You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

Zhang Dong didn't do anything, but

the water friends in the live broadcast room were frightened.

"Ouch! The little eyes of the person who opened the door scared me to squat in the toilet and retracted directly! Who in the family understands? "

Huh? What retracted? Hiver?

"Is it so heavy-mouthed?" This is also hi? Snail powder lovers are really scary! I just saw the third virgin paper man on the right move, and my scalp was numb with fright, and I was squirted with laughter by the eldest brother upstairs!

"There is a brother, the first time I saw this kind of place, thank the anchor for letting me see it, if I don't understand, ask, is the rules weird talk live broadcast room?" Mom's note? Sister's spicy strips? Daddy's churros ?

"God's daddy's fritters! The original shocking horror atmosphere live broadcast room instantly became a gathering place for sand sculpture people!

"Fortunately, I have you fun people to watch with me, otherwise I would have been timid by nature and almost threw my phone out just now!"

"It's the same!"

Zhang

Dong glanced at the funny who had spoken in the live broadcast room, and he was immediately happy.

What cold wind, what little eyes, are all self-suggestion that their spirit is too nervous.

On such a hot day, which store does not turn on the air conditioner, from the outdoor high temperature into the air-conditioned store, can not be cool and flying.

So Zhang Dong directly ignored the welcome of those paper people, boys, and girls, and just wanted to continue walking inside,

suddenly!

A pair of cold hands rested on his shoulders

, and then came an old and cold voice

, "Young man, do you like these paper people so much? It's really a fellow traveler, I also like it, or will you help me burn dozens of them? "

Help you burn dozens of them down?

Where does it come from?

Hold the grass!

Lao Tzu is a staunch materialist!

Rays!

Eat my iron fist of justice!

It's too late, it's too soon!

Zhang Dong's whole body began to tremble, he was not afraid, this was the Woof Team... Ahhh!

It's Mad Dog Fist Start-Up Start-Up Big Shake!

"Ada!"

"Bang!"

"Oops! It hurts! "

Huh? You actually have nosebleeds, it's still hot, and you cry out for pain! It turns out that you are human!

Zhang Dong clenched his fists and turned to look at the old man who was knocked to the ground by his righteous iron fist, with a look

of surprise!

Hey! It's easy to do if it's human.

"Who do you scold for not being human? Why do young people not talk about martial virtue so much, sneaking up on a 69-year-old comrade of mine, if I hadn't practiced when I was young, my body and bones were still tough, and your punch didn't have 1.8 million, you see if I can't get up, it's over! The

old man was very experienced, pinched the sides of his nose with his fingers, stopped the nosebleeds for a while,

and then stood up and went to the bathroom in the store to wash it.

With his hands behind his back, except for his nose, he was a little red, and walked out without any difference.

He began to look Zhang Dong up and down.

"Did you do it on purpose or carelessly? Did those people ask you to take revenge on me?

"I'm sorry, uncle, I really didn't mean it, as soon as you came out coldly, it was those netherworld words,

and I was conditioned when I was excited."

Who are those people?

Zhang Dong then determined that he had hit the wrong person, and immediately apologized sincerely.

"Who else can there be, that is, those crazy all day crazy live broadcast, I don't know which tendon is wrong, recently there are a lot of that kind of exploration anchors with horror and weird things

, just love to come to a funeral shop like me to do what to explore the live broadcast

, east and west filming and finally not even buy a coffin, urn and

paper people, so that the old man I am overwhelmed

, and finally thought of a way, with some paper people placed at the door to do some psychological hints."

, and then I don't have anything to play a ghost to scare them

, the effect is not bad, scared a few incontinence, a heart attack almost sent away

, I thought that at least I could stop for a while, I saw

you turned on the live broadcast again, this is not for you also a little work, who knows that the bridge of the nose bone was almost folded by your kid, fortunately your kid has something in his hand, and finally collected a lot of strength, right?

The old man rubbed his nose and said.

"Uncle really has good eyesight, it seems that he has indeed practiced, you are the boss of this deceased care company, right? Luckily, I'm not one of those weird shopkeepers.

Zhang Dong hugged his fist towards the old man and said with an apologetic look.

"Oh? So what kind of streamer are you? This funeral shop is indeed mine, but the owner is me, the staff is also me, and when I go the day, I can close the door, but the advantage is that there will be no shortage of anything.

The old man looked around and said with emotion.

"Oh... I'm actually a star, now I do a daily live broadcast of a part-time side job, today is the day I am ready to work part-time as an undertaker, so I want to ask you if there is a shortage of manpower here? Can you let me work part-time as an undertaker? As

soon as Zhang Dong heard that he was alone in the old man's store, he was immediately overjoyed, this wave of part-time jobs is done!

"What? Are you still a star? Are the stars so involuted now? It's really pitiful, but it's not your uncle I embarrass you, you have also seen it in my shop, it is indeed a lack of manpower, but the undertaker is not just anyone can do it?

You don't have a craft, and I can't teach you in a day, so you better live broadcast something else, such as going to the subway station to broadcast those who frame others for secretly filming at every turn... It's called Little Fairy, right? That traffic is high, wealth password.

The old man waved his hand towards Zhang Dong and said.

"Uncle, you really know a lot, little fairy I just finished cleaning up yesterday, uncle, don't worry, my part-time job is bringing technology into the store, don't hide from you, my mortician technology is ancestral!" Let's just tell you so

, I think when Brother Qin Shihuang was buried, it was my ancestor's last list! Just ask if your ancestors are ancestral or not!

Zhang Dong mentioned the complete collection of mortician tools in his hand and said with a confident expression.

"Gee, then your ancestor can't always cover the smelly salted fish on his face with Qin Shi Huang? Okay, if you want to stick to the part-time job, then whatever you want, if you come to live in a while

, you can't stand it and go directly, the undertaker industry is not welcome, everywhere is disliked and cold, but it, many people can't do without it when their lives end, do you say it's strange? "

The old man doesn't know if he has been alone for a long time, and he is engaged in the industry of serving the deceased

, so when he met Zhang Dong, a strange star who was willing to chat with him, he opened the chatterbox for a while and said more, and finally agreed to let him stay and try.

Zhang Dong was relieved to see that today's part-time side job was finally done.

Then after chatting with the old man a few words, he knew that his surname was Qin, and he had been working in this funeral industry for decades

, and he didn't know whether it was due to the industry or his own reasons

, he had no children and no daughters, and he was alone.

Usually the funeral shop is not busy, so it basically contacts the business of old customers, and there are some lonely elderly people without family members, who are only discovered long after they die at home, so the

street office is responsible for coming forward and notifying Uncle Qin to deal with it.

"The first snow in 2002 came earlier than before..." At

this moment

, Uncle Qin's mobile phone rang, and

after he answered the phone and said a few words,

Zhang Dong suddenly lifted his spirits!

Come and live!