Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

I don’t blame Odin for losing his hair because of worry, it’s really Bajie’s incompetence. I’ve planned to go to the Ares Mutual Aid Association, and I’ve come up with a lot of ideas to show off. The more I played with May Parker, the more addicted I became, and I didn’t go out for three days.

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My husband has been dead for more than ten years, but I have made money back in these three days.

The two planned to weld themselves to death in bed, but they didn't expect that Peter's school would have a parent-child party and a guardian would be needed to attend.

When Bajie married into Parker's family, he had to take responsibility. This was Bajie's consistent style. Think of Sister Yao's Fulingshan Yunzhan Cave and how many little monsters Bajie subdued after marrying into the family. Let's talk about Gao Laozhuang, Bajie

Even after getting married, she was still diligent and diligent, doing all the work of a villager by herself.

So Bajie goes to this parent-child party. As for Hela, Bajie doesn’t like Hela at the moment.

Peter Parker was very excited. It would be better if Uncle Ben was more handsome. He happily carried his schoolbag and went out.

Peter came to school happily, and just as he was about to enter the school, "Pia" patted Peter on the shoulder with a big hand.

"Which homeless man are you going to let come to your parent-child party today?" A voice that Peter now hated and used to fear rang in his ears.

Tom Shuster, the quarterback of the school football team, has bullied Peter's classmate for more than a year. If it weren't for the fear of causing trouble for Aunt May, Peter would have really wanted to slap his face into a pig's head.

"My Uncle Ben will come." The kind-hearted Peter just stated the facts in the face of the vicious words of his classmates.

"Hahaha, don't you only have one aunt?

Peter quickened his pace and entered the school,

He originally thought that escaping to the classroom could calm him down, but the world was trying to teach Peter a lesson. Retreating would never satisfy the enemy.

"I heard that Uncle Peter is coming to attend a parent-child party today."

"Is that the old black man?"

"Is that the homeless guy from Block 49?"

"His aunt's boyfriend can buy seven cigarettes."

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As a school sports star, Tom has many fans, and there are four girls who have a crush on him. Seven or eight people get together to make Peter angry. If Peter gets involved with them, they will beat him up.

When Tom saw Peter, who was bowing his head and keeping silent, he couldn't help but look at Liz in the front row. This woman, who was his next girlfriend, actually agreed to be Peter's dance partner.

Peter believed that Bajie was Aunt Mei's prince charming and the father who saved him. Bajie would be very pleased to know that Peter had pinned his hopes on his son-in-law.

Handsome guys always think it's not worth it for Bajie to come to Marvel to be a widow and raise other people's children.

Brothers, xxx, spanking other people's wives and beating other people's children, it's poisonous and feels better in turn. Besides, do you think Grandpa Pig cares about that?

Bajie thought, we have to take responsibility for being a father to other people's children, and we should also go to the parent-child party at the child's school. Bajie has never experienced this before, and he is the winner in life if he pretends to be cool all the time. So he asked Mei herself

Something to pay attention to.

"Children are all vain. If you are more handsome, richer, and can show your strengths in front of parents and teachers, you will naturally win face for Peter." Mei said while adjusting Bajie's suit.

"How can I let others know that I am rich?" Bajie asked the key point.

"A watch worth RMB 100,000, a car worth RMB 1,000,000, a secretary on the left, a Victoria's Secret bag on the right, followed by two bodyguards in suits and sunglasses." May Parker joked with Bajie.

Bajie doesn’t know what Victoria’s Secret is, but according to his understanding, it should be a beautiful girl. I don’t know if all the things May Parker mentioned can be prepared in an hour.

At this time, Bajie's phone rang. It was the call from lawyer Jennifer. She said that the license and venue would be obtained in three days, so this was probably the case.

"Mr. Dirk, the license has been issued. I have selected three venues. If it is convenient for you, you can go and have a look today."

"Don't worry, think of a place where you can immediately buy a watch worth RMB 100,000, a car worth RMB 1,000,000, and hire two bodyguards, a secretary, and a Victoria's Secret." Bajie repeated Mei's request.

Mei was a little confused when she heard this. Is this big nose so rich? She immediately thought of something and hurriedly said: "We don't want Victoria's Secret anymore."

"Then I don't want Victoria's Secret. You plan your route and arrive at Jackson's Apartment on Long Island within twenty minutes, and come with me to buy an outfit. Besides, I'm getting married, so you can just come over and take away the wedding documents." Bajie said.

So proud, May Parker's face burst into laughter.

This bag is made of gold.

Twenty minutes later, Jennifer appeared at Aunt May's apartment. She looked up and down at May Parker. She was moist, sexy and charming. No wonder this man was in a hurry to get married. She had to fulfill the duties of a lawyer and remind her employer that divorce in the United States can be done with a razor blade.

No joke.

"Mr. Dirk, do you want to marry the lady next to you?"

Bajie nodded, and Mei held Bajie's arms with both hands, leaning against Bajie's arms.

"If you get divorced, you have to pay alimony, and you have to divide part of the property to this lady." Jennifer also didn't shy away from Mei. She mentioned the divorce before she got married, and she didn't know whether it was jealousy or dedication.

"Little Piggy, I think we should change lawyers." Mei started to act coquettishly, glaring at Jennifer with one eye, and wanting to crucify her.

Bajie shivered for a while. This nickname was too stupid. He turned to the children's channel Pig Man.

"Ben Dex is a member of the Parker family when he is born, and he is a member of the Parker family when he dies. We have to bury him together." Bajie hugged Mei and bowed twice. Second sister Egg persisted for two years. If the monkey hadn't arrived, Gao Cuilan

It is estimated that it will take a year and a half to be reimbursed. Foreign women seem to be able to bear it, but it only takes three to five years. If the old pig is happy, he may give you some fairy water.

Jennifer was helpless and became a bad person for nothing.

After finishing everything, Mei handed the information to Jennifer, and the three of them went to buy items suitable for Bajie's identity.

Aunt May finally felt relieved. The man next to her would be called Ben Parker from now on. She finally had someone to rely on.

In this world, Bajie has no classmates, no love rivals, and no one cares about buying a car or a watch to show off. Jennifer plays the role of secretary, and Mei calls two veterans from Ares Mutual Aid Association to come play the role of bodyguards.

Mei was wearing a rented dress designed by Norman Hartnell and a diamond necklace worth three million dollars. She felt like she was in a dream. She had stopped praying to God recently and started praying to Ares. Mei thanked her in her heart.

Greek god of war.

If she knew Bajie's identity, she would be protected by the Bodhisattvas from the Pure Altar of Amitabha during the day, and the Marshal Tianpeng of the Immeasurable God would support me in the evening.

Bajie himself drove a Rolls-Royce at high speed, and the traffic police ignored the red light. The two women clung to the armrests and were terrified.

Which teacher did you learn to drive from? You are trying to die.

Bajie shakes his hands, the seafood merchant supports me, and he rubs my waist when he sleeps. He is known as the 404 car god.

After the two women jointly persuaded Bajie to sit in the back, Jennifer once again played a guest role as the driver.

The students stood at the school gate to welcome their parents. Peter Parker stood behind and did not come forward. Although he knew that Uncle Ben would come, the parents who came early were all parents with luxury cars.

It would be great if Uncle Ben had a cool Bumblebee, Peter dreamed of it, but he also felt that his idea was a bit too much. It would be great if Uncle Ben could come.

"I will embarrass your Uncle Ben." Tom whispered in Peter's ear.

Hearing this, a trace of hatred appeared in Peter's eyes, and he pushed Tom aside violently. Tom was pushed seven or eight meters away. He was unable to stand and squatted on the ground with a big fart. He was the quarterback of the football team and was raped by a little bean sprout.

He had a look of disbelief on his face after being pushed down.

He stood up and was about to go up to beat Peter, but suddenly felt that the situation was not right, so Tom met Peter's fierce eyes and said: "I will make you and your Uncle Ben lose face."

When Peter heard this, he was very anxious. He had sworn not to use violence against his classmates, but the attack he had just made was a mistake. He didn't know what Tom and others were going to do. If he couldn't use violence, he didn't know how to stop the other party's malicious intent.

At this time, a Mercedes-Benz G opened the road, followed by a Rolls-Royce Phantom. It immediately detonated the students at the school gate.

"Cool! How come there are such rich students in our school."

"You have to have bodyguards to clear the way when you go out, why not go to a better private school."

"Maybe it's rented."

"Haha, if my parents rented a Rolls-Royce to support me, I would also be the most handsome kid in the school."

"Whose father is this? I want to date him."

"I want to date his father"

A bunch of people looked at the man in front of them with strange eyes.

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Bajie's appearance caused a stir in the school. As long as there are many people, there is no need to pretend to be cool. The most important thing is to get the recognition and dependence of a son.

As for Spider-Man Peter Parker, who inexplicably became the rich second generation, he is still worried about how Uncle Ben will be treated.