Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

"You are different from what I imagined. I like your eyebrows." May Parker looked at Bajie's plain face and his tall and straight nose, and couldn't help but think a little more.

"You keep staring at my nose. I thought you admired my nose more." The two leaned against the door frame and chatted.

"I look at your beard again. It's also very straight. It looks a bit like your eyebrows, like four eyebrows." May Parker winked.

"I can't wait to rent your room so I can see you every day." Bajie likes the American culture. There is no need to be ambiguous first and then test, and there is no need to create an environment of solitude and then figure out the other person's psychology. Express directly.

I sleep with your idea. If the other party agrees, it will be a matter of course. If not, neither party's time is wasted.

"Then you come in and take a look at my house." May Parker turned around, twisted her waist, swung her peach, and walked for more than ten steps in a charming manner.

"Mrs. Parker, isn't your husband at home?" Bajie felt that this woman hadn't seen a man in several years, but it was better to ask clearly. After asking clearly, he looked at the house and the palace.

May Parker walked into a bedroom. There was only a bed and a table. It was cramped and small, and the ceiling was very low, which made it feel very depressing.

But if a mature person is leaning on the bed with his legs crossed, the room will feel like a hair salon.

"It's been five years since my husband passed away. Are you satisfied with this bedroom?" May Parker twisted her body and crossed her legs like a Sharon Stone as she spoke.

"Satisfied." Bajie was already dumbfounded. He still knew how to play Yangma. The moment he changed his legs, Bajie wished he was Wu Dalang.

"Do you think a thousand dollars a month is appropriate?" May Parker changed legs again.

Bajie looked around his neck and saw nothing.

"It's suitable." Bajie simply stepped forward and sat next to May Parker. "The bed is also quite comfortable."

"The more you shake it, the more you'll pay a few more months' rent if it's comfortable." The eyelashes are seductive, the red lips are arousing, and Bajie wants to be the master.

May Parker rejected Bajie and said, "The rent hasn't been paid yet?"

Isn’t it just money? Am I the kind of person who does prostitution for free? Bajie took out his wallet and threw it into a ditch, about to open up. However, he used too much force and thrust directly onto the bed, and the beauty underneath him didn’t know what to do.

How did it actually get out of Bajie's armpit?

Bajie sat up and looked at May Parker who was standing at the door of the bedroom with a confused look on his face. May Parker took out three thousand dollars from Bajie's wallet, and then threw the wallet at Bajie.

"Three months' rent, and I can extend it if I want to live there later." After Mei said this coldly, she turned around and left the room.

"Pig day." Bajie was angry. This honey trap always works for him. Money is a small thing, you can't leave me here to make me unable to get up or down.

There were still two thousand in his wallet. Bajie pushed open the door and came out to the living room. No one was there. There seemed to be movement in the kitchen. Bajie took two quick steps and saw May Parker cutting potatoes in the kitchen. When Bajie was about to speak, he tied himself up with an apron.

The tightly wrapped May Parker spoke first.

"Dinner will probably take an hour. Mr. Decker, you can watch some TV first." May Parker gave Bajie a sweet smile.

When she first walked in, she was a lonely slut. She had just finished swindling money and was as cold as ice. She looked like she should stay away from strangers. Now she has become a good wife and mother.

"Rent a house and take care of the food?" Bajie asked.

"Breakfast and dinner are included in the rent." Mei smiled so kindly that Bajie couldn't help but want to hurt her.

"Then let's write this in the rent contract." Bajie suggested.

May Parker stopped what he was doing and took out a contract and a pen from his apron pocket. It seemed that he was well prepared.

Bajie laughed when he saw May Parker's smiling face. He took the contract and read through the simple contract in a few seconds.

"The rent includes breakfast and dinner. It should be added that the tenant must be fully fed.

Another one should at least have the concept of liquidated damages, how about one hundred thousand dollars?" Bajie looked at Mei.

May Parker's smile was a bit stiff. This person is very confident in his appetite. Do you want to eat at Parker's house? A dollar hamburger will fill you up, and it won't last you.

"No problem." May Parker had a printer at home. She found the secretly assigned key, opened Peter Parker's room, and skillfully opened the computer to enter the password. Peter Parker's desktop background was Iron Man, the guy Bajie hated.

After one operation, two identical contracts were printed out. Bajie took a look at them and signed them with his fingerprints. Maypack also signed and fingerprinted them.

In the end, the two of them shook hands with their own motives.

May Parker: This guy is so easy to deceive. I thought I had to use my beauty to lure him into signing the contract, but I didn’t expect it to be so easy.

Zhu Bajie: Let you feel the absurdity of being assigned a Bodhisattva status by the Tathagata just because you can eat.

Bajie left the kitchen and a half-year-old child pushed in the door. The two looked at each other. Bajie recognized the indistinct Spider-Man, and Spider-Man felt surprised and familiar with the stranger in the house.

Spider-Man held his waist and walked to the door of his room. Although it was a stranger, it seemed impolite not to say hello.

"Hi! Are you Aunt May's new boyfriend?" Peter Parker asked with a fake smile.

“It was supposed to be”

When Bajie heard Peter Parker's voice, combined with the scent he left on him, he realized that the half-grown boy in front of him was the chivalrous fool.

"Will you stay the night?" Peter asked what he was most concerned about.

"Obviously, kid."

"I want to ask you a favor."

"Say, kid, as long as I can do it."

"I have to go to school tomorrow, so try not to make any noise." Peter said seriously.

Bajie was inexplicably happy. This girl is really open-minded. Moreover, this child is too precocious. He often hears his mother shouting cheers from next door, but he still has a heart to help others. What an interesting family.

"I won't let her say anything. What's your name?" Bajie was curious about Spider-Man's true identity.

"Peter Parker, you can just call me Peter. Besides, I mainly hate the sound of men's voices. They're too girly."

"Ahem" Bajie said with a constipated expression on his face. What kind of kid is this?

"Is Peter back? Dinner will be ready in a moment." May Parker's voice came from the kitchen.

"Then are the sounds you usually hear as high as this?" Bajie asked in a low voice.

"It's more grandiose than this." Peter Parker entered the room without saying a word and closed the door.

Exaggeration is in the nature of performance. Bajie sat on the sofa and touched his belly. Bajie came to this world just to enjoy it. He has no good or evil in his heart. He only acts according to his heart. He is preaching for Odin and so on.

By the way, the most important thing at this stage is to eat up the landlady.

It is said that the widows in this world are all approaching Bajie, and Bajie can't figure out what the main tone of this world is. Old people who read books know that this world is the Marvel world, and Bajie named this world Widow World.

Bajie's angle of insertion into this world is very tricky. Spider-Man's Aunt Mei is also a widow. Who are you going to ask to explain this?

Pig·Marvel Widow Guardian·Bajie.

Bajie and Aunt Mei were both looking forward to a bright future, and Peter Parker rushed into the kitchen from the room.

"Mei, why do you always peek at my computer?"

"I just printed out a contract and didn't look for the radio gymnastics in your D drive."

"Oh, my Mei, you can't wait for me to come back. Besides, that's cheerleading."

"Why should the football team let a 16-meter-tall guy wear a miniskirt to be a cheerleader? Don't hide it Parker, I've been here too."

"Can people who come here bring different men into the house?"

"That person is a tenant."

"Those people before were also tenants. Mei, you can find a stable boyfriend who is manly. I don't mind. You don't have to always find tenants to relieve your loneliness."

"Pia!"

Finally, he was slapped. Bajie listened with his ears straight up and was very engrossed.

Peter Parker walked out of the kitchen with his head lowered and was in a very depressed mood. Today, he was beaten by a bad guy despite being a hero. That was the beginning of all the bad moods.

"Maybe your mother is really short of money, so she charged me a thousand dollars for that small room." Bajie interrupted at the right time.

Peter Parker immediately understood that this man was really a tenant.

"That's my Aunt May, who is better than my mother." Peter Parker's voice was very high, and May could hear it clearly in the kitchen.

Both Parkers thought Mr. Ben Decker was a good man.

An hour later, the three of them sat at the dining table. They had a sumptuous dinner, including a bowl of various kinds of bread, a dozen sausages that looked like Bajie's nose, roasted potatoes and a large pot of soup.

Bajie and Mei looked at each other at the same time. I want to see how much you can eat.

Bajie filled a bowl of soup, picked up a piece of bread with sausages, and ate slowly. May Parker breathed a sigh of relief. Judging from the eating appearance, the amount of food should be normal.

Three minutes later, Bajie wiped his mouth and said, "Thank you for the dinner, Mrs. Parker. It was very delicious."

Mei looked up and down at Mr. Ben Decker, who was 1.9 meters tall. He didn't eat as much as a woman like herself.

Bajie stepped into his room and went to find a lawyer tomorrow to get the contract fair. You won't be able to refuse it even if you want to.