Yiren's non-human chat group

Chapter 4 "Prank" at Hogwarts

Mao Yiren: "Okay, I took a look at the chat history in front of the chat group. Good guy, we are all like this, and we still have to work for capitalists?!"

Pai Daxiao: "..."

Pai Daxiao: "I am the same here. Even if I am under the sea, I cannot survive. I am now being squeezed by two capitalists, the firm and Mr. Crab."

Xiao Tailang: "The grassland is not much better. I am now working as a scientist in the Wolf Science Park, the kind who uses a hammer to knock out biological and chemical weapons. I am still a wage earner..."

Xiao Ali: "I don't want to talk..."

Mao Yiren: "@小奇shaped, you've been living in the egg, why can't you come out? Maybe there are living things outside?"

Xiao Ali: "..."

Xiao Ali: "Didn't you say you read the previous chat history? Why are you still asking me this question? (｀⌒メ)"

Mao Yiren: "I just scanned it once. How could I possibly read them all in such a short time. (メ｀[])/"

Xiao Ali: "Come on, I know what you want to ask! I will solve your problem right here."

Xiao Ali: "First of all, it's not like I've never climbed out of an egg before, but the instinct of a facehugger tells me that if I stay outside the egg, I can live for about three days at most."

Xiao Ali: "Second, I spent about an hour exploring the outside. This may be the pyramid that came to Antarctica. There are no living things here, not even a fresh corpse."

Mao Yiren: "Then..."

Xiao Ali: "Stop talking, wait until I finish!!"

Xiao Alien: "Third, I know what you want to say. Facehuggers cannot parasitize other Facehuggers and become aliens."

Mao Yiren: "Then..."

Xiao Tailang, sent Da Xiao: "Stop talking, I know what you want to say!!"

Xiao Tailang: "You want to kill animals in Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf?!"

Pai Xiao: "You want to kill animals in SpongeBob SquarePants?!"

Mao Yiren: "..."

Xiao Yiren scratched his cat's head with a meat pad, looking at the three roundworms in his stomach, thinking secretly.

"It's sloppy..."

The exchange in the chat group is not over yet. To be precise, the three guys haven't finished speaking yet.

Xiao Ali: "So!"

Pai Daxiao: "So!"

Xiao Tailang: "So!"

Mao Yiren: "So?"

Xiao Alien, Xiao Tailang, Pai Daxiao: "I will teach you the task of killing animals!!! Solemn jpg"

Mao Yiren: “Meow meow meow?!”

Xiao Alien, Xiao Tailang, and Pai Daxiao: "By the way, @猫奕仁, which world are you from?! Let alone Tom and Jerry..."

Mao Yiren: "..."

Cat Yiren: "Harry Potter, I am Granger's kitten..."

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Time flies, and half a day has passed, and what happened in the living room before is like an inconspicuous episode in life, without causing any waves on the lake of life.

At night, the Granger family's living room was filled with a strong fragrance.

The dinner was quite sumptuous. The pie was wrapped in golden syrup and a dollop of clotted cream was spread around the pie.

A large plate of fried seabass with fried potatoes, evenly coated with a layer of almond flakes on the outside, which is crispy and fragrant but not greasy.

To be honest, most Westerners tend to prefer sweets in their diet. Even though Xiao Yiren has been eating for so long, he is still not very used to this taste.

But it wasn't him who was eating anyway, so he naturally had no objections.

At this time, Xiao Yiren was eating grilled fish that was simply grilled and sprinkled with cumin and five-spice powder.

Xiao Yiren made this grilled fish himself, and the steps are very simple.

It's nothing more than skewering the fish that the Grangers prepared for themselves on a stick, and stuffing some prepared onion and ginger slices inside to remove the fishy smell.

Then make a sauce with the light soy sauce and honey that Granger always has at home, brush it on the fish and evenly sprinkle with five-spice powder and cumin powder, and then bake it on the fire.

This operation has been going on for more than a year. Xiao Yiren's skill in grilling fish can be said to be perfect, and it is completely impossible for him to wrong himself.

The fragrant smell of Xiao Yiren's place naturally attracted the attention of the owl who was still staying at Granger's house, waiting for Hermione's reply.

A pair of big eyes stared straight at the grilled fish Xiao Yiren was eating, almost making his mouth water.

In response to this, Xiao Yiren just responded with a king's contempt and didn't pay much attention to this guy.

Although he may seem cold and cold, Xiao Yiren's brain is actually running fast, recalling every bit of Harry Potter in the past.

Xiao Yiren actually didn't know much about the original Harry Potter books. After all, he wasn't a movie-goer in his previous life. He only watched the Harry Potter movies and the Philosopher's Stone, and the Chamber of Secrets movies were basically short videos.

What I have seen is basically just a general understanding.

More importantly, I just know that the author seems to have been criticized online due to political correctness issues, and only the actor who plays Voldemort has spoken out in support.

As for the more detailed parts of the original work, more information actually comes from the novel.

Various Harry Potter fan fictions, such as "Hogwarts", "A Certain Magical Hogwarts", etc.

Of course, although the emphasis is different, these novels also comprehensively interpret Harry Potter's world view, although there is indeed a lot of information to fill in the head.

If Xiao Yiren remembered correctly, this owl should be chirping. As long as Hermione enters Hogwarts, this owl will become Hermione's "royal owl".

Considering that it was very likely that he and this guy would meet each other in the future, Xiao Yiren gave this guy a favor and waved his hand...

Just pry open the last few cans that the Granger family bought a year and a half ago, before Xiao Yiren's grilled fish technology was immature, and were about to expire in six months, and threw them to it.

And this owl was very sensible and did not push too far. It happily ate the canned cat that Xiao Yiren eliminated, accepting Xiao Yiren's "king's contempt".

…

Different from the atmosphere at Xiao Yiren's side, little Hermione took out the notification letter from Hogwarts just after dinner, and was very happy to see the Grangers announcing her success and her wish to learn magic.

The Grangers only regarded this as a prank and did not directly expose Hermione's childlike innocence. Instead, they recognized Hermione's determination.

And with a mind that was more inclined to make Hermione happy, he helped Hermione finish the reply, put the envelope away like Heng Heng had grabbed the admission letter before, and let Heng Heng leave and go to deliver the letter.

At this time, the Grangers didn't know that what they thought was a playful move would completely tear their worldview apart in a few days.

Of course, even without this move, Hogwarts would probably still have people coming. After all, if you don't become a wizard, the little wizard will slowly turn into a very destructive Obscurus. Although it is voluntary, it is actually a compulsory measure.

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And Xiao Yiren, who was acting as the background throughout the entire scene, couldn't help but feel a little emotional after watching the whole scene.

"This family's world will be completely different after this..."

(End of chapter)