Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

The name of Xiao Beibi's super power is "recognizing his father".

Anything, pay attention!

If anything is called daddy by Xiao Beibi, that thing will treat Xiao Beibi as its son.

The degree to which these things regard Xiao Beibi as their son depends on the degree of filial piety and enthusiasm of Xiao Beibi. The more filial piety Xiao Beibi shows, the more those things regard Xiao Beibi as their son.

So Xiao Beibi escaped from the Tiger Garden because tigers are poisonous and do not eat their seeds; he went in and out of Hell's Kitchen seven times because his father was there; he jumped off a 100-meter-high building because his filial piety touched the air.

As for the piranhas in the Amazon Basin, it's not that Xiao Beibi recognized the piranha as his father. That thing eats whatever it sees, and his son is not easy to control. Xiao Beibi called the water in the river his father, and the water blocked the piranha.

outside.

The "Recognize Dad" skill has a time limit and will be effective within four minutes, and it also depends on Xiao Beibi's filial piety, so facing six Gatlings, Xiao Beibi has to recognize six dads.

Each of these six dads shoots 6,000 bullets per minute, which adds up to thirty-six thousand bullets. As long as there is one exception, Xiao Beibi will definitely die.

So for Xiao Beibi, this test is very dangerous. Sometimes dad is really not as useful as mom, especially if you want to recognize the black dad. The most dangerous moment in Xiao Beibi's life was that time in Hell's Kitchen.

Shui's black father, those fathers just didn't kill him, they took everything they should.

Gatling is black, I hope these guns will not imitate those black dads. However, Gatling and black dads have one thing in common, they just shoot and don't care about the follow-up.

Xiao Beibi must use the twenty-four skills of filial piety. Filial piety moves the genius to survive the violent sprays of six Gatling fathers. He must be more attentive than Fusang's filial piety to his beautiful father.

Yunpeng watched Xiao Beibei kowtow to Liu Ting Gatling in turn, and even kissed him when he got up.

In Xiao Beibi's smiling face and eyes, Yunpeng seemed to look much kinder when he saw Gatlin.

His own superpowers are ridiculous enough, and Xiao Beibi's skills are even more indescribable. Yunpeng looked at Haojian and Barbell next to him. The superpowers of these two people sounded like rubbish, but would they have any?

What kind of hidden magical power is there?

Yunpeng began to think about the two teammates around him.

In fact, our team is quite strong. The "Leader" controls the whole team, and the "Recognition Dad" can sneak in and seduce us. Coupled with the captain's high attack, winning the championship is no longer a dream.

At this time, Xiao Beibi was already standing in the middle of the circle, but his legs were shaking a little, so he had no choice but to sit on the ground and shout loudly to the six Gatling gunners: "My dads, shoot." Fortunately, the machine gunners

The gunman has no dark skin.

"fxxk, six Gatling guns and six machine gunners, Xiao Beibi has recognized 12 fathers, awesome." What a bitch, he is convinced, the gun and the person who fired the gun are both his father, he can't even die even if he wants to

arrive.

The audience at the scene was not as calm as Xiao Beibi's teammates. They paid attention to this shady guy simply because he was a teammate of Xingsheng. But everyone really didn't know what abilities this guy had.

"This won't be broken into pieces, will it?"

"It's hard to say, look at how shaken he was just now, and no normal person would call him daddy while pointing a machine gun at him."

"Gatlin's carousel is already spinning, let's watch the scene."

...

With the support of the audience, the barrage, and the sound of Gatlin's death wheel rolling, Xiao Beibi closed his eyes in fear.

"Da da da..."

The six Gatling guns fired one after another, pouring bullets in a semicircle towards a ten-meter circle. The turf in the field was beaten to pieces, and the bunker behind Xiao Beibei was also filled with craters.

However, most of these bullets are far away from Xiao Beibi. As expected of a superhero who has recognized his twelve fathers, this Gatling barrage is as if it has been processed with special effects, and it cleverly avoids Xiao Beibi, so

The superpower is really cheating.

"What a mean brother. This super power of recognizing your father is too powerful. It can also be regarded as an immortal ability. How long can you live if you recognize the King of Hell as your father?" Barbell said with envy.

"Forget about the bullets that were shot away. These 36,000 rounds of bullets, so many rebounds, can't hurt Xiao Bei's nose. There is no solution to the life of a fool." Hao Bian's heart is also ups and downs, every teammate has it.

Unique skills, think about your own superpowers, you can’t use them.

One minute passed quickly. Xiao Beibi's face was scratched with two wounds from the splashing earth and rocks. His legs were so weak that he couldn't stand up. Three teammates hurriedly entered the field to help him.

But the three of them stopped when they were halfway there. It was so stinky.

"Brother, are you scared to death?" Yunpeng asked, covering his mouth.

"Team Xingsheng, score 25." At this time, the referee announced the score. Three tests, one forfeit, and a total score of 70, which is not bad.

Xiao Beibi looked at his teammates who disliked him. Later, when he heard the referee announcing the score, he was a little embarrassed and suddenly pulled him up.

"I fxxk you guys for hurting your teammates like this, you guys, BaGeYaLu, facing six Gatlings, I was so scared that I peed my pants. I was actually scared to shit. Come here and help me up."

The barbell was stuck, and the remaining two people looked at each other without moving.

At this time, the late enthusiasm of the audience finally came.

"Xiao Beibi is so strong. He can sit still without any problems. Kowtow is really effective."

"I think it was Xingsheng's help. Many of those bullets were deflected, and he has the ability to control metal."

"My dear friends from the Xingsheng team, let's go to see Xiao Beibi together."

Friendship? It doesn’t exist, but everyone’s interests are tied together. We can’t let the viewers see the cracks in the team. Haojian took out a roll of toilet paper from his pocket. He and Yunpeng stuffed their noses and went over to help Xiaobei up.

nose.

"Xiao Beibi, I see that although the bullets are flying around, they don't hit you. Do you still think that the air is your father?" Xiao Beibi pulled up a pair of thin yellow pants and asked his doubts at the same time.

Ask the exit.

"Haha, do you think air can stop Gatling bullets?

childish!

Everyone saw me kowtow to Gatlin and call him Heavy Daddy. In fact, all my piety and filial piety were given to those boxes of bullets. My head was kowtowed to the bullets, and I even shed tears for my Bullet Daddy.

Do you think I recognized twelve fathers?

No!

I have 36,012 fathers, and every father is taking care of me."

Damn it!

Yunpeng and Haojian said "f*ck" at the same time, and even sparks collided.

Xiao Beibi was so frightened by the fact that he recognized more than 30,000 fathers at once.

If this guy could identify his father to the top 100 people in Forbes on a whim, it would definitely be thousands of times more chic than tearing up green onions. "Recognizing his father" is a magical skill. The person being recognized cannot refuse, and ten minutes is enough to transfer hundreds of millions.

After figuring out the invincibility of this skill, both Haojian and Yunpeng wanted to make Xiao Beibi their father.

The two of them immediately threw away the toilet paper in their noses. With friends like this, they still participated in the chicken feather show.

"Xiao Beibi, have you ever thought about recognizing Buffett as your father?" Yun Peng asked pointedly.

"I had this plan before. I couldn't get close to others, so I chose my boss as my father. He can be considered a millionaire." Xiao Beibi said leisurely.

"Did he give you pocket money?" Haojian asked eagerly.

"I gave it, but I have to pay a price." Xiao Beibi said in a calm tone.

"I know a billionaire, why don't we give it a try?" He smiled attentively.

"Do you know how serious the price I said is?" Xiao Beibi is not a fool. How could he not know what these two teammates are thinking. "You have no idea how perverted the rich people are. My boss specializes in prostitutes."

son."

Yunpeng and Haobian looked at each other. This matter is not new in America, and it is not about us anyway.

"So I would rather call animals, plants and people who can't breathe as my father than find those perverted rich people." Xiao Beibi directly dismissed the dirty thoughts of his two teammates.

The three of them left the venue with their own thoughts. Xiao Beibi revealed the secret in his heart, thinking that the two companions would give up their minds. He was so naive. Haojian and Yunpeng decided to take advantage of Xiao Beibi after the game.

Magic skills.

They gathered the barbells and walked out of the agility test field. They happened to see six people standing next to the captain. They were all tall and short, fat and thin, and there was also a huge chicken.

Although the others have their own characteristics, none of them are as eye-catching as this chicken. With its bright white feathers, strong muscles, and cold eyes, it is not easy to mess with at first glance.

"This chicken is so strong. The meat must be very old and very chewy." Barbell commented quietly. He would eat whatever he said, showing his true nature as a foodie. Moreover, he did not forget to grab a handful of beef jerky and stuff it into his mouth while talking. This beef jerky is probably

Worse than Ba ​​Ji.

"Keep your voice down, be careful of that chicken beating you up. All four of us will get it for nothing. Xiao Beibi probably won't even try to call him daddy." She was also caught by Ba Ji's eyes and quietly complained about Ba Ling.

Hela and his team were supposed to audition the next day, but Bajie wanted to come over to see his son, so everyone followed him. Since they came for a while, they passed the audition.

Xingsheng had recovered from his fugue and saw that although the people around him looked strange, they smelled like his father. He hadn't seen him for several days, and the child's eyes were actually red.

He got some information from Deadpool's source of power, but he didn't want his father to worry. He felt that he could resist everything. Seeing his father's doting expression, Xingsheng made up his mind not to tell his father about this.

"Son, are you really going to cook everyone here?" Bajie spread his arms as if to surround the stadium. "We can let the water flow slowly, and you can artificially reduce the seeds. This is a miracle that has never happened before in ancient times.

ah?"

"Dad, am I that unreliable? I'm just a talker, just to live my life." Xingsheng knew that his father cared about his waist.

"Son, you are growing up. Dad, I am not idle either. I have practiced the four-wheel drive in the past two days, and combined it with my own skills to create a set of interesting attack methods. I will teach you when you are free.

Here you go." Bajie touched his son's head and said.

"Okay, dad, I still need to learn the thirty-six transformations."

"Who told you that I can do the thirty-six transformations?" This son is already so good, and it would be amazing to learn the thirty-six transformations. If he were to teach them all, he would not even have the ability to save his face.

"Peter Parker, look he's coming." Xingsheng saw Spider-Man coming dozens of meters away.

"Identity Confidential"

"Identity Confidential"

The father and son said it at the same time, and then smiled mysteriously at the same time.