Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

The original owner of this body was a man who enjoyed himself. Bajie also wanted to experience a flying tool made by mortals. However, Bajie and Hela were both undercover and could not fly.

In addition, Bajie is not only a gangster, he is also wanted by the CIA worldwide. Odin cannot revoke his wanted order.

He could only go back to Mexico first, where Bajie had dozens of passports, and then bought an American passport for Hela. The two of them went to New York together to join Pig Hogan's brother Happy Hogan.

Happy Hogan is Tony Stark's bodyguard and driver.

How can he be an agent of Stark if he has nothing to do with Stark Group? Tony Stark’s secretary and CEO of Stark Group, Pepper Potts, is Pig Hogan’s big backer, and people usually call him

Peppermint peppers.

After Pig Hogan's accident, he could have communicated with his brother and used Pepper's connections to settle things. But Pig Hogan, as a minor villain, was distracted and wanted to have a fight with CIA.

Bajie was a little confused when he first arrived, so he actually had a fight with the Avengers. After conquering Hela, Bajie went through the knowledge and information about the world in his mind.

Gods like Odin will not interfere too much with Blue Star's affairs, and Blue Star itself has many powerful ability users. To say they are powerful is a bit reluctant, and the strongest ones were beaten badly by Bajie.

In this world, there are more bad people with weird abilities. According to Bajie's understanding, those people are monsters lurking in the world.

Teaching scriptures, absorbing faith and so on are just incidental, and Odin did not set a time limit. The reason why Bajie went to New York was to play. This world is much more interesting than before.

Bajie used his own transformation technique to slightly adjust his appearance, making him look like Leonardo DiCaprio in his late twenties.

It's too handsome and boring, so that's pretty much it.

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Isn’t this sense of substitution coming? Don’t look at Bajie with superficial eyes. Bajie will undergo the Thirty-six Transformations of Tiangang. Pig Leonardo DiCaprio Bajie.

Ever since Bajie Ai changed his face and held Hela's hand, Hela was very happy. Haha, woman.

With all the procedures in place, I was finally able to fly. Planes are fast, several times faster than cars, but if something goes wrong, it will be a big deal. This experienced driver knows this.

The two of them took the American Airlines flight, which was good in every aspect, except that the stewardess was too old and ugly, which made Bajie feel a little regretful. Someone somehow recommended him flights with Hainan Airlines and Xiamen Airlines.

The first-class toilet is very big, but it's a pity that Hela didn't want it, otherwise Bajie would have experienced the thrill of "traveling 80,000 miles a day".

Speaking of which, Hela is really pitiful. As the virgin God of War, Odin's executioner. She charged forward, conquered countless worlds, and killed countless true and false gods. However, she was imprisoned by Odin for thousands of years because of her different ideas.

A thousand years ago, Hela's admirer stole an artifact and secretly rescued Hela. In return, Hela agreed to marry him. However, before the two could hold hands, the man was killed by a woman sent by Odin.

The God of War killed him.

Poor Hela's husband is dead, but she is still a virgin war god. Bajie laughed out loud when he heard it. It doesn't matter whether he is everywhere or not, the main thing is that the widow is so interesting.

Bajie held Hela's hand and walked out of the airport. Happy waved from a distance. Although his brother's actions were outrageous and resentful, he was his biological brother after all.

Sitting in Tony Stark's Rolls-Royce Phantom, the driver of Iron Man was driving. Bajie wanted to drive it himself, but Happy disagreed. He thought Bajie would be banned by the police if he drove too fast.

"Pig, I heard from our boss that you are also a superhero and can become as tall as the Stark Tower?" Happy looked at Bajie's girlfriend from the rearview mirror and found a topic to chat with Bajie.

Bajie looked at this cheap brother and wanted to laugh a little. The women who looked at his brother did not hide it. If you stretched your neck, you could see into the ditch. It is indeed an America with broken ethics.

"Did your boss say anything else?"

"He said it took some effort to knock you down. If Odin hadn't come over, he would have beaten the shit out of you."

"The shit didn't come out, but the fart collapsed." Bajie curled his lips. "Besides, I found that your boss is just like me."

"Not to mention that you are quite handsome like this, compared with some of our bosses."

"Happy, I'm not talking about face, I'm talking about shamelessness." Men are all the same, they like to brag and are shameless.

"Happy, Piggy, happy pig, your parents are so happy and innocent in naming you." Hela is not pretending to be cool, it's really because the names of these two guys are so funny.

"My father is an orphan. His original surname was Falk. He was adopted by the Hogans and then took the surname Hogan." Happy Hogan told Hella about his family's genealogy and the origin of his name.

The corners of Hela's mouth kept twitching. Fortunately, she was adopted, otherwise Bajie's name would be interesting.

"Pig, what do you plan to do when you come to New York to live permanently?" Happy asked about business.

"Continue to be a monk."

"Do you believe in Eastern religions?"

"A Western monk should be a priest." Bajie thought carefully and corrected his title.

"Why do you have such an idea? Besides, don't priests like little boys in the choir?" Happy said while giving Hela a hard look.

"After making enough money, I want to have a place to rest my soul." Bajie carefully recalled the little boy's story, and he suddenly discovered Hua Dian. The gods in the ancient world all loved to raise Taoist boys, and Tian Tiao was so perverted in the past.

The more Bajie thought about it, the more he thought about it. Erlangshen's pet was a roaring dog.

Junior Brother Sha is known as the Jade Emperor's lackey, General Rolling the Blind.

It is said that Tang Seng often asked Brother Monkey to turn into a female temptress to relieve his boredom. The one who changed the most was the king of the daughter country.

Brother Monkey endured the humiliation and endured heavy hardships in order to have the establishment of Xitian.

I, an old pig, can't change into a petite woman, so I got the position of Swill Bodhisattva. The more Bajie thought about it, he got further and further away from the topic.

...

It was so evil that Bajie didn't dare to think about it anymore. Then he thought about going further up, and the gods and Buddhas in the sky would break through the dimensional wall and come over to make him ashes.

"Hela, do you have a pet or a mount?" Bajie asked the virgin Hades executioner. He had a bad feeling.

"Fenrir, he was killed by Odin." Thinking of her mount, Hela felt a little sad, and there seemed to be moisture in her eyes.

Bajie saw this, and kept spitting it in his heart. When I mentioned that Odin killed your husband before, you were not so sad. fxxk, Bajie is jealous of a wolf.

"Let's not talk about such vulgar topics." Bajie suggested. "Happy, what do I need to prepare to spread my faith in New York?"

"I'm a driver, do you think I can understand this? I'll take you for three days first, and when you get used to the rhythm of New York, you can find an agent by yourself." Happy said and asked Bao from the rearview mirror.

Jie Fei gave two "you know" looks.

Bajie doesn’t understand, but Piggy does. The decadent and decadent life of capitalism is just like the hell in Western religions.

If I don't go to hell, who will? Bajie has robbed Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva of his great source. He wants to save all the female demons in New York hell.

The Hogan brothers arranged for Hella to stay at the Stark Hotel in New York and go straight to the Death Bar at Senputin Plaza on Sixth Avenue.

As soon as the Rolls-Royce Phantom parked at the door of the bar, the doorman and the black people watching the scene rushed up to him at the same time, and they were more attentive than the waiters waiting for the master.

Bajie has been teaching in Heaven and the West, but he has never seen such a diligent boy. Happy took out fifty dollars from his pocket and gave it to the black man, and then whispered a few words in his ear.

Bajie saw a black man up close for the first time. He was blacker than the black bear monster. "Happy, what did you say to the coal digger?" Bajie asked curiously.

Happy pulled Bajie inside and said mysteriously: "A trick that will help you pick up high-quality girls."

Bajie chuckled twice and followed Brother Cheap into the bar. The Death Bar adopts a retro decoration style, with crystal lamps and neon balls complementing each other, creating a flashy effect of drunkenness and wealth.

Those girls who wore as much as they could and exposed as much as they could were between the booths and the bar. The small dance floor in the bar was dancing wildly, and their exaggerated butt-lifting and hip-lifting movements made people imaginative.

The drunken beauties caught Bajie's eyes and penetrated the depths of his soul. His feet felt like they were about to step onto the dance floor and cooperate with the fairies.

At this time, he suddenly thought of the unbearable past of the Bodhisattvas recruiting sons-in-law to tease him. Bajie claimed that he was proficient in surviving battles and wanted to marry his three daughters together with their mother. However, he was hung up all night in the miserable wind and rain.

Bajie was stunned for a few seconds, then suddenly burst into the dance floor quickly.

Even if it is another game of Bodhisattva, I, the old pig, will accept it.

I care about food but not about fighting. That’s the kind of person I am, old pig.

There are only people like me in the world who are greedy for money, lustful and have no memory.