieve a certain amount of self-sufficiency, and will not be in the same situation as before. (￣ー￣)"

Xiao Tailang: "When it comes to fishing in the lake, the wolf tribe here also has a say. When I went out on a whim yesterday, I suddenly discovered that the sheep tribe on the Qingqing Grassland had completely disappeared. (⊙x⊙;)"

Xiao Tailang: "I quickly adjusted the time machine and went back in time to take a look, and then I realized that it was actually the guy Big Big Wolf who did the trick.ヾ(.￣□￣)ツ"

Xiao Tailang: "Fortunately, that guy blocked the hole himself and didn't let me take action. Don't tell me, it feels really good to watch childhood animations up close. (⊙w⊙`)"

Mao Yiren: "I'm not sleepy when you talk about time. By the way, Dumbledore promised me to approve a time converter after I solved their diary, but he was so busy trying to counter the routine that he really forgot to tell him

I want it, but no, I have to go and get it back..."

Harry Potter World, Hogwarts.

Xiao Yiren, who had just walked back to his dormitory and was about to change back into his cat form to connect with his clone, suddenly turned pale and apparated back to the principal's office. He looked at Dumbledore, who looked confused, and looked at him.

Embarrassed, he stared directly into a pair of dead fish eyes and said:

"Where's the time-turner that Professor Dumbledore promised?"

Hearing Xiao Yiren's words, Dumbledore also understood Xiao Yiren's purpose here, and he was no longer confused. His face returned to the expression of an old naughty boy, his face was full of innocence, and he sighed sincerely:

"Special, you should also know that there are application quotas for things like time converters at the Ministry of Magic."

"The four houses of Hogwarts can only apply for four time turners. Since the beginning of school, McGonagall has asked me to apply for one for Miss Granger. It's not that I don't want to give it to you, but there is really no other way.

.”

Although he didn't know what Dumbledore was thinking right now, Xiao Yiren's eyelids still couldn't help but twitch.

This old boy definitely has no good intentions.

However, Xiao Yiren still frowned at this. Shouldn't it be that Hermione only got the time turner when she was in third grade? How come it is so far in advance?

However, Xiao Yiren felt relieved when he thought about all the knowledge he had given Hermione before. He had already smashed the entire chessboard, and he would not be too surprised by how the story could be twisted.

But this does not mean that Xiao Yiren will compromise with Dumbledore.

Still looking at Dumbledore with those dead fish eyes, Xiao Yiren said in an indifferent tone:

"What do you want to do? Speak carefully and don't guess charades for me here."

However, Dumbledore smiled and said nothing. He just looked at Xiao Yiren in front of him with his eyes like a kind old man. His eyes were very much like a grandfather looking at his rebellious grandson.

There didn't seem to be anything wrong with this look, but it made Xiao Yiren's hair stand on end.

An unpleasant answer popped into Xiao Yiren's mind, and his face turned dark as he said:

"You don't want me to be a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, do you? I'm telling you, don't even think about it, you are seeking money and murder..."

Looking at Xiao Yiren, who was shaking his head like a rattle in front of him, Dumbledore still looked unhurried and unhurried.

"If you apply in the name of Gryffindor, there are no more Time-Turner quotas, but there are several slots for professors at Hogwarts, and none of them have been used yet."

"As for the curse issue, you don't have to worry. You only need to take care of it for a period of time. You will do it in the first half of the semester, and Severus will take over in the second half of the semester..."

"As long as you don't serve as a professor of Defense against Dark Arts for a long time, there won't be any danger."

As he spoke, Dumbledore glanced vaguely at the pensieve still on his desk, and felt a little guilty in his heart.

"It's okay, it should be..."

Regarding Dumbledore's little moves, Xiao Yiren naturally saw it.

I also think of Lockhart, the unlucky guy who was beaten to paralysis just seven or eight days after taking office.

At this time, Xiao Yiren was also murmuring in his heart, wondering whether he should agree to it.

Xiao Yiren himself has no resistance to being a substitute teacher, and the plot during this period has basically been cleared by him, so he can find something to do besides experiments.

But Xiao Yiren was a little unsure about this mysterious curse.

"It should be fine..."