You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

Early the next morning, just after dawn

, Zhang Dong was woken up by himself again!

Then wash as usual, because there is no incense candle

, he lit three mosquito coils

, put them in front of him

, and smoked for a while, isn't this artistic conception scratched and comes out?

So Zhang Dong made a few plausible handprints indiscriminately!

Roared:

"Heaven and earth are infinite! Borrow the law! Boye Boromi! Dawei Tenryu! "

Lottery!"

【Ding! Today's Random Skill Draw: Congratulations to the host for gaining the Undertaker skill mastery! Zhang

Dong: ???

Enter...... Undertaker?

Lao Tzu into your immortal plate!

Could it be a little more outrageous?

How?

Think the previous skill mastery is too sunny and grounded?

Now go directly to the grounded house?

The system is still cold, and he directly threw Zhang Dong a makeup box like a beauty blogger, and

there was no reaction.

Zhang Dong's originally upturned hair visibly faded down with the naked eye...

What kind of grudge do I have with you, why

can't I draw out a little bit of skill proficiency related to the entertainment industry?

Never mind!

Life is mostly like this, since you can't resist the destruction of the meticulous system, it's better to lie down and enjoy!

The undertaker is the undertaker.

What scene has he not seen Zhang Dong now?

Isn't it to serve the deceased, who is afraid of whom!

He has now personally sent a few people on the road!

Anyway, if you paint makeup for the deceased and clean the body, it is impossible to trigger the police, right?

So Zhang Dong finished the CPU for himself every day, cheered up, carried the full set of mortician equipment rewarded by the system,

and went downstairs.

At the bun shop on the side of the road, I bought a cage of eight fresh meat xiaolongbao, asked for a bowl of chaos

, Zhang Dong finished eating it in a hurry

, wiped his mouth

, watched the steaming water vapor steamed by the steamer under the reflection of the rising sun

, listening to the noisy and full of fireworks of people eating breakfast around,

and instantly felt that life was so satisfying and beautiful!

Secretly raised his middle finger in his heart and scolded loudly: Go

to the special big star!

Scold!

Man!

Sure enough, it's all eels changed!

Zhang Dong, who was full of food and drink, swept a small yellow car on the side of the street, and then opened the live broadcast room with a full burp.

The barrage full of screens came like an old friend who had known each other for a long time.

"Good morning, handsome anchor! Today is another day of firepower! Let me be healthy what do you work for today? "

Huh! Anchor: If I'm not mistaken, you have a makeup case in your hand! Could it be that today's side hustle is to make up people? This is good! This is good! Head swapping is the most fun!

"Don't be happy first, every ordinary side hustle of the anchor is actually hidden because of the mystery!" I think there must be something strange about this box!

"Well, at this time, an oversleeping Yuanfang silently praised your barrage while running wildly on the road!"

"Hurry up! I'm going to fast forward to the moment you go for tea! What you are drinking now is not tea, but the loneliness of our thousands of urban cattle and horses..."

"Anchor anchor, we have always had a few female Baling and a female classmate in college, what should I do?" Do you come forward or do you choose to leave it alone?

"Ah this... If you are still my age like you, I will advise you to go directly! Not helping is not Chinese! But I am already middle-aged, and I soak goji berries in a thermos cup, I will advise you to think twice before acting, after all, your impulsiveness will be punished.

"Although, what the upstairs said is reasonable, it depends on whether the anchor has something to say."

"Look

!

How good the water friends in the live broadcast room are, people can be happy immediately after listening to it.

"Follow your heart! I think that things in this world, someone must stand up and light up the light, otherwise it will only get darker and darker. "

Bah! The words above are crossed out in their entirety! Actually, what I want to say is, where are you? Send me a private message! When I get today's side hustle, I'll kill it directly! Help you light that fire in your chest! You all know me anyway! How to drink tea is not drinking? Although I can't break the tea-drinking spell, I can choose how to drink tea! Right? The best way to defeat magic is to use magic too! Zhang

Dong straightened his chest to the live broadcast room!

He is now more and more unscrupulous.

Because he suddenly realized, Lao Tzu is a crosser who opens and hangs, and he has to be so brave!

"All right! Without further ado, this box contains a full set of equipment for the mortuary of the deceased,

so my profession as a part-time worker in live broadcast today is naturally an undertaker! Please look forward to my performance!

"But this job is not about picking up garbage, unclogging sewers, etc. that can be picked up on the street casually, I have to at least find a shop that does this, go in and ask if I can do a job part-time."

"I'll search on the navigation first."

Zhang Dong just revealed that today's part-time side job is an undertaker, and the entire live broadcast exploded.

"Shhh! Isn't it, isn't it! Anchor! Huh! You just sent someone to Elysium a few days ago, and now you're serving the deceased again, which is really a netherworld package!

"I really admire the anchor, this kind of thing is generally really no one dares to do!" Not to mention the star, I believe the anchor will definitely become a superstar in the future! Come on! Ollie gives!

"What? Is this issue so exciting? Then I slipped away first, I'm afraid that I will be frightened by the live broadcast scene when I touch fish in the company, and I really died directly!

"It's okay, you go back at night and look slowly under the covers, you can buy some adult diapers!" Easy to use tight! "

Huh? You'd better say it's normal tight!

"Hmph! I'm not afraid, I want to watch "Old Corpse in the Mountain Village" in the living room of my home alone at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, what scene can scare me? "

What is the Old Corpse of the Mountain Village?"

"Hey! It's your beautiful aunt! Chu Renmei knows how to fell?

"Wow!! Stop talking! The fear of childhood suddenly began to attack me again! It just so happens that my name is Xiaoqiang! It's miserable!

After

Zhang Dong explained to the water friends about today's live broadcast side business, he finally found a funeral house on his mobile phone

, the address is at No. 13 Punk Street, the name of the store is very ordinary, it is called the deceased care company.

The main thing is a simple and clear one.

Zhang Dong rode a small yellow car, and after more than half an hour of riding, he found this funeral home hidden on a remote street corner.

He parked the car and scanned the code to lock it.

Then he directly pushed open the wooden door of this funeral home.

"Crunch" came with a tooth-biting sound

, Zhang Dong directly carried his box, raised his legs and stepped in.

Then as soon as he entered the door, he felt a cold breath rushing to his face

, and then looked at it,

and the rows of extremely realistic paper people and boys and girls with paper paste at the door came to

look at each other!

Perhaps Zhang Dong came in and brought the style through the hall, and

the paper people began to shake one after another, with the extremely false pale smile on the face of those papers,

as if they were issuing an extremely sincere invitation to Zhang Dong's arrival:

"Hey! Here comes dude! Come in and die! "