Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

"Why can't I think of something called self-help with my pig brain? May Parker can't bleed heavily today. It seems like the day is wrong."

Bajie muttered and followed Mei into the restaurant with Peter Parker. Forty dollars a head, you can eat whatever you want. This woman cheated her out of three thousand dollars and wanted to give something back. She was a conscientious bitch. No matter what kind of bitch,

Bajie will all pass by.

Bajie knows a little about the prices of things in this world. Forty dollars is not a small amount. This restaurant is somewhat conscientious. There is a limited supply of lobsters, crabs, oysters, and beef. You can eat as much as you like.

May Parker took one portion of each of the limited-supply foods. She hadn’t eaten seafood for a long time, and she could finally have a luxury this time. She had been struggling with bringing Bajie here for a long time. However, Bajie didn’t follow her to get the seafood.

Look around.

"Mr. Dirk, is there nothing to your liking?"

"Although I have been hungry for three days, I suddenly have no appetite for food." I was ready to scare the woman with my empty stomach, but I didn't expect that the forty dollars would divert the damage.

"You can eat whatever you want, as my apology." May Parker was short of money recently, so he used seduction to trick Bajie out of some money.

"Yeah! Then I'll eat whatever I want." Bajie agreed casually.

Dragon liver and phoenix marrow were eaten in heaven, and people with wolfish hearts and dog-like lungs also ate it. Simple meals can also be dealt with on the way to seek Buddhist scriptures. Therefore, it doesn't matter to Bajie whether the food is good or bad, as long as it is sufficient.

Bajie walked near the beef burgers and picked up one of them.

Maypac sniffed, what a tasteless man he was, he just ate some hamburger.

She watched Bajie put the burger aside, then picked up the other burgers, one bite at a time. Half a minute later, all the beef burgers on the table were gone.

Bajie ate faster and faster, and Maypace became more and more panicked, and she began to do mental calculations.

Counting five knives each, he ate 32 in one go, totaling 160 knives. For breakfast, he ate less, maybe 20 knives, which totaled 260 knives a day, a month, a month...

Maypac's mathematics was definitely taught by an American teacher.

"Parker, come here, what is 260 times 30?"

"Seven thousand or nine." Peter Parker's mathematics was also taught by his biology teacher.

Hearing this exaggerated number, May Parker felt dizzy, and the lobsters and crabs on the plate seemed to be laughing at her.

"Aunt Mei, what's wrong with you?" Peter quickly supported his guardian.

"Maybe it's ischemia."

"Didn't your menstrual period just pass?"

When May Parker heard Peter's words, he was suddenly very sad. The child was disobedient when he was older. He finally deceived a wealthy man and had to pay for it himself, a liquidated damages of 100,000 dollars.

Before May Parker could feel sad about spring and autumn, Zhu Bajie was already surrounded by several children, including Peter.

"Aunt Mei, come and see, Mr. Decker is a big eater."

May Parker wandered over and took out one of the chicken burgers next to the beef burger, and ate the rest in order from one end to the other. Thirty-two more.

A chicken patty costs four dollars, which is a little over six thousand dollars in a month. If you add one, it's almost ten thousand and fourteen. Why the hell are you saying that you have no appetite? If you're so hungry, you won't be able to pick up the moon and eat it. May Parker shed tears.

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After finishing the chicken burger, I turned around to eat the pork burger, and the children surrounding Zhu Bajie started counting for him.

"67, 68, 69, 70, keep going. Why don't you eat?"

"Is there anything to drink?" Bajie was a little dry.

"Can I have beer?" Peter was very strong and carried a bucket of beer to Bajie.

"Gudonggudonggudong..."

Zhu Bajie's astonishing behavior finally alerted the restaurant management and he ate more than seventy hamburgers in one go. He had been hungry in Afghanistan for several years.

When the restaurant manager came with two waiters and saw Bajie drinking beer from a bucket, they were dumbfounded. They didn't dare to disturb Bajie. They also wanted to see how his belly could hold the forty liters of beer.

The water level keeps dropping, it's amazing how you can drink beer like this without foaming.

The manager was sure that the man had drank the beer into his stomach, but his stomach was only slightly swollen. With so many people watching, he couldn't kick him out. What should he do?

At this time, a lady walked up to the manager and said with tears, "I'm really sorry, that's my friend. I didn't know he was so good at eating."

"You don't know how much you can eat, right?" the manager asked.

May Parker nodded, and then he and the manager listened to the crowd count.

The three kinds of "93, 94, 95, 96" burgers hadn't been baked yet, so Bajie turned to the other side, where there should be a big pot of pasta and various barbecued meats.

The manager estimated that the guest would have to eat for a while, so he suddenly had an idea and took out his cell phone. Everyone saw this and took out their cell phones. May Parker took out his cell phone while wiping his tears. If he becomes famous, I will still be his landlord.

Bajie ate around and felt that the beer was good, so he asked Peter to carry a bucket. He was so full that he could slip away.

Zhu Bajie was surrounded like a star, with dozens of mobile phones held up high to record videos, and he was quite enjoying it.

It is a kind of enjoyment to eat well by oneself, and it is also a kind of enjoyment to watch others eat well. Look at how popular mukbang is now. If Bajie starts mukbang and eats it in one city after another, how big a sensation it will cause.

After the bucket was drained, everyone was still recording. Bajie also felt quite accomplished. He didn't need anyone to persuade him to drink. "Since everyone likes it, I will drink another bucket." Spider-Man does not punish evil and promote good.

Waiter.

"Mr. Decker, can you drink white wine?"

"Have a bucket."

"Okay." Peter happily went to carry the whiskey.

May Parker looked at Bajie, she stopped crying, she could do whatever she wanted, selling herself would not be enough for this man.

"There is an idiom in China called wine sacks and rice sacks, and that's what I'm talking about." Bajie also had a leisurely and elegant attitude and was bragging to the crowd. By the way, he took a look at May Parker, and the woman's pear blossoms and rain were quite interesting.

Wine is a matchmaker. I will force you to submit tonight.

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May Parker drove the two men back to their residence in his little shabby car. He didn't say a word to Bajie the whole time, but Bajie was not lonely at all. Peter, who was like a fly, kept nagging.

"Mr. Dirk, you didn't go to the toilet even once. Everything you ate went somewhere. It's amazing."

"It all turned into strength." Bajie said and arched his biceps.

"Looks like I need to eat more." Peter thought of a fat black man who sat himself under his butt.

When she heard Peter say she wanted to eat more, Mei almost drove her car into a streetlight.

"Mr. Dirk, what was your previous occupation?" Peter never stopped talking.

Bajie rubbed his belly habitually.

"Being in the navy, carrying burdens, building roads, being a group favorite, eating leftovers, basically everything," Bajie said leisurely.

"The group favorite is also my ideal. I think the group favorite is the c-ranking person." Peter expressed his understanding.

Hey, this naughty kid really knows how to talk. Just as Bajie was about to praise Peter, Mei braked suddenly and made the two people in the back seat dodge. A bright light hit Mei's face, and two policemen outside asked her to show her driver's license.

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The flashlight looked around the back seat again and found that they were all white. The policeman returned the driver's license to Mei.

"Sir, please get out of the car and get checked," a policeman said.

Bajie got out of the car obediently. He has all the documents, he is white, and he has a lawyer with a salary of one hundred thousand a year. You won't arrest me for eating two more mouthfuls of food. I wear a mask when I go to the pub.

The two led Bajie to a Grand Cherokee, where a slender woman with short hair held a strange instrument in her hand.

She looks good, and her legs and butt muscles are very strong, but I don't know if she is a widow, but this woman's clothes are exactly the same as the black widow, so she must be a widow. Bajie touched his belly with his right hand, wondering if he wanted to tease her.

A green line swept Bajie from head to toe, and then waved his hand to indicate that Bajie could leave.

Bajie did not tease the woman because he saw Hawkeye and Captain America in the back seat through the gap in the driver's seat of the Cherokee. This was because SHIELD had doubts about the identity of the Big Eater and came over for a routine inspection. The Black Widow did not come.

It's a pity, Bajie really likes to tie her up.

Silently talking all the way, the three of them returned to the apartment. Peter Parker was sent to bed early by Mei. She felt that he should have a showdown with Bajie, otherwise he would really be poor.

The two sat face to face at the dining table, and Mei didn't know what to say.

"First make a pot of tea, and then some midnight snack." Bajie said, rubbing his belly.

fxxk Late night snack, you can still eat it.

Mei obediently went to make tea, not knowing how he would deal with her. She also wanted to deceive someone, because her IQ would only attract wolves into the house. Even 260 times 30 is not enough, her IQ was really worrying.

Bajie ate the biscuits baked by Mei and sipped black tea with sugar while waiting for Mei to speak.

"Mr. Decker, why don't I refund the money to you and you can move out." Mei was a little embarrassed to say this.

"I think you're quite shameless, so I won't be shameless. I'll make the contract fair." Bajie took a sip of hot tea and said shamelessly very calmly.

"I don't understand." May Parker was not in the mood to play second-guessing, so he put his legs together and folded his arms in front of his chest. In psychology, this is called defense and self-protection.

"After we signed the contract, we must act according to the contract. If you give me one hundred thousand, I will move out immediately." Bajie sipped black tea and rubbed his belly.

I can’t tell that this guy knows anything about the law, or that he’s just a bad lawyer. May Parker is heartbroken. Zhu Bajie is so thoughtful, who can he ask to reason with?

Bajie only regretted that he knew how to sign the contract too late. Otherwise, he would have been able to live happily in the prehistoric times.

"What on earth do you want?" Mei started to sob, but she didn't know whether Bajie would always pity her.

"I just wanted to sleep with you from the beginning." Bajie gulped down the ginseng fruit in one mouthful. He didn't understand anything about being rude to a beautiful woman.

Mei knew she couldn't hide, so she kept sobbing silently, "My life is so miserable. My husband died when I was in my thirties, and I am alone in raising other people's children... ugh..."

"If you don't say anything, I'll take it as your acquiescence."

After Bajie finished speaking, Maypack cried even louder, but he still nodded to verify whether the nose was really big. However, after hearing what Bajie said next, Maypacker was so embarrassed that he couldn't cry anymore.

"Come on, let's write another document!"

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There was nothing to say all night. Actually, it was quite noisy.

Readers are not short of that traffic, but I still want to continue to contribute in the future, so I have to keep a low profile.

All three of them got up late, but luckily it was the weekend.

Peter Parker was polluted by the noise in the first half of the night, and fell asleep in the second half of the night after he got used to it.

Aunt Mei got some food casually, while Bajie and Aunt Mei only drank a cup of coffee. Only Peter ate with gusto.

"Why don't you eat?" Peter asked casually.

"She ate too much last night." Bajie was in high spirits.

"It hurts." Aunt Mei frowned and rubbed her belly.

Peter was thoughtful and trying to use his imagination.

Maypac felt that he had said the wrong thing, so he quickly changed his position and said to Peter: "I plan to marry Mr. Decker."

"Then shall I be called Peter Decker from now on?" Parker's focus was very strange, which also showed that he did not reject Bajie.

"No, Mr. Decker is considered a bride-in-law, and his surname has been changed to Parker, Ben Parker."

After Mei said this, Bajie suddenly felt that there was something he couldn't say, such as ability and responsibility, but he held it back.

"Peter?"

"Aunt Mei, I agree, but the sound insulation in our house is too poor. Can it be renovated?"

Aunt Mei was a little embarrassed. Zhu Bajie drank coffee carelessly. He didn't understand what embarrassment meant.

Last night, May Parker said that if he wanted to sleep with her, she had to agree to get married. Isn't this bullying an honest pig? All the men he often brought over for the night agreed to get married? But Bajie didn't expose it, it was just a marriage, and he would be a good man if he changed his appearance.

, continue to harm other people’s cabbage.

May Parker saw that Bajie readily agreed, so he proposed that Bajie must marry into his wife. She also said that she and her husband had a very good relationship and wanted to keep the surnames of her husband and Peter Parker. No problem, Bajie likes to get married and enjoy soft food.

As for having a good relationship with my deceased husband, haha! When I visit the grave every other year, the undeceased person comes to see if my deceased husband can climb out of the grave and give me a blessing.

Although Mei is in economic crisis, she still has a job. She works as an accountant at Ares Mutual Aid Association.

Why is the name of this mutual aid association so similar to the Asgardian Mutual Aid Association?

Through communicating with May Parker, Bajie learned that the Ares Mutual Aid Association guides veterans to believe in Ares, one of the twelve main gods of Greece, by providing targeted assistance to veterans.

No, Bajie has a plan to occupy the magpie's nest.

Believers are readily available, and there is also a club converted from an abandoned Mormon church. All Bajie has to do is replace Olympus with Asgard and Ares with Zhu Bajie.

"Aunt May, goodbye, Uncle Ben." Peter finished his meal very quickly and went to find his good friend. He wanted to share with Ned the joy of having a new guardian. And this guardian was a big eater.

It's so cool.

Bajie looked at Peter who left happily. He felt a little strange. A teenage child is in the rebellious stage, and his relationship with his stepfather should be confrontational. This child is a bit heartless.

Since I have become someone's cheap stepfather, I have to give him some benefits and give him a fairy apricot from a flat peach one day.

Looking at May Parker next to her, she was willing to follow Bajie because of the benefits. Her skin was compact and fair, with no wrinkles at all.

Don’t get me wrong, this is not nourished by Bajie, but nourished by Yaochi Fairy Water.

"Aren't you going to the Ares Mutual Aid Association? Let's go now." May Parker kissed Zhu Bajie's big nose and got up to change clothes for going out.

"Don't worry, the child is not at home after all." Bajie grabbed Mei's hand and pulled her into his arms.

It is said that thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, fifty... I have no shame to say the latter part.

Wild boar and tiger, the room is filled with the smell of heather.

Bajie lived peacefully in New York, while Odin frowned in Asgard. Marshal Tianpeng was also a talker. He went to Blue Star and did nothing but pick up girls.

This reminded him of his son Thor, who went to Blue Star and fell in love with a woman there, and learned a set of American values.

Looking at the three children in my family, none of them are worried. Family education is a complete failure.

Zhu Bajie probably couldn't count on it now, so Odin could only go do that big thing alone according to the plan. Of course, he had to arrange some things before going.

My wife was stabbed to death by a dark elf, and these children...

Thor doesn't know where to attack people, and the only one he can entrust to Asgard is Loki.

"my son."

Loki looked at King Odin on the throne, his father in the legal sense.

How he wished he was his biological child. Loki knelt down on one knee with his right arm caressing his left chest.

"You are actually my biological son."

Odin's next words were like a big mouth, and the blow hit Loki extremely. Of course, it hurt. Loki couldn't believe his ears and looked up at the one-eyed old man on the throne.

The expression in Loki's eyes was very clear. You should tell me about my bloodline.

"Summer in Jotunheim is the season of reproduction. I sneaked into Laufey's palace secretly. Well... your mother made me feel very cool." Odin felt that he had explained clearly enough.

Loki felt that he understood it thoroughly.

Whether coolness should be understood separately, both cool and refreshing.

"So the battle between the Frost Giants and Asgard is all about me?" Loki was a little excited. His legendary experience made him feel that he had a chance to fight for the throne.

"My son is like this."

"Father, we are not only father and son in the legal sense, we are also related by blood." Loki began to abandon himself and commit suicide ever since he found out that he was adopted. Now that he knows that he has the blood of Odin, he has regained his fighting spirit.

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He wants to compete with Thor for the position of crown prince, a competition that does not involve intrigues.

But Odin didn't give him a chance.

"Asgard will be left to you, I'm leaving."

"Dad, although I am very happy when you say this, I always feel that you are a bit perfunctory and childish." Loki heard that Odin didn't seem to be joking, but he still expressed his worries.

"You can think of this as a game, become me and rule Asgard."

Loki wanted to say something more, but Odin had disappeared.

Why don't I feel too happy? Is it because it's too easy to get? Loki hesitated for a second, and then quickly walked to the top of the stairs. He lifted his cloak and turned around to sit on the throne of the God King. The moment he turned around, Loki was already

Became one-eyed Odin.

As the new king of Asgard, Loki felt that he should do something.

Odin's harem is untouchable, but Thor's ex-girlfriend seems to be accessible. The new king of Asgard will start by conquering Thor's ex-girlfriend.