Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

May Parker was reciting the Asgardian teachings that Bajie gave him. He didn't even read the bullshit Bajie in it. In addition to testing the heavenly court's establishment, he would study hard to practice the Shangqing Immortal Art. Since he became an immortal, he has never read it.

Read the book.

Although Bajie is a Bodhisattva taught in the West, he can't memorize three lines of Buddhist scriptures, which is equivalent to the fake monks in the fake nun temples on the street. Everyone makes a living by being boring.

Of course, you said there are as many as Bajie on Lingshan Mountain? About 80%. There is a group of monsters headed by Uncle Tathagata. They don’t even know that color is empty.

The group of people with the highest academic level in Western teachings are the Tathagata's disciples, headed by Ananda Kassapa. This group of people does the most stupid things and monopolizes the right to interpret Buddhist scriptures. Even Bajie has to look at their faces to act.

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However, in recent years, the new authority of the Buddhist scriptures led by the fighting Buddha and Black Bear Spirit has challenged the authority of Ananda Kassapa and others. The confrontation between the old and new schools has become more intense. Although Bajie doesn’t understand anything, he is Brother Monkey.

loyal fans.

Brother Monkey is right in saying that no matter what the original words of the Buddha were, as long as we have the right to interpret Buddhist scriptures, we have the rights of the Buddha. Of course, we cannot go against the Buddha.

May Parker is also a highly educated person, and it is her mission to choose teachings that are beneficial to Bajie and pass them on to believers.

Put Odin's position at the highest position, and make his position empty. Turn all the protagonists of Nordic mythology into pig hyenas. In other words, all the deeds of Thor, the god of thunder, have become pig hyenas, the god of harvest and reproduction.

As for the relationship between Zhu Ganghya and Odin, Bajie made up a story. Odin’s mother gave birth to a pair of twins. The elder brother was Odin, and the younger brother was Zhu Ganghya.

As for why the Norwegians named their children Piggang Hyena - mortals, you think too much and want to blaspheme God?

Bajie thinks that the Asgard Mutual Aid Association should buy more tables. Look at May Parker who can only work under the table.

"My Lord has an anal fissure." Jerry came in from outside and bowed while stroking his chest.

"From now on, please call me Grandpa Pig, and don't call my Lord Gang Hyena." It sounds like you are being scolded by others, but the problem is that these people still scold you very religiously.

"Grandpa Pig, someone is here to collect protection money." Jerry reported.

"How did you deal with it before?" After all, this used to be Ares's dojo, and there were hundreds of followers who were veterans. Wasn't it something that even the little gangsters couldn't deal with?

"Hercules pays five hundred dollars a month."

Jerry's words made Bajie despise Ares infinitely. Western religions also charge protection fees. Those around Lingshan who didn't pay protection fees were eaten by Uncle Tathagata. Instead, these scumbags like the Greek protoss have to pay protection fees to mortals. What the heck.

It's embarrassing to God.

Bajie stood up and walked out. He wanted to see who the god was, and the protection fee was paid to the god. After taking two steps, he felt something was wrong, so he put on his waist and continued to go out.

Don't think too much, it's the tail that's wrapped around your waist.

Jerry guided a few black people playing on the court, "Boss Kingpin's Panda Gang is ruthless."

Bajie glanced at Jerry with disdain. You came down from the battlefield and were frightened like this by a few gangsters.

"I have a family." Seeing Grandpa Pig looking at him unkindly, Jerry quickly explained.

Bajie squinted his eyes and looked at Jerry again. It's really sad for middle-aged men. Family responsibilities and social beatings have long since made them lose their energy. It's hard to regain energy, but it can inspire violence.

"Are you interested in following my teachings?" Bajie stared at the big black man.

Brother Hei thought for three seconds and asked: "Can I still join the underworld if I believe in religion?"

"Brother, you are too naive. If you kill people and don't believe in religion, you will go to hell after death. If you believe in me, you will go to the Hall of Heroes after death." Bajie opened his mouth.

"Is the Hall of Valor a paradise?" Brother Hei has no culture.

"Hey, the Hall of Valor is so fun. Everyone who enters the Hall of Valor will be given ten of Thirty-Six Emperor's big butts. It's guaranteed to be more enjoyable than Kim Kardashian."

Before the big black man said anything, the younger brother behind him stopped. "Father, we believe it, we believe it."

"Called Grandpa Pig." Jerry corrected several people's names.

When it comes to Kim Kardashian, she is the dream girl of black brothers, her butt is like a basketball, everyone wants to use it as a pump.

"Grandpa Pig, Grandpa Pig..."

Bajie waved his hand, "What is the rich man's name?"

"Kanad Chuan, his daughter and son-in-law are also following."