Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

Spider-Man Peter Parker has never received so much recognition for being a father, and several girls on the cheerleading team have sent out date invitations.

Tom's girlfriend actually kissed him forcefully, in front of Tom, and turned around and asked Tom if it was exciting.

As a young boy, Peter Parker experienced this kind of thing. Peter Parker, who had low self-esteem, suddenly burst into confidence. When Tom punched him with a casserole-sized fist, Peter easily dodged it and then punched Tom's nose flat.

Daddy Pig said, don't mess with pigs, pigs will bite their owners and won't let go. Such a wise saying, Peter Parker restrained his strength and beat Tom into a pig's head, and he didn't stop until the teacher came over.

The pig will not let go, and neither will the spider.

The matter got to the headmaster, who had just taken away ten thousand yuan, verbally criticized Peter and asked Peter to pay for his medical expenses. Peter threw the pocket money given by Daddy Pig on Tom, hugged Liz and walked away.

After that, Peter said he was sorry for me, Daddy Pig.

Of course Daddy Pig is also very happy, and Aunt May becomes the first believer in Asgard, the god of harvest and reproduction.

It is really hard to gain a believer through physical charity. Bajie feels that he has a long way to go.

On Hela's side, Bajie decided not to look for her for the time being. One reason was because of Mei, a scumbag who loves women when he sees them. If Hela can't deal with Bajie, can't he deal with Mei? The other reason is that Bajie has a problem with Jinbin Group.

Once you have a certain understanding, Hela will follow Jin Bin, and the younger brothers he recruits can develop into believers. He can achieve multiple things with one stone.

The venue that Jennifer contacted was not going to be used by Bajie anymore, so it would be suitable if the Ares Mutual Aid Club was taken over.

Bajie takes Mei to Hell's Kitchen Ares Mutual Aid Club, which is located behind an abandoned factory. This small church was originally a meeting place for Mormons, but now it is the gathering place of Ares Mutual Aid Club.

There is a street basketball court in front of the church, which serves as an activity venue for mutual aid groups.

Mei introduced to Bajie that the mutual aid association has more than 200 members, most of whom are veterans. Many of them are unemployed, and those who are employed are truck drivers and other temporary jobs. The mutual aid association regularly holds some activities to provide some help to these veterans.

Bajie and Mei walked into the mutual aid club. There were the Olympian gods above. Ares, who was holding a shield and a spear, was not in the middle, but he was very conspicuous.

There were five or six middle-aged men praying there. One of them had lost his leg, and the other was missing a few fingers from his joined hands.

Bajie's target was not them. He and Mei entered the office behind the prayer hall and met Hercules, the head of the mutual aid association.

Hercules saw Mei walking in with a man. He ignored the man and stood up to hug Mei. The woman became more and more graceful. Mei hid behind Bajie, and Hercules carefully looked at the people around Mei.

man.

"New Kaizi?"

"Yes." Bajie has gotten used to it. He is destined to be the winner and take over. Fortunately, he never gets tired of it.

Hercules didn't know how to respond, Mad, someone actually admitted that he was a Kaizi.

"I want to buy this mutual aid association and change its name. Can I talk to you?" Bajie explained his intention.

fxxk, you are such a big guy. Hercules is a Greek immigrant. As a devout believer of Ares, he manages this church. Oh, it is called a temple in Greece.

"You should know that what you said is blasphemy against Ares."

"If I hadn't known that Ares was a boy, I wouldn't have just blasphemed him. You would have known that I was destined to be a pig with an anal fissure." Bajie said with a mean mouth.

Hercules knew that this guy was looking for trouble, so he raised his foot and kicked him.

"Ah!" Mei screamed in fright, you should hide for a while.

Bajie leaned towards the opponent's feet.

With a crisp sound of "Gaba", Hercules hugged his calf and fell to the ground. Mei breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that Bajie was calm and composed.

"Take out the deed and everything."

Hearing Bajie's words, Mei hurriedly went to get the house deed documents and other items. She was doing odd jobs here, so he knew exactly where everything was.

Bajie took out the contract that Jennifer had drafted for him from the inner world of Yuanshen and walked to Hercules.

"Sign." Bajie said with a smile.

"dream."

"Gaba."

Bajie punched Hercules on the fractured area. The tibia and fibula were shattered, and some bone fragments pierced the skin randomly. Hercules gasped in pain, and Bajie slapped him awake again.

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"Sign." Bajie was still smiling, aiming his fist at the leg that was not broken.

Hercules tremblingly picked up the pen and signed his name. With this punch, it would not only be broken, but he could enter the palace.

Bajie nodded, picked up Hercules' hand, dipped it in the blood on the bones, and put his fingerprints on it while Hercules howled.

At this time, the believers who were praying outside rushed in. They saw someone bullying Priest Hercules and wanted to take action.

Suddenly something flew in front of them, and the five of them caught it casually.

"From now on, this will be the Asgard Mutual Aid Association. Those who agree will take away ten thousand, and those who object will have their legs broken like him." Bajie rewards good and punishes evil, preparing to use Western teachings to fool the ghost guy.

The five of them were at a loss. They gave them ten thousand when they met. No religion was so generous. It seemed that they gave them a lot of money when they first joined the army, but they paid for their lives.

The veteran with a broken leg was more religious. He threw the money to Bajie on a crutch and said, "Take away this dirty thing that corrodes our souls. Don't look at my broken leg. I'm going to beat you up."

Blasphemous guy."

The crippled Bajie couldn't let him go. He put his foot on the knee of his good leg. The lame man lay on the ground howling in pain and shouted: "Ares will punish you."

The remaining few people were frightened, and even with money in hand, they took two steps back. Bajie saw that these people only had fear in their eyes, and there was no unconditional trust unique to believers in the eyes of the lame man lying on the ground.

"Have you ever seen the miracle of Ares' arrival?" Bajie asked.

The three of them shook their heads, and the guy with the missing fingers nodded.

"Oh, tell me about his miracles."

"Just outside on the court, he beat thirty of us and lifted the Wall Street bull."

"May I have your name?"

"Jerry."

"Jerry, if I let your finger grow back, whose miracle do you think is more powerful?" Bajie asked.

"For me, of course it means growing fingers, but for more people, they are more in awe of power."

Bajie nodded, Jerry here is a smart one.

Bajie rushed into the inner world of Yuanshen and took out a grape and threw it to Jerry.

Jerry looked into Bajie's eyes and put it in his mouth hesitantly. A cool feeling spread from his stomach to his whole body. The wound where the missing finger on his right hand was missing began to slowly heat up. Jerry watched as his finger slowly grew back.

The three friends beside him were stunned when they saw Jerry's regrown fingers. Jerry said that mortals fear power more, but in this world where gods and superheroes coexist, there are many heroes who can lift ten tons of weight, and

Gods who can heal other people's broken limbs are quite rare, but there is one in front of them.

May Parker began to re-examine the man in front of him. What was his origin? The fairy water that made him twenty years younger, the grapes that regenerated broken limbs, the ability to pocket millions, and the ability to see God.

Asgard's god of harvest and reproduction, May had the urge to give Peter a younger brother.

The guy with two broken legs saw the magical scene happening in front of his eyes and quickly climbed to Bajie's feet and kissed the soles of Bajie's shoes.

"Almighty God, as long as you heal my leg, I will become your most devout servant."

"God only gives mortals one chance." Those monsters with no background on the West Heaven Road didn't even get a chance. "Jerry, throw these two people into the sewer and let the rats eat them into bones."

When Jerry and the others heard Bajie's words, they couldn't help but feel frightened. Jerry's throat surged. "My God, can you tell your followers of your honorable name?"

"The Asgardian god of harvest and reproduction, Piggang Hyena."

Zhu Bajie's words were so domineering that Jerry and his three companions bowed down and shouted, "My Lord has an anal fissure."

When Bajie heard these words, he felt a cold breath coming from behind him.

The four of them took the two heretics down, and Bajie breathed a sigh of relief. He was good at killing the little demon with a nine-tooth rake. It was his first time pretending to scare people, but it felt pretty good.

It's easy to rob Ares of his dojo in New York, but facing Ares' revenge is the key point.

Bajie plans to live in the church during this period. The church should be renamed Ganghya Temple. As for spreading the Asgard pig Ganghya belief, just leave it to Mei, Jerry and others. Bajie will be responsible for the miracles.

Arrive.

"My dear, since you are a god, am I also a god?" May Parker asked excitedly.

"Oh, just think of it as God's mount."