Yiren's non-human chat group

"Ahem, I mean this guy is really tough-talking, yes, tough-talking."

Seeing the weird expression of the "little girl" in front of him, Grandpa Xiao's face suddenly straightened up slightly, and then he turned around and said with a righteous voice.

"I know that you villains are loyal to your superiors, and your bones are strong enough to withstand the pressure of death. No matter how hard I torture you, you will not say anything. So be it, I respect you as a man.

I have five hundred ways to die here, choose one."

"Woooooo~"

After hearing Grandpa Xiao's words, the big mouse on the ground with its mouth crooked was struggling wildly. It kept opening its mouth up and down as if it wanted to say something, but because its mouth was crooked, it couldn't even say anything.

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When Grandpa Xiao walked in front of him, he finally unleashed his life potential, broke free from the shackles of his crooked mouth, and roared loudly.

"I think my mouth is not that hard, and my bones are a bit soft."

But Grandpa Xiao still turned a blind eye to this guy's sophistry. He put his hands in a puddle and said to the environmentally friendly superwoman next to him.

"Look at him changing the subject again."

And while this guy was fooling around, he didn't forget to move his legs and give this girl a few more blows.

"I think it's better for me to ask about that."

Seeing the look of Grandpa Xiao in front of her, the environmental superwoman raised her eyebrows. After gaining Grandpa Xiao's consent, she came to the big mouse and spoke sternly.

"Why do you come out every now and then to destroy the environment?!"

"Someone gave me some money and told me to do this every once in a while, one million dollars at a time..."

"Who paid for it?"

"I don't know, I just know that the person I contacted is called Daros."

After getting the answer she wanted, the environmental superwoman turned to look at Grandpa Xiao, who was leisurely hugging his chest. She didn't say anything, but her eyes were clearly saying, didn't he?

But at this, Grandpa Xiao sneered relentlessly, walked up to the big mouse, lay down and slapped him, and said

"What's the combination to grandpa's safe?"

""

"What a tough talk."

"No, I don't think this is a matter of hard words."

Looking at the man next to her who seemed to have some serious mental illness, the environmental superwoman didn't know what to say for a moment.

But since the other party did give her unknown help just now, if the other party hadn't helped, I'm afraid she would have had to fight for a long time.

Being short-handed and soft-mouthed, she had no choice but to swallow all the words she complained about, and then showed an awkward yet polite smile.

After once again seriously beating the big rat until it was no longer like a rat, Grandpa Xiao took out his laser gun, evaporated the big rat from the world, sent his body and soul to follow the embrace of the Lord, and then turned around.

About to leave.

After a while, he was really tired of playing with his anger. He was just emitting Xiao Mo's brainwaves, and he was not really Xiao Mo. Even if he died outside and jumped from here, he would definitely not be a lower-body war god.

But just when Grandpa Xiao was about to leave, a voice stopped him directly. He turned around and saw that it was the environmental protection superwoman who was speaking.

"Can we exchange contact information..."

"Well, it smells so good~"

…

The real name of the environmental superwoman is Planet Tifa, oh no, it’s Planet Tina.

She was summoned by the four children who controlled the four-element rings a long time ago. As long as the elements of wind, fire, water, and earth are collected, Tina can appear at any time to stop behaviors that harm the earth's environment.

It's just that normal children only lived in the 1990s, and now the four are all serious, greasy middle-aged and old women.

These so-called children may have insisted on protecting the environment when they were young, but after they grew up, their relationship changed from heroes and summoners to money-making tools and capitalists.

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Where do so many forest fires come from when there is nothing wrong? Where do some bad guys with mental problems who take pleasure in destroying the environment come from?

Most of it is just a farce directed and performed by oneself. Of course, as a tool person, Planet Tina, who is idealistic and naive to the point of stupidity, does not know these things.

"That's really interesting."

Pushing the information in front of him slightly on the table, Grandpa Xiao, who was half-naked, was lying on the bed, with his hands crossed, resting on his head, tilting his head, and looking at the side with a half-smiling expression on his face.

Xiao Xiaomo said with a speechless face

"Okay, okay, what do you mean by showing me these things? Tell me..."

"When I saw you suddenly pulling me out before, it felt very unusual. Are you up to something?"

Looking at the twenty-five-six-year-old self in front of me who has blue hair and an optimized face in his previous life, he is quite handsome. He has brown hair and has an optimized face that approximates his previous life. People will definitely recognize him as Grandpa Xiao's brother.

Xiao Xiaomo said

"Is Tina beautiful?"

“It’s quite beautiful and fits our aesthetic perfectly.”

"Are you feeling comfortable Tina?"

"Of course it's comfortable. By the way, when are you going to study the Life Fruit and Life Crystal to see if you can come up with some enhanced versions? The enhanced body of the Life Crystal and Life Fruit alone can't compete with Tina."

Ignoring the second half of the guy in front of him, Xiao Xiaomo spread his hands and said

"Then it's over. You won't suffer any loss. Just keep going. You are me. I can still harm you."

Looking at the innocent-looking Xiao Mo in front of him, Grandpa Xiao stared at this guy very seriously for a while.

Although both of them are Xiao Yiren, they are completely separated from the same person and are different expressions of the same individual formed by two different influences.

However, it was also mentioned in the chat group before that due to the role of smart coral brain, this effect exists, but it is not subjectively obvious.

Therefore, although Grandpa Xiao inherited Xiao Mo's anti-smart brainwaves, it does not mean that he really doesn't like to use his brain as much as Xiao Mo.

It's all your own. As long as you eliminate the influence of Xiao Mo's thinking and combine his original personality with that of his grandfather, it's not difficult to guess Xiao Mo's thoughts.

Therefore, Grandpa Xiao would not believe what Xiao Xiaomo said even if it was just a punctuation mark. This Dogecoin was definitely thinking about how to punish him, just like before when he saw him being farted on the street until he burst into tears.

But as this guy said, after all, his duty is to be a human shield, responsible for enjoying and attracting firepower when necessary. Xiao Xiaomo will indeed not harm him.

After all, when connecting to the chat group, their two consciousnesses are connected. It's okay to play around normally. If it goes too far, it won't be good for anyone.