Realizing that he was the next target, Li Youfeng immediately used his superhuman intuition and brute strength that he could only unleash when encountering a fire alarm. When a round pit suddenly appeared under his feet, Li Youfeng made a move that left the five giants speechless.
"I jump!"
Just as he said that, a second before the pit appeared under Li Youfeng's feet, Li Youfeng jumped away from the pit with extremely fast reaction speed.
The five giants:"……"
Noah:"!!!"
Looking at the round hole on the ground and Li Youfeng wiping his sweat beside the hole, not only the five giants were embarrassed, but even Naya, who was sitting in front of the main monitoring display, was a little upset.
"Li Youfeng, it's you again, you bastard! Get down here obediently!"
The five giants were a little angry at Li Youfeng's behavior. With a loud shout, a round pit suddenly appeared under Li Youfeng's feet again.
"I'll jump again!"
The Big Five:"???"
Noah:"……"
"Damn, I really don’t believe it today!" Anger instantly surged into the hearts of the five giants, and even Noya in front of the monitor had a few blue veins popping out on his forehead!
"F*ck~ Where did this bitch come from? ? ?"
Looking at Li Youfeng who was constantly dodging the pits that suddenly appeared and jumping back and forth, Naiya, who was also angry and embarrassed, slapped a red button in front of the monitor.
"Hey~ I didn't step on it! Haha, I didn't step on it again! You want to trick me? You're dreaming! Lulu~ Ahhhh!!!"
In his pride, Li Youfeng made a series of grimaces to the five giants. However, he didn't expect that when he made the grimaces, the floor under his feet was instantly emptied. Li Youfeng, who had no place to land, never expected this to happen. He was caught off guard and almost bit his tongue.
"You five old bastards have no moral principles!!!"
The so-called extreme joy leads to sorrow, which is probably what it means. Seeing Li Youfeng fall down with a look of horror on his face, the hearts of the five giants were inexplicably relieved.
Oota Soichiro:"Huh~ Finally got rid of this bitch, it really worries me every time I meet this guy!"
Otaki Shuzo:"Yeah, I almost couldn't help but go up and have a real PK with this bastard!"
(Li Youfeng: You have no physical body, how could I be afraid of you?)
Ooka Chikuzen:"There is nothing I can do. This bastard is really good at messing with people's minds. I don't know what's in his head!"
Oshita Konosuke:"What do you mean by messing with people's minds? This little bastard is just being cunning. If I meet him, I will definitely teach him a lesson!"
Daimon Kogoro:"Boss, your suggestion is good. Then Li Youfeng will be handed over to you!"
Everyone:"Yes, Kogoro is right. With your strength, it will be no problem to deal with Li Youfeng, so this task will be handed over to you!"
"you~!?"
Looking at the other four people who were full of expectation, Oshita Konosuke's face fell instantly. However, the big words had been said. As the leader of the Big Five, he naturally couldn't go back on his words. Otherwise, where would his face be?
Realizing that he seemed to have been tricked by the other four losers, Oshita Konosuke could only nod his head. You know, their every move was seen by Noya. If he was stage fright in such a situation, what would happen to him was something that he could imagine with his butt.
So, a tragedy whose result was almost foreseeable happened to Oshita Konosuke not long after.
Unlike the last time he came to the game world, this time Li Youfeng was sent in extremely roughly.
Inevitably fell into a coma. Just when Li Youfeng regained consciousness a little, he felt as if someone was constantly poking his forehead.
Slowly opening his eyes, Li Youfeng looked up and saw a little loli in a blue maid costume kneeling in front of his face with an expressionless face.
""You're finally awake."
Seeing Li Youfeng open his eyes, the little girl greeted him in a cold and silent voice.
"You are the Washing Dragon Lady?"
Looking at the familiar outfit, how could Li Youfeng not recognize the true form of this duel elf? After all, he had seen the Washing Dragon Lady once, so this situation was not surprising to him.
"Yes, dog repair Jinsa, I am not talented, I am the smart, gentle and lovely laundry girl who is about to become the future Dragon King."
Nodding to Li Youfeng expressionlessly, Li Youfeng realized at this time that the appearance of the duel elves and the pictures on the cards really cannot be generalized. For example, the current laundry dragon girl is completely a cold and silent loli image.
"Ahaha~ So that's how it is!"
A few beads of sweat appeared on his forehead. To be honest, Li Youfeng was not very good at dealing with this kind of petite and cute silent loli. In addition, this duel elf exuded a sense of indifference that kept strangers away, which made Li Youfeng even more uneasy.
"So, is this virtual world also a crack in the spirit world?"Thinking of what Atlas Worm Demon said before, Li Youfeng suddenly realized something.
"Yes, I didn't expect that the master who was full of H thoughts didn't get horny to me immediately after waking up, but could say such insightful words so calmly. This is really a bit surprising."
"Full of H? In heat? Are you sure I'm that kind of person?"
After hearing this, Li Youfeng's face instantly became embarrassed, especially when he saw the washerwoman's self-righteous expression, Li Youfeng's forehead was even covered with a layer of sweat without him realizing it.
"Of course I am sure!"
She put on a face that showed I knew everything, and nodded slightly.
"For a single otaku like you, isn't an obedient, cute, young and beautiful loli maid the ideal object of venting? It's strange that I didn't have any stress reaction in front of such a cute girl. Could it be that you want me to be more proactive? Ah, I didn't expect you to be such a master. Well, in this case, please forgive me for being rude!"
""Stop it! What are you trying to do! Ah Maidie!"
Li Youfeng, who was already sweating profusely, quickly stopped the washerwoman as she stretched out her hands to take off her pants!
"Huh? Master, why did you stop me? Do you want me to be more aggressive? Or are you shy? No, I remember that Master, your computer's E drive seems to have several hundred GB of incredible things stored in it!"
"Oh! I see, you must be the one who thinks I'm too proactive. It doesn't matter. I can perfectly match your interests. What kind of play do you want? Please rest assured that I am a professional sister-fuck. I have systematically studied bedtime and other things."
"Are you kidding me?" Li Youfeng was completely devastated after his duel spirit exposed his true colors."That's not what I meant at all. Could you please not be like this? As your master, I'm really troubled now!""
"Huh? Why does the master feel troubled in this regard? Ah, I understand! Could it be that the master has done it too many times by himself, so he has lost his male function? How terrible!"
""Fuck! You defeated me!"
Li Youfeng was completely defeated by the laundry lady!
"Could this washerwoman be a perverted lolita with a full-on H mind?!"
"Well~ just treat it as a plea from you! Let's not talk about this for now, okay? The most important thing right now is to leave here like this!"
Li Youfeng quickly changed the subject and began to look around. He saw that the place where he was was surrounded by forests, and in front of him was a large lake.
Just as Li Youfeng was looking for an exit, bubbles suddenly appeared on the calm lake surface, and at the same time, a figure slowly floated up from the water.
"Let me be your opponent!"
"Is this a duel monster?"
Looking at this familiar appearance, Li Youfeng immediately realized that one of the five giants had come to him. However, before he could make any other moves, the monster began to introduce itself.
"As the most loyal subordinate of Kaiba Group, I have seized and annexed many other companies and enterprises. With this ability and skill, I have presented the image of a deep-sea warrior as the leader of the deck."
"That is���As for me, I now exist as the leader of the deck!"
After hearing these words, Li Youfeng, who was about to speak, heard a voice without any emotion and silence from a loli.
"Well, your whole body is green, your girlfriend is really awesome, how many times did she have to cheat on you to achieve this effect? But judging from your appearance, a person like you will probably never find a girlfriend in your life, you look like a moldy maggot, this really fits your image as the leader of the deck"
""Eh?"
Not only was the Deep Sea warrior surprised, but even Li Youfeng himself was stunned. The two of them looked awkwardly in the direction where the sound came from, and saw a paralyzed little loli in a blue maid outfit staring at the Deep Sea warrior indifferently.
"What is this? How did she get in?"
Pointing at the washerwoman, Oshita Konosuke, as the inner personality of a deep-sea warrior, asked with some surprise. After all, in his opinion, this sudden appearance of a maid did not match the actual number of people who came in.
"I……"
"Ha~ You can't even guess how I appeared. It seems that your small head must be filled with shit."
Before Li Youfeng could speak, she shook her head expressionlessly and put on a helpless look.
"I want to apologize to the maggots here, because if you describe your head full of shit as maggots, it would be an insult to maggots, so I'd better just call you green shit."
Oshita Konosuke:"Fuck you!"~!"
Li Youfeng:"What a vicious mouth~!"
Li Youfeng was sweating profusely after hearing such vicious words. Only then did he finally react. It seemed that this washerwoman was not only illogical in her thinking, but also had a very poisonous tongue.
As for the direct victim, Oshita Konosuke, veins had already appeared on his face because of the words of the washerwoman.
Pointing at the washerwoman, Oshita Konosuke roared,"No matter where you came from, I want you to pay a heavy price for your actions. Li Youfeng, let's step back from our duel. I want to duel with this annoying maid first!""
"Huh? You want to duel with her?"
After hearing Oshita Konosuke's choice, Li Youfeng's face showed an extremely complicated expression. However, at this moment, the washerwoman spoke again.
"It is indeed green feces. Even the feces in the brain have been fermented for a long time. Oh, forget it. Since you want to duel, I will grant your wish."
Turning to look at Li Youfeng, the laundry dragon girl said expressionlessly:"Master, I am not talented enough. Please allow me to be the leader of your deck."
"Oh, in that case, then okay!"
Looking at the extremely serious look of the laundry dragon girl, Li Youfeng really couldn't bear to refuse.
"But you have to tell me in advance what powerful skills you have so that I can make a series of adjustments to the deck based on your abilities."
"Awesome skills?"
After thinking for a few seconds with her cute little head tilted and expressionless, the washerwoman suddenly realized something and gently used her right fist to hit her left palm.
"Master, my most powerful skill is called Eighteen Styles of Awei. I wonder if you are satisfied with this skill?"
""Damn!" Li Youfeng felt dizzy because of the words of the laundry dragon girl.
Li Youfeng, who almost fainted on the ground, forced himself to support his body, and grabbed the laundry dragon girl's shoulders in anger and said with a smile:"I'm asking about the command effect of your deck, which is used for duels! It's not the kind of thing that is needed for couples' life!"
"嘤嘤嘤~!"
Li Youfeng grabbed her pink shoulders tightly, and the washerwoman's expressionless face instantly turned red.
"Master, this is my first time, so please be gentle.~"
"What the hell!"
"Oh, heaven, oh, earth, what have I done to deserve your punishment like this!"
Pulling his hair with both hands, Li Youfeng had been completely driven to mental collapse by the laundry dragon girl.
"By the way, what kind of weird duel elves are around me!!!"
(Washer Dragon Lady: Master, please don't misunderstand me. I just want your body.)
""Tsk! What a waste of my time!" Looking at Li Youfeng kneeling on the ground with a painful look on his face, Oshita Konosuke said directly,"The original cards on you cannot be used here. These cards are collected by the latest computers of the Seahorse Group, and almost all the cards that have appeared in this world are included!"
"Li Youfeng, stop stalling for time, you bastard. Hurry up and assemble your deck so we can start the duel!"
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