Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Dada Duck wants Grandpa Zhongli to pay back the money, this difficulty is destined to be a nightmare level.

Hearing that Dada Duck is here to collect debts, Grandpa Zhongli pondered for a while, and then said: "The boss pays the bill, this one pays."

Dada Duck was stunned again, and stopped Mr. Zhongli again: "Stop, stop, stop, what are you doing? Want to run?"

Grandpa Zhongli said calmly (thick-skinned): "No, no, there are some urgent matters in the hall that need to be dealt with."

Dada Duck: "What's the rush? Do you need my help?"

Grandpa Zhongli: "Two days ago, a dozen or so adventurers suddenly fell from Jueyunjian for no reason. I want to assist the hall master to deal with it, so I won't stay here for a long time, and I will leave."

After speaking, Grandpa Zhongli planned to slip away.

Dada Duck was quite surprised when he heard this: "Good guy, there are more than a dozen people who jumped down...wait a while."

Dada Duck hurriedly stopped Grandpa Zhongli again: "No, even if you want to leave, you have to pay back the money before leaving, and I can't let you slip away again today.

Grandpa Zhongli sighed: "Oh, what do you want me to do?"

Dada Duck spread his hands: "Nothing else, pay back the money."

Grandpa Zhongli: "Don't worry about 893, you don't know, in the land of Liyue, there is more than one form of wealth.

"In other words, I can pay you back in other ways."

Dada Duck said he didn't understand: "What do you mean?"

Grandpa Zhongli: "For example, I can teach you how to do business to pay off debts."

Dada Duck thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "I don't want it, I want money."

Grandpa Zhongli: "Or, I can identify antiques for you, and I can also make you a lot of money."

Dada Duck still shook his head: "I don't want it."

Grandpa Zhongli smiled helplessly: "Well, how about I accompany you to practice martial arts and use it to pay off debts?"

Dada Duck quickly waved his hand and refused: "No, no, no, I don't want it."

"What are you doing? Paid to be beaten? I won't do it."

Grandpa Zhongli: "Why don't you hit me?"

Dada Duck: "I hit you? You can't touch your shield once you open it, so you still hit me?"

"I don't want to, spend money, pay back, pay back."

Grandpa Zhongli sighed and thought: "Oh, this is so difficult.

Dada Duck: "Anyway, if you don't pay back the money (cjbc) today, don't even think about leaving."

Grandpa Zhongli thought of a way: "Well, I still have an idea."

Dada Duck: "What idea?"

Grandpa Zhongli pointed to the surroundings and the audience and asked, "Where do you think this is?"

Dada Duck looked at it: "Here? Teahouse, what's the matter?"

Grandpa Zhongli: "Then why don't we perform a show for everyone here, earn some rewards, and the money will belong to you, how about it?"

Dada Duck rubbed his chin: "This... hey, that's the only way to go. What kind of show are you going to perform?"

Grandpa Zhongli thought for a while: "Well... How about a cross talk?"

Dada Duck said it doesn't matter: "You can do whatever you want, as long as you can pay me back."

Grandpa Zhongli: "But cross talk needs two people."

Dada Duck: "Then what? Where can I find someone for you."

Grandpa Zhongli: "Well, you come with me.

Dada Duck was puzzled: "Me? Why should I perform with you?"

Just kidding, I, Dada Duck, am a creditor, what kind of show will I perform on stage?

Grandpa Zhongli: "If you don't have enough people, you won't be able to perform, and then you won't be able to pay back your money.

This made Dada Duck a little bit difficult: "Ah, this..."

Grandpa Zhongli used the aggressive method: "Why, do you mean that the young master is afraid? Then forget it."

Dada Duck can't admit it: "Who said, why am I afraid? Isn't it just performing a cross talk, it's so easy."

Grandpa Zhongli saw Dada Duck put on the trap, and said with a faint smile, "Oh? That would be the best."

"Everyone in the audience, let's perform a cross talk for everyone and show our ugliness."

"If you guys think what we both said is good, then give some Mora [thanks everyone."

Dada Duck: "Ahem, five yuan and ten yuan is not too little, and fifty hundred yuan is not too much. I thank you too."

"Then, let's introduce ourselves first."

Grandpa Zhongli: "This is what it should be.

Dada Duck: "My lord, there should be everyone here who you don't know?"

Grandpa Zhongli: "There are also people I don't know."

Dada Duck: "Really? I thought I was famous enough. Is there really anyone in Tiwat who doesn't know my reputation?"

Grandpa Zhongli: "What if someone doesn't know?"

Dada Duck was helpless: "Hey, well, in the name of His Majesty the Winter Empress, I forgive you ignorant people."

"Now, please listen to my name......"

At this moment, Toke's voice sounded from the audience: "Wow, it's big brother! big brother, big brother..."

Dada Duck was at a loss now: "My name, yes, yes, uh..."

Grandpa Zhongli: "What is it? Tell me quickly.

Dada Duck stuttered for a long time, and in the end he could only resign himself to his fate and raised his hands: "My name, yes, yes... the best comedian in the Winter Kingdom, my name is Dadalia, yeah."

What can he do? There is a younger brother in the audience watching.

[Columbia: I used to be a toy salesman, but this time I became a showman again...  

[Rosalin: You really deserve to be a comedian among us fools, the most embarrassing contestant (-)]

[Paimon: Dada Duck should really change his career to become a comedian, I think he is very talented. (Paimon's Approval.JPG)]

[Ying: Yes, I think so too. ]

[Hu Tao: Oops, what a good thing, I will definitely go to support it then (*¯

[Dada Duck: I beg you to be human, I am already in such a difficult situation (Guang ET)

On the big screen, the video continues:

Grandpa Zhongli listened to Dada Duck's self-introduction and said: "That's it?"

Dada Duck: "What's wrong? Comedians can't do it?"

Grandpa Zhongli: "All right, all right."

Dadalia: "Then you should introduce yourself too.

Grandpa Zhongli: "Oh, yes, hello everyone, Zhongli is in the next life hall."

Dada Duck: "Mr. Zhongli is an old acquaintance with me."

Grandpa Zhongli: "I have an average relationship with you, but I am quite familiar with your wallet.

Sure enough, Indah Duck is a mobile wallet in the eyes of Mr. Zhongli. .