Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

Bajie twisted wildly to the rhythm of the music and the girls' movements. He rubbed his buttocks and breasts, and his eyes wandered wildly. A circle of hot girls gathered around Bajie.

I, Bajie, have a day when I am so popular with female fairies. Is this face so alluring?

While Bajie was dancing, he saw several couples of men and women racing wildly in the corner where light and shadow met. The world was going downhill. Just as Bajie finished sighing, the most enchanting black girl next to him held Bajie's shoulders and jumped on Bajie.

Those two long, straight legs tightly tightened around Bajie's waist like a curse.

Bajie followed suit and turned around twice before arriving at a corner. Bajie was lustful and had no idea about shame or rejection.

Thinking about it, Odin's robe saves trouble. When Bajie was about to do something, one big hand pulled the black girl off him, and the other hand pulled him to the other side.

"fxxk! Pig! Who the hell is messing with Huang's good deeds?" Bajie's resentment at this time was comparable to that of a dog guarding food, a sleepy pig, or a monkey eating peaches. He stretched out his hand and slapped the person who pulled him hard.

This slap blinded Happy, and the younger brother had indeed become unruly and unruly after being outside for two years.

Bajie saw the person coming clearly, and just when he felt that the attack was too harsh, he was suddenly attracted by the beauty next to Happy. He didn't care about the long-legged black girl, let alone comfort Happy who had received a slap in the face.

"Pig, this is..." Before Happy could finish his words, Bajie put his big hand on his mouth and pushed him away.

"Let's talk for a while, I want to tease a decent woman." Bajie's angry expression suddenly revealed a smile, his squinted eyes looked more and more unseemly, and he clapped his hands and made a piping sound.

"Little lady, does this sound good? Xiaxiaxiaxia..." Bajie walked to the woman aggressively, smiling like a pig eating cabbage.

"Pige, you are becoming more and more unruly." The woman did not back away and scolded Bajie with sharp eyes.

"Little lady, you are quite good-looking, but you always have a stern face, which makes you look weak." Bajie looked at the woman's appearance and pressed the "Photograph Book" and said.

"What do you mean?" the woman frowned.

"You look cool and aloof, but your skin is too pale; your figure is graceful but not curvy enough; your facial features are exquisite and contain infinite silence and noise, but your lips are too thin. That's why you are said to be unattractive."

"What does being arrogant mean?" The woman was actually attracted by Bajie's words and followed Bajie's guidance to ask.

"Good question." Bajie said as he pushed the woman against the wall.

"Being angry means that your first husband will die because of marrying you, and you will become a widow."

Happy next to him stamped his feet anxiously and wanted to interrupt, but was always pushed away by Bajie.

"Haha, nonsense, do you know who I am?"

"It doesn't matter who you are, what's important is that I can help you get rid of your arrogance." After Bajie said that, he held up the posture of a wild boar and kissed the woman forcefully.

"Pig, stop it, that's Miss Pepper Potts." Happy pulled Bajie hard, but Bajie was like a pig holding on to his food, refusing to let go.

The three of them were in a stalemate for five minutes, and Bajie finally let go of Little Pepper.

"piapiapia..." Little Pepper slapped Bajie more than a dozen times. He was out of breath just now, and now he was using too much force. Little Pepper was a little short of oxygen, and he was panting and didn't speak.

"What's wrong, your husband will die after five years of marriage. I'll settle it for you once and for all when we open a room."

Seeing that Bajie was still talking nonsense, Happy kicked him on the butt, "Miss Pepper, CEO of Stark Group, she supplies all your arms."

Bajie chirped, chirped, it was so delicious. He touched his face again. This face was so cute, it seemed that it didn't work well with this woman.

Bajie doesn't care about the CEO or anything like that. His mana has been restored and he is still the god of Asgard. He has a free super thug. It's not like he can do whatever he wants on this blue star!

Bajie just didn't want to force anyone. Of course, the forced kiss just now didn't count, the dozens of slaps he received were just like massaging his facial muscles.

"It seems Tony is right. You can take him to the basement." Pepper calmed down and turned to leave.

"Little lady, don't take my words seriously. If you want to solve your problem, I have to help you." Bajie reminded Little Pepper loudly.

"Pig, have you made enough trouble?" Happy was exhausted mentally and physically, and his eyes were filled with regret.

"Don't bother me when I'm picking up girls. That slap was so unfair." Bajie turned around and said to Happy, half complaining and half comforting.

"Hey! Let's go, let's do business first, and then you can do as much as you want." Happy sighed, pulling Bajie towards the back of the bar.

Bajie had no doubt that he was there and waited for Happy to leave.

"Happy, what did you just say to that black man?" Bajie asked, not forgetting the scene at the door.

"Let him put on a show and say in front of the girl that he has parked your Rolls-Royce, but there is no need now."

"Why is it not necessary? Although it's very low to show off like this, I don't think it's too much for me."

"fxxk, you just beat up Iron Man's driver and forcibly kissed Iron Man's girlfriend. Let alone a girl. Tomorrow the New York Times will report on your feat. You are so famous." Happy said bitterly.

Bajie thought about Iron Man Tony Strike's energy and social status. It seemed that it would be quite satisfying to show off by slapping Iron Man in the face. If the people of New York knew that Iron Man was jumped two miles away by Zhu Bajie, what would the old pig do?

Not even on the cover of Time.

"By the way, Happy, you must not have any thoughts about that woman, you are not strong enough!" Bajie reminded Happy.

Happy saw Bajie speaking seriously, and his heart skipped a beat. He said something so scary. Should he remind his boss?

Bajie followed Happy down the elevator, and unexpectedly arrived at the sewer. There was a motorboat in the wide sewer. Bajie was a little confused, but he still followed Happy onto the boat.

"Zhuri, where are you taking me?"

"You will know after a while that New York is a big city, and if you want to hang out here, you need the approval and permission of some people." Happy said.

"Isn't our backstage Stark?"

"Let me go, do you still know that's our backstage? Just now you did that to Miss Pepper." Happy said angrily and slapped the steering wheel.

"I just beat you and you weren't angry. Why are you so angry now?" Bajie asked curiously.

Happy gasped for breath, looking at his incompetent brother, struggling in his heart.

"Hey!" Happy stopped the motorboat, "You should run away quickly, stay away from New York, and preferably away from the United States."

When Bajie saw that Happy said this without thinking, he quickly used his pig brain to guess what was going on. This cheap brother still values ​​brotherhood.

"Speak clearly, or I won't leave." Bajie pretended to be confused and yelled at Happy in a silly manner.

Happy didn't hide anything when he saw this, and directly told Bajie about Iron Man's plan.

Happy is very loyal to Tony Stark. As soon as Bajie told him the news of coming to New York, he told Pepper and Tony Stark.

Tony Stark directly ordered Happy to lure Bajie into a trap he set and capture him with three Hulkbuster armors.

Happy and Pepper appealed to Tony. They said that Pig was a good boy, but he got into bad habits because of Stark Group's business. If Pig's super power is used well, it will also be helpful to Iron Man.

, if Pig can be introduced to the Avengers, it will be a great help for the peace of Blue Star.

Iron Man agreed to their proposal, but he was still prepared with both hands. If Pig was too evil, let him try the power of the Hulkbuster armor.

As a result, as soon as they met, Bajie bullied Pei Bo almost to death.

Hearing this, Bajie was angry!

Bullshit Iron Man, old pig, I came to this world and had no choice but to be a dog for Odin because I couldn't beat him. Why the hell do you want me to be a dog when you can't even handle my shit?

When Bajie came to this world, he was very bloated. The protagonist, Destiny's Child, and the time-traveler Lao Zhu didn't bother anyone.

Bajie pretended to be remorseful and asked Hapi to find Iron Man to apologize. Seeing that his brother was dejected and even shed tears, Hapi started a motorboat and went underground to an abandoned factory.

Bajie knocked Happy unconscious with a strike of his hand. You must have some conscience, otherwise I, old pig, will eat you as a snack. Old pig, I have seen what kind of Hulkbuster armor you have. Bajie appeared in the empty space of the factory leisurely.

On the ground.