Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Chapter 394: A Cross Talk Actor Who Can't Fight Is Not A Good Emergency Food

Hearing Mr. Zhongli say that he doesn't recognize people but only recognizes wallets, Dada Duck is a little sad: "This is a bit hurtful.

Grandpa Zhongli said with a smile: "It's just a joke."

Dada Duck: "I didn't expect Mr. Zhongli to be quite humorous."

Grandpa Zhongli: "Where is it.

Dada Duck: "Since we want to talk about cross talk, let me ask Mr. Zhongli, do you know what cross talk is?"

Grandpa Zhongli is very confident: "Ha, I know a thing or two."

Dada Duck nodded: "Yes, that's fine.

Grandpa Zhongli: "Then I also want to ask you, do you know what cross talk is?"

Dada Duck said disdainfully: "Cut, as I said just now, I am the best comedian in Zhidong."

Grandpa Zhongli: "Yes, - you said it just now.

Dada Duck: "So, can I not understand cross talk?"

Grandpa Zhongli: "So, you understand it very well?"

Dada Duck was a little unconfident: "Humph..."

Grandpa Zhongli: "What do you mean by hum? Do you understand?"

Dada Duck said without confidence: "Then, then... I must understand."

Grandpa Zhongli asked suspiciously, "Why do you have no confidence in your words?"

Dada Duck said loudly: "I understand, why don't you understand? What are you doing, ah you!"

Grandpa Zhongli: "I'll just ask, since you understand, you must know that there are four lessons in cross talk."

Dada Duck lost his confidence again: "Damn, of course, who doesn't know this?"

Grandpa Zhongli: "Then tell me, what are the four things?"

Dada Duck: "Do you have to say it?"

Grandpa Zhongli: "Then tell me what you know."

Dada Duck swallowed: "Ahem, it's too simple, who doesn't know?"

Grandpa Zhongli: "Then tell me.

Dada Duck lowered his head and struggled: "This is about the four subjects of cross talk......"

Grandpa Zhongli: "What is it?"

Dada Duck tentatively said: "Knife..."

Grandpa Zhongli was startled: "Knife?"

Dada Duck is going to talk nonsense: "Yes, knives, um, knives, guns, swords, halberds, look, there are four."

Grandpa Zhongli was speechless: "Where is this going? Are you talking about cross talk?"

Dada Duck: "As the saying goes, crosstalk actors who can't fight are not good emergency food."

Paimon in the live broadcast room was not happy.

[Paimon: Hey (?`~?)! Where is this going? How did you get me involved again?]

[Amber: A cross talk actor who can't fight is not a good emergency food... Then, if this is the case, Pimeng can't fight, and he can't speak cross talk, so it is not an emergency food

('?w?)?]

[Arataki Ichito: I'm good at fighting, but I really don't know how to do cross talk, I have to learn when I have time. ]

Jiuqi Shinobi: Each one, the brain circuit is more strange than the other (

[Xu Hao: By the way, Dada Duck doesn’t seem to be aware of one thing. In cross talk, there is also the existence of stand-up comedy (1)~]

[Dada Duck: Is there a difference? The one above the second creation video is not the real me (¬_¬)]

On the big screen, the video continues to play:

Grandpa Zhongli was confused by the Dada duck saying, "What kind of saying are you talking about?"

Dada Duck spread his hands and quibbled: "What's wrong? This is a common saying in our solstice, do you care about it?"

Grandpa Zhongli: "I don't care about it, but you were wrong just now."

Dada Duck scratched his head: "Uh, wrong?"

Grandpa Zhongli glanced at Dada duck angrily: "Nonsense!"

Dada Duck: "Then I'll give you four replacements, axes, axes and hooks..."

Grandpa Zhongli patted Dada Duck on the shoulder: "Stop, stop, you want to fight, are you crazy?"

Dada Duck: "Huh? That's not right, then I'll give you four more?"

Grandpa Zhongli hurriedly interrupted him: "Okay, okay, you don't need to change, let me tell you."

Dada Duck: "Okay, tell me, let me hear what you said is right.

Grandpa Zhongli is really helpless: "You, the four subjects of cross talk are, say..."

Dada Duck felt that he could do it, and interrupted: "I know this!"

Grandpa Zhongli: "You know?"

Dada Duck is very confident: "I know, I will remember you as soon as you mention it."

……… Ask for flowers……

Grandpa Zhongli: "Then tell me.

Dada Duck: "Like, a cold weapon, just like that ł."

"If you want to talk about this gun, then we have to look at our Mr. Zhongli, he..."

Before he finished speaking, Grandpa Zhongli pushed him away angrily.

Dada Duck was very confused: "What's wrong? Why is this?"

Grandpa Zhongli: "What kind of lance?"

Dada Duck: "It's not what you said..."

Grandpa Zhongli: "What I say is what I say, what I say is what I say.

Dada Duck was very embarrassed: "Oh, talk to me."

Grandpa Zhongli was really convinced: "That's right, you've got something in your head, thinking about fighting all day long.

Dada Duck spread his hands in embarrassment: "Isn't it a smooth talk."

Grandpa Zhongli explained: "Speaking means that you must speak clearly, you must be able to speak clearly, you must be able to use tongue twisters, and you must not get stuck in your mouth when you say a long story, and you must clearly let the audience hear you."

Dada Duck: "It's really particular."

Grandpa Zhongli: "Of course, can you do this?"

Dada Duck is very confident: "It will definitely work."

Grandpa Zhongli: "Can tongue twisters also work?"

Dada Duck: "Of course tongue twisters are fine. If you say it, if you can say it, I can say it too."

Grandpa Zhongli expressed disbelief: "Are you so confident?"

Dada Duck: "Of course, you can just say it.

Grandpa Zhongli smiled disdainfully: "Okay, I'll start.

"It is said that Qiqi came from the south, holding a bottle of nectar in his hand."

"A kelly opened to the north, holding two lizards in her hands.

"Qiqi, who takes nectar, wants to exchange nectar for Keli's lizard, who is petting a lizard.

"Ke Li, who is petting the lizard, doesn't want to exchange the lizard for the nectar of Qi Qi, who is holding the nectar."

"Qiqi, who was holding the nectar, took Keli, who was petting the lizard, to find Huahua and ask for nectar."

"Ke Li, who was touching the lizard, took Qi Qi, who was holding the nectar, to the water to catch the lizard."

"In the end Keli, who was rubbing the lizard, drank the nectar, and Qiqi, who was holding the nectar, caught the lizard."

Hearing this, Dada Duck was already shocked again. .

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