Yiren's non-human chat group

Chapter 3: After traveling through time, you still have to work for Qidian?!

【Mao Yiren has joined the chat group!】

Mao Yiren: "Meow meow meow???"

Xiao Ali: "Damn it, there's finally a newcomer!!! Exciting jpg"

Xiao Yixiang: “It’s really hard to wait for a new person in half a year!!! ╰(‵□′)╯”

Xiao Tailang: "Mama~, @小奇shaped, don't be so excited, you will scare the newcomers."

Xiao Tailang: "@马奕仁, newcomers should read the group announcement first."

Pai Daxiao: "Peep screen jpg"

Looking at all the news in the group, Mao Yiren, ah, it was Xiao Yiren who fell silent.

Originally, he had no desire to open a group announcement. After all, chat groups only have a few functions, which are more powerful and less weak.

As a senior bookworm, I should no longer look at things like chat group announcements that new talents need to read.

This is like a smartphone. If you want people who have never been exposed to mobile phones to accept smartphones and don't want to slowly explore them, the fastest way will naturally require a large number of novice textbooks.

This is basically useless for veterans, so naturally most of them will choose to "skip" the novice tutorial.

And Xiao Yiren believed that he was the veteran.

But Xiao Yiren carefully looked at the strange names of this group of strange guys again. He felt that this chat group seemed to be a little different from his impression, and he moved to the so-called group announcement with hesitation.

"Are these guys a group of time travelers named Xiao? A mutual aid group for time travellers?"

Thinking wildly, Xiao Yiren clicked on the chat group announcement, and then froze on the spot.————[Chat group announcement]————

[.Don't fool around, don't fool around, don't fool around.] [Why fool around, tell me important things three times...]. [.We are all our own people in the group, Xiao Yiren,]. [If you don't believe it, we

Help you recall us]. [Memories from your lifetime, for example, in your mobile phone...]. [Ahem, it’s all Xiao Yiren, so I won’t say more.]. [. Now that I’ve said the important things, here’s what follows].

【The function of chat group...】.

After reading the first half of the group announcement, Xiao Yiren suddenly thought of something important.

“It seems that I haven’t adjusted my phone to the initial settings yet!!!”

Xiao Yiren's cat eyes widened, and his blue eyes formed a vertical pupil, feeling that his innocence was no longer there.

"Damn it, didn't you just lift my Tianling cover? If I want to go back, I will at least smash my phone!!!"

Xiao Yiren closed the chat group announcement with a somewhat gray complexion. He did not read the remaining announcements carefully, but only glanced at them, but he had a general understanding of their functions.

Most of the functions that chat groups have are nothing more than simple chat functions, ordinary red envelope functions, popular live broadcast functions, powerful shopping mall functions, and the supreme enlightenment function.

Of course, the latter two just want to eat shit. This chat group has the basis of the first three functions, namely chat, live broadcast, and red envelopes.

The function of the red envelope is also very normal. It cannot transmit things with soul consciousness, but everything else can.

That is to say, common animals cannot do it, intelligent plants cannot do it, and objects with intelligence and memory cannot do it. If you can't do it, I can't do it.

Correspondingly, there are plants without consciousness and memory, ordinary items, abilities, and energy.

Mao Yiren: "So, are we a weakened clone and a weakened chat group?"

Xiao Ali: "Well~, it's okay for you to describe it this way. After all, we are indeed the same person. It's okay to say that we are clones. Add a rubbish to open the door for the rubbish. The chat group where the rubbish is at home is indeed like this.

of."

"This Xiao Ali is very violent!"

Seeing Xiao Yiren's resentful response, Xiao Yiren shook his beard and couldn't tell what kind of expression he had on his face.

But his doubts were soon cleared.

Xiao Tailang: "You can pull him down. Isn't he just a facehugger trapped in an egg for more than a year? I see how anxious you are."

Okay, facehugger, can't this good guy be an alien? Based on what he said before, he will be a new person in half a year.

"Hey~, at least one person has to stay in the 'little dark room' for half a year before he can talk..."

After softly sighing that he was a real naughty person, Xiao Yiren immediately started to join the group with "himself" without even thinking about whether someone was trying to trick him in the group.

Just kidding, what's wrong with him as a cat, and he also read the previous chat records, and the first person to join the group was Xiao Alien, the guy who traveled through time and became an alien (facehugger).

Then there is Xiao Tailang, that is, Xiao Yiren who traveled to the world of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf and became a wolf.

They began to exchange past life information directly after many extreme pushes at the beginning. After they all matched up, they began to exchange experiences, love history, and even dark history.

Everything can be matched.

Then there is no more.

Then there is Pai Daxiao, Xiao Yiren who traveled to the world of SpongeBob SquarePants and became a starfish. His blood relationship with Pai Daxing is unknown.

After comparing these three people, it was discovered that all three of them were Xiao Yiren.

Of course, these are not the reasons why they can really rest assured that everyone in the chat group will be Xiao Yiren.

The real reason is - one day, when the newcomer Pai Xiao was bored, he turned to a very inconspicuous tab and clicked on the icon that appeared.

That is the self-explanation of the chat group.

Although there is only one sentence, it is also enlightening.

[Apology and promotional letter to Traveler No. 10086.]

[Due to the negligence of our staff, your true soul was accidentally divided into countless shares. To express our sincere apologies, our company will conduct a review for you on the basis of the basic golden finger - Yi Ren's inhuman chat group.

A series of compensations have been made. All traversers No. 10086 are invited to explore the specific compensation functions on their own.】

[Secondly, on behalf of the company, I issued a special order to all time travelers, asking all time travelers to actively understand the world, strive to unify the planes they are in, establish plane coordinates, and provide valuable route coordinates for the general public!]

[Finally, due to some unknown factors, the golden fingers of some time travelers have undergone unknown mutations. Please pay more attention to the time traveler No. 10086. 】

Here’s to saluting you!

July 1 Dedean Crossing Office

Announced on 2022.04.24

When this thing came out, it can be said that all three Xiao Yiren were blown away.

It can be said that he has a smile on his face, but his heart is crazy. On July 1st, he traveled to the office?! You changed the pinyin so much that you thought I couldn't recognize you?

Of course, although the scolding was quite unpleasant at the time, as time passed, I couldn't do it anymore, so I could only continue with tears.

Now that we have the mission, as long as we continue to do it, we might be able to return to the original time and space? It’s not that I was born in the Qidian Orphanage, that’s why.

After thinking about it, Xiao Yiren suddenly felt that something was wrong?!

"I've traveled through time in my relationship, and I still need to give me a starting point. Oh no, it's Qiyi Deyi'an who works part-time?!"

Huh, capitalists are watching boxing!!!

(End of chapter)