Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

"The people who made sarcastic comments were all men, but none of those women spoke. The situation would be reversed in a moment." Barbell was a woman, and she understood women's thoughts better, and pointed out the situation on the spot. "Our captain is so handsome, but he is a bit shady.

Pinky is normal.”

Idols are ideal existences that live in people's hearts, especially girls' idols, just like boys' first love.

That is the white moonlight, that is the cinnabar mole, that is their belief, and their belief will always be shattered, but before it is shattered, they will find all kinds of excuses for this belief and make up all kinds of excuses.

Moreover, if idols have any flaws during their highlight moments, they will never allow others to question them, and those questions will be regarded as tarnishing.

The most handsome man in their mind is perfect. If someone says that this man is imperfect, and the person who says this is another not-so-looking man, how can a girl look good on these men?

Maria Hill spoke first, "Maybe Xing Sheng was frightened by the appearance of Deadpool."

"Yes, I was quite frightened at the time. How had my angelic husband ever seen such a scene?" the commander's youngest daughter agreed.

It’s nothing more than what the little girl said. Maria Hill is an agent. She has never seen anything, but she can say such words. A woman can even throw away her professional skills when she is irrational.

She watched the Xingsheng swallow molten iron, how could she be frightened when she saw a pile of minced meat?

Of course, no matter how unreasonable the excuse is, idiot fans can accept it, they just need an excuse.

The scene was originally full of voices questioning Xing Sheng, but gradually some people sympathized with Xing Sheng, and some started to quarrel with the black man next to him.

In the end, the noisy voices were suppressed by the unified cheering of 40,000 female fans.

"Come on, my dear husband."

"Husband Xingsheng, you are the best."

"Husband Xingsheng, we support you."

"It's all Deadpool's fault"

"1"

“It’s all Deadpool 2’s fault”

"404"

...

The Spider-Man team listened to the shouts of the girls around them, and couldn't help but tremble in their hearts. Maybe replacing Deadpool is the right solution. If others give up, they can blame themselves. They are so ugly that they can be shot while crawling in the bunker.

Barbell faces his three teammates like a winner. Only women understand women best.

"I haven't lost my fans, but there's Gatlin down there, so why don't we abstain?" I'm so mean and I'm not jealous of my teammates' popularity. I'm mainly angry about the barbell.

Barbell shrugged, indicating that he was helpless.

"Why don't you go up there and give it a try?" Yunpeng suggested. "Everyone knows my super powers, so Gatlin can't sing with me, right?"

"My super power is not suitable either. It seems that Xiao Beibi can really give it a try." Haojian also thinks that Xiao Beibi is suitable.

"I have no objection. Everyone knows my superpower, and it all depends on Xiao Beibi." Barbell also voted for Xiao Beibi.

"Teammates, aren't you trying to kill me? With my small body, let alone Gatling, I can't hold an air rifle." Xiao Beibi kept backing away.

"Our captain is in a bad situation right now, and we can't help him, but since we have the ability, why not give it a try." He persuaded Xiao Beibi. As soon as he finished speaking, the referee called again.

"Pig-walking Jihad Team, Pig-walking Jihad Team, please enter the venue immediately. If you do not enter the venue within two minutes, you will be deemed to have given up."

Barbell and Yunpeng, two fat guys, were not used to Xiao Beibi, so they walked towards the big circle in the middle holding Xiao Beibi on the left and right.

"Brothers and sisters, I am the only child in the family. You can't harm me. Although my super power is incredible, I don't know if it will work. If it doesn't work, I will definitely be worse than Deadpool. I have no one."

The ability to resurrect." Xiao Beibi cried and roared, but the two men were much stronger than him, and he couldn't break away at all.

"Captain Xingsheng, Dad Xingsheng, Grandpa, wake up, I was beaten to death by them." Xiao Beibi changed the target for help.

"Pa." Barbell slapped Xiao Bei's nose. When calling captain, just call him captain. Why call him dad? Can a captain give birth to a son as ugly as you?

Xiao Beibi was thrown into the field and looked at his teammates who walked out without looking back. Is this friendship made of paper?

At this time, Xiao Beibi saw the barrage on the big screen at the scene.

"Xingsheng, why aren't you done yet? Why did you send a black monkey?"

"It's quite cute."

"My husband's teammates are still worth watching."

"There must be different superpowers, I'm really looking forward to it."

"Looking forward to it, come on."

"Come on, hubby, teammate."

Xiao Beibi is not much prettier than Deadpool, but some people actually say he is cute. This is the first time in his life, and there are more than one people cheering for him.

Xiao Beibi knew that everyone was supporting him because of the captain, but now he was the one on the field, and he suddenly wanted to prove himself once more.

My own superpowers are very powerful.

So Xiao Beibi stood up.

"Members of the Pig Crusaders, how many Gatlings will you choose?" the referee asked.

"One...Two thrusts." Xiao Beibei gritted his teeth, he really worked hard today.

"Choose two, are you worthy of the audience cheering for you? Are you worthy of the three of us? Are you worthy of the captain?" Barbell taunted while cracking melon seeds.

The guy next to me said, "I'll increase him to six, our team has decided."

"Please ask the Pig Xingsheng team and Xiao Beibi players to determine the number of Gatlings." The referee and Xiao Beibi made the final decision.

Xiao Beibi was a little confused, but when he saw the barrage of cheers on the big screen, his turbulent heart suddenly became excited.

"Liu Ting, come on Xiao Beibi"

"Six Tings"

"Six points."

"Just like what the barrage said, six Gatlings and you guys, I'm going to risk my life today."

Xiao Beibi threw away his arms and walked towards Gatlin with a figure-footed step.

"What a bitch, what is Xiao Beibi's super power? Is it really possible?" Yun Peng was a little worried. He didn't know his teammates' super powers, but he just wanted to confirm whether they were reliable.

"Good boy, you don't even know what his superpower is, so you just vote for him?" He's so mean-spirited to make fun of whoever he is.

Yunpeng was a little embarrassed, "I saw you pushing him both ways, I thought he was very powerful."

"He is really powerful." Barbell said with firm eyes.

"He once fell into the tiger enclosure of the zoo and escaped safely facing ten big tigers that had been hungry for half a month."

"He once walked in and out of the most violent neighborhood in Hell's Kitchen without a scratch."

"He once jumped from a 100-meter-high building and landed safely."

"He once swam in the Amazon's piranha-infested waters without losing a hair on his head."

...

Haojian and Barbell recounted Xiao Beibi's glorious deeds, telling them one by one.

When Yun Peng heard this, he felt a sense of admiration. It seemed that he was almost catching up with the captain.

"Brothers and sisters, please stop being so pretentious. What is Xiao Beibi's superpower?" Yunpeng wanted to know impatiently about his teammates' incredible abilities. In fact, he was suffering from an occupational disease. At this time, he was just thinking about praising you.

Isn't that funny?

Haojian and Barbell looked at each other, then looked at Yunpeng, their eyes full of disdain, saying that cross talk is amazing, how can you come here without us performing sketches?

"Xiao Beibi's superpower, isn't that coming? Look." Barbell grinned and said, and finally pointed at Xiao Beibi with his eyes.

Yunpeng turned his head, just in time to see Xiao Beibi kneeling in front of a Gatling with his hands spread out in front of him, his head banging on the ground.

Then he slowly raised his head, revealing the face of a filial son, and shouted warmly:

"father!"