Yiren's non-human chat group

Chapter 42 Spongebob Squarepants in the Middle Ages

On the other side, the Gryffindor girls' dormitory.

"Ah Qiu~"

Xiao Yiren, who was sleeping on the floor, sneezed inappropriately.

He gently rubbed his nose with a meat pad and glanced at Hermione, who was sleeping soundly on the bed. Xiao Yiren showed a very unhappy expression.

"Damn little Hermione, I have saved you a disaster. You actually treated me like this and wouldn't even let me get into bed."

But there was nothing I could do about it. Hermione was not completely asleep yet. If she went up by herself, she would definitely wake up.

But this sneeze directly knocked away all Xiao Yiren's sleepiness. His tail swayed left and right, but he couldn't fall asleep.

"Forget it, let's see what these guys are talking about in the chat group..."

…

Pai Daxiao: "Shit, shit, help me, help... ヽ(＊｀Д)ノ"

Pai Daxiao: "Ah, my butt...╰(‵□′)╯゜"

Mao Yiren: "???"

Xiao Tailang: "???"

Xiao Ali: "???"

Xiao Xixing: "@PaiDaxiao, what's going on with you? Did you feed the smart coral brain to a dog? He looked like he was making noises. Where is the super technology you made with your hands?"

Mao Yiren: "+1"

Xiao Tailang: "+1"

Pai Daxiao: "Don't fucking make sarcastic remarks to me here. It's not like you don't know the nature of unit dramas. The power of the high-tech weapons I created has been high and low. Who knew it would be useless here?"

Already..."

SpongeBob SquarePants World.

In front of the old wizard's dark castle.

After working hard to piece his body together, Xiao Yiren glanced at some of the RPGs that were cut into cakes next to him, indicating that he didn't want to talk.

He knows that in each plot, the power of his technology is different.

Just like in the previous episode of the Flying Dutchman, the Earth-destroying bomb he had tried out in the episode of SpongeBob on the Moon was cut into a dog.

The terrifying power that originally blew up the entire earth (although the screen flash was completely restored after thirteen seconds), in this chapter, even the pineapple house was not blown up, which is outrageous.

According to that chapter, high-tech weapons can at least still be used.

Who would have thought that in this damn unit drama, his steel-made RPG rocket launcher would feel like a biscuit. That’s right, the Dark Knight Sandy in front of him stabbed and ate a piece of the RPG’s launch tube when he cut it off.

, and said it was unpalatable, that’s outrageous. He, Xiao Yiren, is the burger chef of Krabby Patty, second only to SpongeBob SquarePants...

Although the Krabby Patty only requires two chefs.

Pai Daxiao: "@All, who of you has cold weapons and cold weapon proficiency skills? Send me a copy quickly, damn, I was too dependent on technology before..."

When he thought about his experiences along the way, Pai Daxiao felt very speechless.

At first, Patrick and Spongebob were dragged into some ghost kingdom arena, and then as soon as they entered the door, they were told that they wanted a duel between warriors.

Of course, Xiao Yiren could still accept it if he just left it at that. After all, this episode did exist in his past life memory.

But why do these two crazy duels have to pull him down? Just pull him down. In the original book, shouldn't the two seahorses collide together and throw SpongeBob and Patrick away?

Why did the two bastards rush towards him together in the end?

When it comes to relationships, you should fuck him first, and then fuck each other.

Of course, no matter what happened at that time, we are here now anyway, and there is nothing Xiao Yiren can do.

Of course, Xiao Yiren was not very worried at this point.

After all, his high-tech weapons, which were saved in the red envelopes of the chat group and would not disappear as the world updated, gave him absolute confidence in a world similar to the Middle Ages.

Ghosts are immune to bombs, but these guys can't. As long as I'm here, no matter how hard I slice it, where can I get?

It is precisely because of this confidence that when Xiao Yiren went to the weapons store, he took almost nothing except a necessary helmet.

But the facts showed that Xiao Yiren was wrong, very wrong.

The laser gun shoots out ketchup, the RPG shoots out mayonnaise, the pistol shoots out pickles, and the bomb blasts out onion slices.

Damn, you're targeting me, right? You don't do that.

Xiao Yiren even had reason to believe that his arrogant and arrogant behavior before was probably a manipulation of the story.

After all, even if there is no need for that thing, the possibility of Xiao Yiren giving it up is not very high. After all, it won't occupy much position if he is left here. A red envelope for himself is all.

"Yes, it must be this damn world's will that affects my choice..."

Looking at the rocket launcher with only one handle left in his hand, Xiao Yiren hid his entire body behind a stone, and then pieced together his body that had been cut into several sections bit by bit.

"No, I have to regain my face..."

With eyes full of fire, he took out a bright silver sword from the red envelope, waved his hand and pulled off his helmet, jumped up on the boulder that covered his body, and rushed into the battlefield at the right moment.

"Wave!!!!"

"Ah da, ah da da da!!!"

"Ah, ah, ah, it hurts, it hurts, stop..."

…

This battle was quite fierce. Everyone was beaten on the head, not the head, not the tail. The sword edges, fists and feet were all wrapped in smoke and dust. Even the fighting people didn't know what they were fighting.

who.

When the battle circle separated, Xiao Yiren almost took off an arm of the clown version of Squidward with a sword, and SpongeBob was cut into a piece of smoke. As for Patrick Star, the guy grabbed his leg and was

Beaten violently.

"Cough cough cough~"

Obviously, the sand and dust raised by the battle just choked this Black Knight version of Sandy. Now her eyes can no longer open, she is coughing constantly, and her body is covered with Spongebob's debris.

When she opened her eyes, SpongeBob, who had been chopped into dust, had completely recovered, and his yellow hand was chopped down like a machete.

The Black Knight version of Sandy naturally tried to block, but was eventually sent flying out without any surprise, hitting a big rock, her eyes wandering, and she lost consciousness in a trance.

(End of chapter)