Yiren's non-human chat group

Grandpa Xiao "I'm going to be a fisherman with Lao Rui. It feels quite difficult. What do you think?u?ェ?*u"

Xiao Tailang: "Holy crap, do you want to plot against grandpa from God's perspective? It's not easy, but you have to be a backup plan, just like Evil Little Mo. (⊙⊙)"

Grandpa Xiao: "This is natural. I have already thought about this aspect. (-@y@)"

Mao Yiren: "Then come on, Lao Rui is infinitely close to God on the golden finite curve, but he is not God after all. Just do whatever you want to do boldly. As long as you consider the possible consequences, I believe there is no problem that cannot be solved. ㄟ(▔,

▔)ㄏ”

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It is said that this day is the first week since the protagonists of Universe 137, the grandfather and grandson combination, returned to Earth from interstellar travel.

Not long after returning to Earth, the grandfather and grandson came out to start a new life.

Today they came to a clothing store, and the clothes they bought happened to be short-sleeved peripherals with the faces of Grandpa and Xiao Mo on them. They were shocked! These days, even characters with super-high IQ talents like Lao Rui need to endorse themselves.

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But before they could finish reading their lines, ruthless acid rain fell from the sky, and the grass-green clouds and rain showed the difference of this rain.

Sure enough, the damn rain hit me like rays on my back and a lump in my throat.

Damn it, Lao Rui's already thin hair seems to have become much more precious due to this gift from nature.

"Hou Lechet!"

With the props in his arms that he wanted to eat, grandpa climbed aboard the ship and locked the hatch, blocking out the unfriendly gifts of nature. Also blocked out was Xiao Mo, who was in a state of panic due to the acid rain.

Shocking, this moment is really the same as that time, but the characters have changed slightly.

"Look, what a familiar picture..."

"Haha~"

Of course, these are just basic operations, basic operations.

The culprit of this acid rain this time is a ferret driving a diesel airship. Its origin is similar to that of the previous rat. It is also powered by exhaust gas. However, compared to that fart that shook the world, the acid rain caused by this car exhaust gas is not as drenching as the one that caused the acid rain.

It hurts my body, but at least I give the same respect to ordinary people in terms of personality.

It's a pity that when the sky is crazy, it rains, and when the weasel is crazy, there is misfortune. Didn't the last one who was so crazy have already evaporated?

So, here she comes! Here she comes! Our green green superwoman of environmental protection, Planet Tina, will deliberately destroy this ferret who has been paid to destroy the environment on behalf of this side.

Compared to the last fart fumes, the mere acid rain will naturally not have a big impact on Tina. A 720-degree spin, turning over and spiraling into the sky, this ferret with excessive exhaust gas had its driver's license confiscated.

, crawled into the sewer in a gray form.

And Tina's heroic appearance naturally attracted a certain lower-body war god.

"Wow~"

The capital word "春" could not be wiped off Xiao Mo's face.

Who was Lao Rui? He knew the thief Xiao Mo very well. Seeing Xiao Mo's lustful expression, he immediately opened the cabin door and let the kid vent the urge in his lower body.

Xiao Mo, who was full of love, naturally walked up to chat with her as soon as she got off the spaceship. Her hands were trembling with excitement, her vulgar expression, and her green head. Everyone knew about Xiao Mo's heart.

Tina is also a warm and hospitable girl, although she also sees the shyness hidden deep in Xiao Mo's obscenity. With a wave of her hand, a strong wind blows by, helping Xiao Mo clean up the remaining green acid rain on his body.

Then he shook hands with Xiao Mo enthusiastically.

To be honest, Tina has a good personality. As long as it doesn't involve environmental issues, she will be quite gentle. Well, as long as it doesn't involve the environment...

But just when Xiao Mo and Tina were chatting happily, Lao Rui, the old Bide, came to talk to them again.

The sharp sound of the trumpet and the even sharper voice of Lao Rui directly and forcefully inserted into the conversation between Xiao Mo and Tina.

"Hey, Shabi, what are you doing on horseback? We are going home."

Well, it fits Lao Rui's style quite well.

Behind him is the incomprehensible old man, and in front of him is the passionate and righteous environmental superwoman.

With the beauty in front, Xiao Mo chose the second brain without hesitation. He took off his theme T-shirt, which had a few big holes in it due to acid rain. He didn't even bother to eat, and directly chose to chat with Tina somewhere else.

Something else.

Lao Rui was left with a confused look on his face, looking at the two T-shirts in his hands, and wanted to shout to the sky, Mr. Sun, you haven't finished your meal yet.

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The view came to Tina and Xiao Mo.

Don't tell me, this kid Xiao Mo is usually submissive, but when the second brain controls the body, he and Tina can really talk to each other. Putting aside the topic for the moment, Xiao Mo, this kid, has really made some progress.

But it's a pity that Tina and Xiao Mo really had a happy chat, but what Xiao Mo wants in his second brain is of course impossible to have.

Tina's words were like a bolt from the blue, hitting Xiao Mo's face instantly, adding a touch of green to Xiao Mo's hair that had not been easily dried.

"Sorry, I have a boyfriend."

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"Bang bang bang~"

The next morning, watching Tina's promotional video on his phone, Xiao Mo's face was full of frustration, and he kept banging his head on the table. Every sound was the wail of Xiao Mo's second brain.

Faced with Xiao Mo like this, it was very rare that the siblings, who had always been at odds with each other, had a long-lost resonance. After all, she had just been broken up by a boy at school.

For a moment, the pair, who had never disliked each other before, actually felt a sense of connection between the siblings, who had only known each other after being together for such a long time.

Grandpa, who had just been abandoned by Xiao Mo less than twenty-four hours ago, immediately beamed with joy when he saw his grandson and granddaughter looking like this. He jumped for joy and smiled.

He really just wanted to have fun, but when he saw Xiao Mo like this, he suddenly felt that the time for revenge had come.

Hey, Thief Sun, you have learned a lesson by abandoning grandpa so simply. So what, grandpa is not something you can buy if you want. This time I will find Xia Mo to go out for a sneak peek, but I won’t take you with me.

, just asking if you are angry.

"Come on, Xia Mo, hiccup~, I have good news here. In the Milky Way, these three planets will be destroyed one after another, and before the end comes, the species on the planet will have a carnival, which is unprecedentedly crazy.

The party will definitely open your eyes!”

After saying that, Lao Rui directly pulled up the T-shirt that Xiao Mo had thrown off his face before and put it on Xia Mo. Then he glanced at Xiao Mo sideways. His eyes were very clear, "Humph, Sun thief, labor and management are..."

Without you, he took Xia Mo on the spaceship and left home, leaving Father Mo shouting loudly that I disagreed, but no one cared about him.

As for Xiao Mo, looking at Xiao Mo banging his head against the corner of the table, Mo's mother couldn't stand it anymore. She pulled up her uniform and dragged Xiao Mo into the car.

Looking at the current state of Xiao Mo, we can't leave him alone at home. Of course, Father Mo, who has no job, is always at home, but is Father Mo considered a human being?

It’s better to forget about leaving the current Xiao Mo to Mo’s father. Then it’s better to leave Xiao Mo at home alone.

Mom Mo thinks that in order to prevent Xiao Mo from having an accident, she’d better take Xiao Mo out for a walk first, of course, after she gets off work...