Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

On the speed test field, Vision was flying close to the ground. The team was still pressing on its strength, and it took exactly seven seconds to reach the finish line.

Steve Rogers' team scored a respectable 20 points in the strength and speed tests.

In contrast to this team, Spider-Man and the others were working hard at the agility test field. The five members of the team took turns standing in the circle to face six Gatlings.

The first person to appear was She-Hulk. This girl was so tough that she had no friends, and of course she was also big. She was unscathed by Gatling's bullet storm, but what she didn't expect was that her clothes were not invincible.

The bullet couldn't hurt her, but it shaved off every piece of her clothes. Peter Parker didn't know where to take out a big pair of pants and a big vest, and hurriedly put them on his sweetheart.

But everyone has seen everything that should be seen. The letter that women can generally use is the G at the end of the first line, and She-Hulk can go to the second half of the second line. Peter Parker is not tall, standing in front of She-Hulk,

It's like standing under the eaves.

To conquer such a woman, with Peter Parker's height, do you need to... bring a ladder?

"Score, 1"

The referee's score was very reasonable, because She-Hulk didn't dodge a single bullet, so she earned one point for her entire life.

The next performer was Shockwave Girl. Before Gatlin fired, this girl took a deep breath.

Then as the Gatling gunshot sounded, Daisy Johnson started to sing the dolphin sound, not to mention it was quite nice. Under the vibration of the sound wave, the Gatling bullet slowly flew about one meter in front of her, and then the kinetic energy was insufficient and fell to the ground.

On the ground.

She screamed for a minute, but not a single Gatling bullet hit her.

Sharapova's shouts to cheer her up conquered many people who couldn't understand tennis. Daisy Johnson's one-minute breathless sound wave made the men present feel that Tokyo was no longer hot.

"Score, 28"

The referee was also conquered. The wave was not big, but it had a wavelength!

The next person to appear is Deadpool. Unlike his two teammates, who completed the test in obscurity, got points and left, he wants to live like a saint.

"Ladies and sisters here, I want to challenge you in a one-on-one battle." Deadpool's tights tightened his girdle, hoping that this would allow more people to discover his advantages.

But his face was so ugly that the ladies paid tribute to Deadpool in a holy way.

There were more than 40,000 women, many of whom were menstruating. What they all took out for Xingsheng were underwear, and what they took out for Deadpool was a large band-aid with wings and a little red in the middle.

"Go to hell, you ugly bitch."

"She's as ugly as shit, and she's embarrassing herself."

"You're not as good-looking as my aunt's scarf."

"The human beings I pull out are prettier than you."

.....

Faced with the band-aids flying all over the sky, the perverts who celebrated the New Year in the past were embarrassed this time, and accidentally the bloody angel fell on their heads. Deadpool is so good at warding off evil spirits that he can even be forced to do so even more.

something.

But if there are vampires present, they will be celebrating the New Year.

"Since everyone wants me to die so much, then I will die for everyone to see." Deadpool seemed to be furious and walked to the circle, signaling to the staff that they could shoot.

Six Gatlings, but no matter if you are angry with others or not, when the machine gunner saw Deadpool's face, he remembered the past of throwing firecrackers in the Internet toilet when he was a child. Anyway, he used gunpowder to explode shit.

A storm of bullets tore Deadpool to pieces in an instant, with pieces of flesh and blood flying everywhere. Such a bloody scene made everyone very uncomfortable. There were many superheroes in this test field before, but everyone passed the test successfully, and they were all bleeding.

Damn, it's not as tragic as Deadpool.

The girls in the stands were a little scared. This person was sent to hell because of the verbal violence?

Everyone feels a little guilty. This man is recognized as ugly, but is his mental quality so poor?

While everyone was looking at each other, Peter Parker and the Human Torch walked to the center of the field with dustpans and buckets.

The two of them quickly cleaned up the broken pieces of Deadpool with a dustpan and a dustpan.

You still have to use a broom and a dustpan to clean it up. This girl's death was so broken. It was originally dry, but now it was caused by dysentery.

For a time, all the audience mourned for Deadpool, made signs of the cross and muttered words.

No one noticed that a human body made of various kinds of minced meat stood up from the barrel.

"Surprise!

Girls, don’t feel sorry for me, I’m immortal, don’t leave for a while, everyone can play with the indestructible Deadpool as long as you like.”

Deadpool's mouth is on his belly, and all parts of his body have not been fully restored, so he is eager to report to everyone that he is not dead.

When the female audience saw Deadpool, who was even uglier than before, and even more disgusted, the remaining sympathy was gone.

This is the world where faces are judged. The handsome ones can do whatever they want, but the ugly ones can only be sympathized with after they die, and they will be despised even after they are resurrected.

"You annoying shit waiter, stay away from me."

"Look at the long nose on your ham sausage, fxxk stuff, you think you are an elephant."

"Referee, refund the ticket, I don't want to see such a disgusting guy."

...

This kind of show effect was something the Spider-Man team and the director didn't expect. Aren't they just ugly? What's the matter?

I cut myself into pieces to please everyone, but I was told to refund my ticket.

"Deadpool, I think you shouldn't take action next time. It's great that we have passed the audition steadily, but you have to come out to make a living. Isn't that a bad job? No! It's just that you are too ugly. If it were my brother

If we take action, these women will probably run away naked." Peter Parker advised his teammates.

Deadpool's confidence was also severely shaken. He considered buying himself a human skin mask. Girls nowadays are too difficult to take care of.

"Score, 0."

Sure enough, as Spider-Man said, Deadpool failed to survive, and She-Hulk still got one point. Maybe it wasn't for her invulnerability, but simply for his M breast shape, but he still got one point.

Even though Deadpool worked hard, he still got 0 points. Sometimes it’s useless to work hard when he’s ugly.

Deadpool walked towards the next venue with the comfort of several teammates.

Licking a dog will lead to a good death. Even if you lick the dog to pieces, you will still have nothing.

However, Xingsheng stayed where he was. Deadpool showed the power of the curse. He always felt that he had seen it before. Moreover, the moment Deadpool came back to life, the mysterious power from outer space seemed to be related to something in his body.

Things resonate.

Xingsheng used his magical power to begin to sense the familiar and strange power.

"Captain, it's our turn." Yun Peng gently reminded Xing Sheng, but their captain didn't notice and stood there blankly, as if he had lost his soul.

"I'll go, the captain is out of body right now, what should we do?" The female team member yelled at the three frowning teammates with a loud voice.

"Pig Row Jihad Team, please enter the venue immediately. If you do not enter the venue within two minutes, it will be deemed as a forfeit." The referee started calling the number.

The audience at the scene and the audience in front of the TV are also looking forward to it. Deadpool has just returned to worship the heavens. Everyone is looking forward to what kind of performance the handsome father can bring to everyone at the speed test site.

"My husband must be faster than a bullet."

"Husband is as fast as light."

"The fast is for sure. Should we think about how the pilgrims will perform this fast?"

"Will my husband kiss all the women present within one second?"

"That's a good suggestion."

I don’t know who took the lead. The audience at the scene began to shout in unison, "Kiss us, holy kiss us, kiss us holy..."

The audience was so enthusiastic and their expectations were so high, which put even more pressure on Xing Sheng's teammates. Not to mention flying out to kiss the audience, no one even responded.

"I thought I was hugging a thigh, but it turned out that the thigh was down." Hao Bian smiled bitterly.

"Actually, it doesn't matter. We scored 35 points in the first round. We abstained from the speed round. We should be able to advance if we gain more points later on." Xiao Beibi suggested.

"What you're talking about is bullshit. Look at the audience and you want to see the fate of the captain. If this disappoints the audience, we must not lose fans." Yunpeng retorted.

"Shit, these women are already crazy fans of our captain. Even if our captain doesn't participate in the next games, they won't lose their fans." The female team member looked very confident.

"We have to find an excuse to forfeit this game, right?" With one minute left, Hao Jian was a little anxious. Xiao Beibi said that it was not impossible to abstain. Their captain was so strong, but they couldn't score a single point in front of them, so they exploded with nuclear bombs.

It's probably no problem either.

"What excuse are you thinking of? If it's true love, the fans will think of excuses. If it's true love, the fans will lie to themselves." The female team member said one word. Then she took a step forward and said to the referee: "Speed ​​test, we can do it."

The Jihad abstained."

"Forfeit?" The referee couldn't believe it. He confirmed again and announced that the Holy War team had forfeited.

This decision caused an uproar at the scene, with curses and scorn rising one after another.

"I admit that he is very strong in terms of strength, but it seems that his speed is his weakness."

"If you are weak, you are weak. If you don't dare to end, you are a coward."

"Haha, you were just showing off, now you're slapped in the face, right?"

.....

Listening to the boos at the scene, the three male team members all looked at the female team members complainingly. "The barbell is different from what you said."