Yiren's non-human chat group

Well, when it comes to this, I believe many people have realized that the pair present is not a grandfather-grandson combination in the traditional sense.

Yes, this is exactly what our protagonist Xiao Yiren did himself.

The one on the left, even if he is eating ashes, even if he suffers from pneumoconiosis, even if he coughs to the point of cardiac arrest, he still insists on using his mouth full of Chinese quintessence and a pair of iron fists to teach a guy who is not loyal and takes refuge alone how to be a good grandson. It is Xiao Yiren.

The one in the spaceship, looking up at the stars at a 45-degree angle, as if he was a deep thinker embodying Greek philosophy, was also Xiao Yiren.

Yes, these two guys who look completely different are both Xiao Yiren.

It's just that the one who looks like grandpa is Xiao Yiren who emits little Mo's brain waves, and the one who looks like Xiao Mo is Xiao Yiren who emits grandpa's brain waves.

The relationship between the two guys is similar to Nanami Ren's extension, but not exactly the same. The two guys are one on the inside, but their external personalities, preferences, etc. are completely different. They are in a rather subtle state. It was Xiao Yiren's previous experience.

Experimental research results.

The final effect can almost perfectly shield the tracking effect of the genius's brainwaves. The effect is comparable to the Xiao Mo matrix once arranged by the evil Xiao Mo, and the shielding solution of the most sophisticated Lao Rui's five Xiao Mo plus one cable.

Of course, the effect of this thing is far more than this, but there is really no end to this kind of thing. I will skip these things for the time being and let us return to the center of the story.

"Oh, sorry, I forgot to ask you to come with me."

"Get out of here, you ****, I ****"

Cursing, Grandpa Xiao stepped onto the spacecraft and rushed into the spaceship.

Seeing this, Xiao Xiaomo was very excited and pressed a button with his grandfather. Suddenly, the smog that originally poured in because the hatch was wide open was completely washed away.

"Huh, ha, hu, ha..."

Finally breathing fresh air, Grandpa Xiao cursed for another thirty seconds before reluctantly stopping.

Seemingly tired of scolding, Grandpa Xiao raised his head, looked at the smog in the outside world, and asked Xiao Xiaomo next to him.

"What on earth happened here?!" When grandpa responded, Xiao Xiaomo pursed his lips and said,

"After the Substitute War, it will naturally be the environmentally friendly girl. Well, not that hdareyu, but the lower body of the first broken Bai Yueguang in God of War Season 5."

Hearing this, Grandpa Xiao raised his head slightly, and then saw the "environmental girl" or "environmental superwoman" whose appearance was very consistent with the original animation description and a big rat with black smoke coming from its butt.

Although the environmentally friendly female super grandpa looks weird, a little green, and her hair looks like a green grassland, there is no doubt that she is a very eye-catching and beautiful girl.

But now Grandpa Xiao, whose personality is biased towards the lower body of the God of War due to Xiao Mo's mentally retarded brain waves, has not focused on the environmental superwoman.

Instead, his eyes were fixed on the big rat who was fighting with the environmental superwoman. Well, he was especially focused on the other party's butt.

Seeing the black smoke coming out of the big rat's butt and getting thicker and thicker, Grandpa Xiao's entire face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

"I'm so fucked, fuck, *****"

Realizing that he seemed to have eaten a lot of farts just now, Grandpa Xiao turned black for a moment. Without saying a word, he stretched out his hand in front of Xiao Mo.

Grandpa, Xiao Xiaomo originally wanted to ask polite questions, but looking at the gloomy face of the guy in front of him, Xiao Xiaomo also gave up this idea and silently threw out a nano core.

And when he received the grandpa he wanted, Grandpa Xiao also patted it on his chest.

The next moment, a nano-armor that was clearly copied from Iron Man appeared on Grandpa Xiao's body.

Then, a cruel smile suddenly appeared on this guy's face, he kicked open the door of the spaceship without any courtesy, and then flew directly into the sky to find trouble for that damn big rat.

Of course, before Grandpa flew up, this guy didn't forget to glance down at Xiao Xiaomo below, and found that this guy had also put on a layer of nano-shield on his body at some point, which directly blocked the black Grandpa's fart outside." After that,

Then he let out a cry of displeasure and rushed into the sky.

At this moment, the big black rat flying in the sky with his fart is still fighting with the environmental superwoman.

Although the environmental superwoman can drive the power of the four elements, the blazing flames cannot burn away the black smog, the thick soil cannot bury the big mouse's heart to destroy the world, the rushing water column cannot disperse the panic atmosphere around, and the rapid wind cannot bury it.

Worse than a big rat's fart.

"Jiejie, Jiejie, I, the smog rat, am going to turn the whole world into a black smog. Environmental Superwoman, you can't stop me."

Yes, the lines of the classic mentally ill villain from the last century, combined with the laughter of the Soul Palace Guardian of this century, can basically determine the identity of this big rat cannon fodder.

Sure enough, just when the big rat was feeling proud, a huge shock wave suddenly came under the big rat's body, giving the big rat a precise "intestinal peristalsis".

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The violent impact hit the smog rat so much that it couldn't even fart, and its already bloated figure swelled a lot, like an inflating balloon, which looked funny.

"I'll fight!"

With a kick on the offspring of this damn big mouse, Grandpa Xiao directly said that he had done it from the sky. I don’t know whether it was intentional or not, but this big teacher really wanted to fight towards Xiao Mo.

Bian flew over.

"touch~"

After kicking the big rat into the sky again, Xiao Xiaomo looked at Grandpa Xiao in the sky with a speechless face, his dead fish eyes seemed to be staring out with death rays.

In response to this, Grandpa Xiao scratched his head and said, "Hey, it's just a dragon with slippery feet."

Of course, after beating him for a while, Grandpa Xiao's anger also subsided. He felt refreshed and finally gave the big rat a blow to cut off his descendants, then stretched himself and prepared to leave.

But at this time, the environmentally friendly superwoman who had been watching the show for a long time came to the side of Grandpa Xiao with some submissiveness. Looking at the refreshed Grandpa Xiao, she could only feel that Grandpa was jumping.

Alas, it's all because of the damn charm that Grandpa Xiao inherited from Xiao Yiren.

"Um, senior, is your torture over?"

Looking at the almost human-like smog rat in front of her, the environmental superwoman swallowed her saliva.

For her, as a superhero in front of the big screen, although she has always been doing practical things, protecting the environment and fighting villains with sick brains, she has never seen such a scene before.

, apart from torture, it probably has no other use.

As for titles, if you meet a character with incredible abilities and you don’t know who he is, it’s absolutely right to call him “senior”.

At least he didn't dislike being called Grandpa Xiao, or looking at the girl in front of him, his brain waves belonging to the "Lower Body God of War" tended to be a little stronger.

So, Grandpa Xiao nodded slightly, and then uttered a sentence that petrified the environmental superwoman.

"Well, the torture is over..."

"That……"

"It's really great..."

Environmental Superwoman "???"