Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

Chapter 12 Knowing Pig-Man beats Spider-Man

This monk is still a capable master. Bajie curled his lips and said, "We can talk about the future later? I just want to know who brought me into this world."

"The deal we made, if you help me complete this little thing, I will tell you everything I know about you," Gu Yi said with a smile.

Bajie thought it was acceptable. What people fear most is the unknown, and they are least afraid of the unknown. But when you have the ability to understand the unknown, you can't wait.

"Then tell me what happened."

"When someone asks you for help, you reject him and then bring him to me, and then I will tell you what I know."

"What's his name?"

"Stephen Strange, please."

The powerful gods plot against the small ones, and the small ones scheme against the mortals. In this chess game of heaven and earth, everyone is a pawn. Bajie is now deeply bound to Hela Odin, and he doesn’t know what kind of pawn he is.

"It's easy to talk, it's easy to talk. You can figure things out. In addition to telling me about a powerful person, can you help me, old pig, look at the future?" Bajie also made his own request.

"Although I can't see your future, you will always exist in other people's futures. Generally speaking, it is chaos and has ruined many women." Master Gu Yi still had the same smile, with disgust in it.

When Bajie heard this, he felt happy. It didn't matter what kind of chaos it was. It could ruin a lot, which meant that he lived a long life.

"Is there one more thing that I need help from the Immortal?" Gu Yi still had the kind of smile that would repel people thousands of miles away.

"you say."

"I beg you to let go of Iron Man Tony Stark, he is very important to the future of Blue Star." This was Gu Yi's request.

"What benefits can I get?" Mu De, who ambushed me several times, still got someone to intercede.

"He is hiding in S.H.I.E.L.D., and there is a powerful monster there. Even Odin can't deal with that monster. This is a piece of information and a reminder." Gu Yi said.

Bajie frowned and thought deeply. When he first came to this world, he met a god-king like Odin and a magic weapon on the mage's chest. It's not unusual for SHIELD to have powerful mythical beasts.

"I'll just give the mage a favor and promise not to kill that Iron Man."

"Haha." Gu Yi still had the same smile that made Bajie want to hit someone.

"Is there something I don't know whether to ask or not?" Bajie didn't like Gu Yi's smile, and the man seemed to be a fairly kind old official, so he spoke provocatively.

Gu Yi nodded to Bajie to ask questions.

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

Bajie asked maliciously, but Gu Yi didn't take it seriously: "Is Guanyin a boy or a girl?"

Bajie immediately understood that this mage also practices form and formlessness. Those who practice this type of Zen practice are due to the interference of external demons. It seems that her magic power is related to external demons.

Bajie took a closer look at the hanging ring on her hand and the strangely powerful eye-shaped pendant on her chest.

The main body is weak but the magic power is strong. The magic power comes entirely from external demons. This is very similar to the magic of the ancient gods. However, the magic of magic itself requires the possession of gods, and the body is considered strong. The weakness of this mage is too obvious. As long as it is close to the body

, can be killed with one knife.

Bajie saw through Gu Yi's magic tricks, so he spoke even more mercilessly: "By the way, the mage also married a wife, right?"

In ancient times, there was neither joy nor sorrow, and only the Eight Precepts made fun of them.

"Master, do you think it's better to have a wife or to be married?" Bajie raised his eyebrows and pursed his lips, feeling that this was a reasonable question.

"Being married at the same time is called happiness. You can try it."

Bajie thought that Gu Yi was still silent, but he didn't expect Gu Yi to fight back. Hearing Gu Yi's words, Bajie clamped his legs together. He is also an experienced driver.

"Are the Master's husband and wife still there?"

"When the smoke disappears, start all over again." After Gu Yi said these words, he stopped paying attention to Bajie, drew a circle with the ring hanging on his right hand, and left Mount Everest.

Is she also a widow?

When Bajie came to this world, he had already met several widows, or women who were about to become widows. If some great power really brought him to this world, then the great power was most likely bored and wanted to see Bajie and the women who were about to become widows.

The story of a group of widows.

The romance between Zhu Bajie and Marvel Widows.

Bajie thought wildly, it would be good if this were the case.

Yuan Shenxiu entered the body, Bajie sensed the position of the tightening curse, and left the wind and snow land on the clouds.

Two hours later, Bajie appeared in Midwest City, New York, which is Hell's Kitchen where most of Marvel's time-travelers first arrived.

Hela did not stay at the Stark Hotel. Bajie thought about it and understood the reason. Iron Man would definitely send people to capture Hela. He didn’t know whether Hela was captured or escaped. Without a cloak and a luminous sword

Hela is not much stronger than the mortal Black Widow.

When Bajie came to Stark's territory, he couldn't show up with his fatal peach blossom face, so he turned into a big black fat man wearing Lakers No. 34. The tightening spell could only target an area. If he wanted to find Hela, he could only find it.

I can ask with my mouth and see with my eyes.

Of course, there is also a quick way, that is, Bajie takes the cloak out of the inner world of Yuanshen. The cloak will instantly find Hela, and then Hela will do whatever she wants on the Blue Star and smash New York to pieces.

In that case, Odin would probably seal Bajie and Hela together.

So Bajie could only try his luck.

I originally wanted to spread the gospel to Blue Star, but I didn't expect to be beaten by the mortals of Blue Star as a demon. It is too difficult to spread faith on this planet, no wonder Odin quit step by step.

Bajie walked into a dark alley. The alley was less than six feet wide. On both sides of the alley stood more than a dozen women wearing heavy makeup and shivering from the cold. They were not too young and were still working so hard to make a living.

Bajie looked around, but there wasn't anything good, but if someone stacked a buff for him, Bajie might be willing to give it a try.

"Are there any widows here?" Bajie shouted, and more than a dozen women looked at him like they were idiots.

Bajie was a little embarrassed. He kept the door ajar even though he disliked the poor and preferred the rich. He lifted his legs and walked forward. The legs that had been broken by the Hulkbuster armor were still limping.

An old woman wearing fishnet stockings held a cigarette. When Bajie passed by her, she pursed her red lips like chili peppers and blew out a puff of smoke.

Bajie choked and coughed twice. The smoke was so strong that it was as strong as Iron Man's Aqua Regia. Just as he was about to walk out of this path of desire, Bajie was pulled by a slightly younger man.

"Do you like playing Widow?"

"That's right, but I'm not playing today. I want to inquire about the whereabouts of a widow." Bajie shook off the woman's hand and left quickly. He used enough powder to bake a pot of pancakes, turned around and popped the powder off, and what the hell

It was like snow. The most disgusting thing was that Bajie saw this guy’s Adam’s apple.

Bajie couldn't help but think of Gu Yi's wedding at the same time!

Bajie didn't take two steps when he was stopped by three black men, who looked like chicken heads.

"Hey, Cheek, it's wrong to have sex for free, my friend." The dreadlocked man in the lead played with the folding knife in his hand and his mouth was filled with the smell of curry.

"You can't just ask for money for a trip to Daoyin, right?" Bajie slapped his belly with both hands, and the waves of flesh were rolling, which was full of pressure.

When the three of them saw Bajie acting very tough, they immediately became excited and finally found someone to beat him up. A few old chickens not far away also excitedly started to stir up trouble.

"Tom, this fat man just became your father, you must teach him a lesson for your mother." The old woman in the Tuba smoking cessation circle shouted the most arrogantly. It turned out that her son was having sex (9), and my mother was selling it.

"Brother Tom, he just left my place, he must pay double the price." This damn ladyboy even slapped his butt.

"We are all black. Let us let you go with two hundred dollars, or we will turn you into a piece of stinking shit." Tom said as he reached out and tried to slap Bajie on the face.

Bajie was not used to these bugs, so he held Tom's arm hard.

"Gaba"

There was a crisp sound.

Tom whimpered in pain, and several people nearby heard the sound of broken bones and Tom's shouts. A gust of cold air rushed from the Tianling Cap to the tail bone, spinning in a circle and reaching his heels.

When the old woman in fishnet stockings saw her son being beaten, she took off her high heels, put them in her hand, and hit Bajie on the head. Bajie turned around and smashed the old woman's nose flat with his head, turning it into a big cake.

Face.

Seeing the woman swaying and falling, the remaining two gangsters and the other women were stunned.

Bajie slapped one of the gangsters' eight teeth, and then asked: "Have you ever seen a two-meter-tall woman who looks a little cold?"

The little gangster nodded, and Bajie was surprised. He was so lucky, and he got clues as soon as he asked.

"Where is she?"

"You were invited away by the boss of the smuggling group. I don't know where exactly?"

Although the gangster was stammering and leaking words, he didn't look like he was lying. From the information he revealed, it can be seen that Hela was not caught by Iron Man, and she also successfully infiltrated the local underground kingdom because of her superb skills.

When you have a target, it's easy to find someone. Zhengda Bajie was about to search for information about the underground world of New York from Pig's memory. He was kicked over by a little man who fell from the sky.

"I saw you hitting women a mile away. Although women are annoying, you hit them too hard."

"Oh, you're so fat, but you're pretty good at it. Which fitness club did you train at?"

"Oh my god, you eat too much junk food, I can surf on your belly..."

Bajie was so annoyed by such a talkative kid that he kept nagging him endlessly. He deliberately sold it to Spider-Man and let Spider-Man, who was wearing an ill-fitting tights, punch him twice. Bajie grabbed Spider-Man's shoulders with both hands and then pushed into his arms.

As soon as it was pulled inside, Spider-Man was pulled hard by Bajie to his buttocks, and then his buttocks, which were bigger than a millstone, sat down.

"Oh, no, I don't like the way you massaged me."

"...How long has it been since you washed your butt?" Spider-Man was so ecstatic that Bajie sat on him. He tried his best to break free.

"You can share this smell with Iron Man." Bajie stood up and left the alley. It's a pity that it was a male spider, otherwise Lao Zhu would relive his old dream with you.

When Bajie came out of the alley, he had transformed into another person. He was an ordinary white man. He then took out the corresponding driver's license from the inner world of Yuanshen. Fortunately, Bajie was well prepared in Mexico and all the documents were authentic. Because of these

Everyone was killed by gangs in Mexico.

Bajie has a new name, Ben Decker, a freelancer in New York. Now that he knows that Hela is not in danger, he can temporarily take a break from looking for Hela. Hela has not been given a mobile phone.

What a mistake.

However, Bajie's mobile phone was also lost in the fight with the Hulkbuster armor. He had to buy a mobile phone first and see if he could rent a house to live in. Renting a house is much safer than staying in a hotel.

The mobile phone was quickly obtained. Bajie bought a newspaper and looked through the housing rental information. Several apartments in Queens were quite good.

Bajie was very interested in sharing apartments and took a taxi to the front of Jackson Apartments in Long Island, Queens. It was an old-fashioned American apartment, clean and old-fashioned, with a total height of 12 floors.

Bajie entered the apartment and took the elevator to the eighth floor. He had already communicated with the owner on the phone and came to see the house directly. If both parties felt it was suitable, they could move in tonight. Bajie knocked on the door of room 808.

Not long after, a sexy and charming mature woman with big chestnut waves opened the door. Bajie couldn't help but feel his throat swell when he looked at the beauty's vest and hot pants in front of him.

"Is this Mrs. May Parker? I'm Ben Decker, come here to look at the house."

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