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Chapter 43 Magic Dragon (Large Jellyfish)

"Grrrrrrrr, poof~"

"What?!"

"It worked. Come to Pai Daxing and try it again."

"Guluuluulu~, poof~"

"Wow……"

His eyes widened and he quickly glanced around. Only then did the Black Knight version of Sandy remember the specific situation and said excitedly:

"Oh, what? Did you save me?"

The Black Knight version of Sandy glanced around Xiao Yiren, Patrick Star, and Squidward, and finally fixed her sights on the protagonist SpongeBob, then jumped up from the ground, half-kneeling in front of SpongeBob, showing great respect.

The ground opened his mouth and said:

"Oh, dear Spongebob Knight, you defeated me and saved my life. I now declare my allegiance to you and help you defeat the evil Demon Boss. As long as you teach me your unique moves, karate."

…”

"What, you said karate! Cough~"

SpongeBob still looked like that. When he heard about karate, he jumped up with excitement and slapped Squidward on the head.

Then……

Brother Squidward: "Ah woo~"

Looking at Brother Squidward who was split in half in the middle, still expressionless, and seemed to be calling out formally, Xiao Yiren felt extremely helpless.

Sometimes people will have an illusion - I am always incompatible with this world because I am not perverted enough...

Although this statement seems to be without self-awareness, after all, your level of perversion is beyond your imagination...

But Xiao Yiren has to lament that the degree of perversion in the world is also beyond your imagination.

…

The rest of the journey was uneventful.

With the Black Knight version of Sandy leading the way, several people entered the castle almost without any hindrance.

but……

"Why is this damn spiral staircase so high?"

Holding one hand on the wall, Xiao Yiren gasped and looked at the out-of-breath Patrick Star lying on the ground behind him. He looked up again and glanced up. He was almost reaching the top. His legs had begun to tremble, but he still couldn't.

Spongebob stopped climbing, and the situation was basically the same. The Black Knight version of Sandy climbed up, muttering incessantly, frantically expressing her inner dissatisfaction.

"Don't compare with animals. I'm a scientist. If my scientific tools are useful here, that's not right..."

Thinking of this, Xiao Yiren's eyes suddenly lit up slightly. What came out of the RPG was pickles. Even if what came out of the revolver was mayonnaise, then this weapon was indeed useless.

What about aircraft?

Even if the jetpack sprays ketchup, in the comedy anime, he should be able to fly, right?

Thinking of it, Xiao Yiren took out a jetpack from his red envelope, put it on his back very skillfully, and then turned on the switch.

next moment……

"Whoosh~"

With a sudden flash of red light, the pink figure that was standing there disappeared.

Patrick, who was lying on the ground, felt something cold on his forehead.

He reached out his hand, took a little bit, and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Ah, ketchup..."

…

at the same time.

Just as Xiao Yiren was thinking and taking out things, SpongeBob and Sandy had arrived at the roof of the castle.

The wizard version of the ruffian boss, the old witch: "The kingdom is almost mine. Mine—mine!!!"

Princess version of Whale Zhenzhen: "Uh-huh-"

And just when the wizard version of the boss was laughing wildly, SpongeBob finally came to the top of the building and shouted as loud as he could:

"Catch! The old witch, the devil boss, hoo hoo... that's it! hoo hoo... let Princess Zhenzhen go, hoo hoo..."

Just listening to his breathless voice really didn't have any shocking effect.

"The prophecy came true..."

But Princess Zhenzhen, who was hanging in the air, completely ignored these things and shouted happily.

"Huhu~ We are here to rescue you, Zhenzhen... Huh~, I am really exhausted. Can you give me a glass of water first?"

"Sparkling water or mineral water?"

Very unscientifically, he pulled out two 20-centimeter-long water bottles from his one-centimeter body, and then looked at Spongebob's extended hand. The wizard version of the ruffian boss threw the bottles back and shouted loudly.

smiled and said:

"I lied to you, hahaha..."

"Ah-you are really the worst, most evil, and most annoying wizard in the Kingdom of Bikini Castle..."

As he spoke, Spongebob's originally white eyes turned bloodshot, raised his yellow fist high, and shouted:

"Just be obedient and let me destroy you."

Looking at SpongeBob's appearance, the wizard version of the boss said that he was not afraid at all. He stretched out his arms, which were as slender as hair, and waved to SpongeBob. He really looked like a big star.

.

"Come here, kid..."

“Ahhhh——”

Upon hearing the provocation, SpongeBob raised his fists, opened his mouth wide and roared, and rushed towards the ruffian boss.

But I haven't taken two steps yet.

Just hearing a "pop", SpongeBob felt as if he had stepped on a piece of chewing gum stuck to the ground. Then he found that the figure provoking him had disappeared. He quickly applied the foot brake, glided in place and turned around.

, only then did he discover the green figure that had been crushed.

"Haaah, I'm sorry, I didn't notice you, you are too young..."

"Yeah~hehe..."

After hearing SpongeBob's words, the boss felt insulted. He put his hands on the ground and recovered from his flat state. Finally, he stood up immediately and waved his hands directly towards SpongeBob.

In an instant, a slender blue lightning flew out of his hand and flew straight towards SpongeBob's armpit.

"Hmm~ Hahahaha, stop making trouble, it's itchy~ It's itchy! No, no, hahaha..."

At first, Spongebob was a little surprised when he saw the blue light shining in the ruffian's hand, but before he could get out of the way, the attack came to him. But what surprised him was that this move did no damage, but caused some damage.

His whole body felt numb and itchy, and it made him laugh out loud.

But this laughter did not last long, as a red lightning appeared and ended everything instantly.

"Ahhhh——"

Sitting on the ground with his whole body charred and black smoke coming out of his mouth, SpongeBob had not yet recovered from what had just happened.

Boss Pi didn't seem to react for a moment. He looked at his hands and made a "wow" sound. Then he found himself in a shadow. When he looked up, it turned out that his magic dragon (giant jellyfish) was back.

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"Hahaha, yes, just like this, kill them, the dragon, hahahaha, I said, the kingdom will be mine, mine! Mine, mine, mine!!!..."

(End of chapter)