Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

"Boss, what do you want to have for dinner tonight?"

"Let's stuff the fish with ham."

"You have been eating for three days in a row."

"Then let's have a roasted whole pig."

Bajie went through the information that Zola had tortured from Sam Wilson twice.

Zora swore that these things were as authentic as if they had been copied from Sam Wilson's mind.

After dinner, Bajie was about to go find Captain America. Several of his subordinates advised Bajie not to take risks, but Bajie felt that what had been decided should not be changed.

Hela had been meditating during this period, and she often heard whispers and whispers in her ears. Through meditation, she judged that these sounds came from the kingdom of the God of Death.

Hela deciphered part of the whispering content, and it turned out to be related to Zhu Bajie.

This made both Bajie and Hela unable to believe that in just a few months after Bajie came to this world, his reputation had already spread to the God of Death.

Bajie asked for more information, but Hela only said that it had not been cracked yet.

"Zhu Bajie is very important." Why did such a message come from the God of Death? Bajie couldn't understand it, but he was even more sure that his coming to this world was not an accident, but was promoted by the great masters of the prehistoric era and this world.

. Are the powers of the two worlds enemies or friends? Bajie cannot tell for the time being.

In the eyes of ancient chess players and chess players in this world, Bajie didn't know what kind of chess piece he was.

The good thing about Bajie is that if you can't figure it out, you don't have to think about what you should do.

I just figured it out, as if I can resist, I might as well find some fun in time, such as playing with Captain America and Iron Man.

Therefore, it is necessary to dress up as Sam Wilson and infiltrate Captain America. He can also choose to poison Captain America's gang, but he chooses a more interesting way of playing.

Saints can play with gods, and Bajie can also play with superheroes.

Bajie can't play big chess, he just plays (9).

Of course, you have to find ways to improve your own strength. The methods of improving strength in this world are very strange. The poor rely on mutation, and the rich rely on high technology. But Bajie himself is not smart and does not know how to use money to improve himself.

But Bajie also found a way to improve his abilities - alchemy.

Magneto's corpse had golden hair, which made Bajie ecstatic. The hairy corpse is an excellent material for making alchemy.

As long as there is a suitable cauldron, Bajie can turn Magneto's corpse into a Fasheng Pill. After eating the Fasheng Pill, Bajie will have Magneto's abilities.

What is currently lacking is the materials to build the cauldron. Many of the materials provided by Zola are not ideal. When Bajie talks about Captain America's shield, Zola reluctantly tells Bajie that it is vibranium, the only one on earth.

Even grabbing the shield wasn't enough, so Bajie had to think long term. This universe is vast, so he would be able to find suitable materials. Hela had conquered the nine realms and was well-informed. As long as she left the border, she would be able to provide useful information.

If Magneto has the ability, then Iron Man will really become Bajie's toy.

After finishing the roasted pig, Bajie left the base by car. After a complicated route and multiple transfers, Bajie entered an uninhabited house.

Bajie took out Sam Wilson's body from the inner world of Yuanshen, then closed his eyes. After a moment, Sam Wilson opened his eyes, and with a wave of his hand, Bajie's body entered the inner world of Yuanshen.

This time, Bajie did not use the art of transformation, but the method of incarnation of the soul. Bajie moved his stiff body, but Sam Wilson was suffocated to death, so many of the capillaries on his face burst.

Bajie took a few deep breaths, and his stiff body slowly softened, but something was still the same. Recalling carefully, this nigger had just drank tiger bone wine and was going to do bad things.

Ma De, this wine is really effective. If you want to imitate it, you must imitate it thoroughly. How about trying the power of tiger bone wine? Bajie is a little moved.

However, looking at the time, Sam Wilson has been missing for a long enough time. If something goes wrong again, he might be suspected by Captain America.

So Bajie educated him for ten minutes and made him calm down for the time being. He is such a stubborn boy. Even your masters have bowed their heads, but you still don't give in. Your masters are dead, but you are still alive.

After a while, Sam Wilson walked out of the house. His car was downstairs. He drove his Ford F150 to a nearby supermarket for shopping.

He had to bring back food for the group, and there were all kinds of other requests.

It's a simple meal, bread, waffles, milkshake, plenty of ham and beef milk. Fortunately, we're going to start tomorrow, so the amount doesn't need to be huge.

Americans don't pay much attention to breakfast and lunch, and they don't eat as well as dogs in China.

Their dinners are usually quite sumptuous. For example, Bajie just ate a roast pig.

These people actually don’t require vegetables and fruits. Aren’t they afraid of constipation when they consume so little fiber?

There was enough food, so Bajie took out a piece of paper and shopped according to the list.

Wanda: Lotion, chest patches, dental floss, large band-aids.

Seeing the band-aid, Bajie suddenly had a question. The superhero witch also suffers from natural blood loss, so the fairies in heaven should also have the same problem. So how do they solve this problem?

If you can return to the ancient times one day, you must ask Chang'e.

Bah, Chang'e's old madam betrayed me. I must make her look good when I go back.

It is not difficult to understand if you have such doubts.

Eagle Eye: A box of balloons (note Kishimoto brand 0.01), a bottle of chili oil.

Bajie pondered for a long time and couldn't figure it out, so I'll leave it to readers with big imaginations.

Bucky: One pack of toilet paper, one pack of diapers, and a dozen candles.

Bucky seems to be pretty normal.

Ant-Man: Plasticine (large quantities), "Attic", thermos.

I heard that Ant-Man has a daughter. I almost know what the plasticine is for. I heard that Ant-Man is divorced. "The Attic Can Understand". As for the thermos bottle, it should be that Ant-Man wants to drink some hot water.

Team USA: Apple pie, dumbbells (two 30kg, two 10kg)

Captain America is indeed the most upright man, yet he still wants to exercise under such circumstances.

...

Ellipses, wait a moment, and Falcon's list.

Falcon: Bulb candy, golf balls, Shell lubricants.

...let your imagination run wild.

Bajie returned with a full load, and Captain America and others' base was in a remote alley somewhere in Hell's Kitchen.

Bajie had been to this alley before and beat Peter up at the entrance of the alley. This world is really too small.

Bajie parked the car and was about to go upstairs and ask a few people to come down and carry the things. There was so much mess that he couldn't carry it alone.

After all, Falcon is an ordinary person.

"Stand there and don't move. Put your hand where I can see it and slowly turn it around." A voice came from behind Bajie. "Yes, I'm talking about you, the pigeon cancer in purple jeans."

Bajie really wanted to scold America for being a pig. This was the second time that Bajie became a black man. Black people are indeed second-class citizens. Black people look down on black people, and patrols also target black people.

Bajie turned around and didn't know how to speak. Bajie knew the accent and speaking habits of black people. Just because he knew it, he didn't know how to speak. Did he have to use rap to communicate with the police?

The two patrols exchanged glances, and one of the rednecks said, "You give us ten dollars and we can let you go?"

"What did you say?" Bajie wondered if these two people were police officers and asked for ten yuan in bribes?

"We brothers are in a good mood today. As long as you give us ten yuan, we will let you go." The red neck was a little irritable. He was sweating even from holding a revolver.

Bajie was sure that these two guys were definitely not real police officers. This was Hell's Kitchen. What kind of heartless police officer would come to a place like this to ask for bribes?

Judging from their shaky appearance, they definitely couldn't bear it anymore and came out to grab money to give themselves some pleasure.

It happened that Bajie thought of a Chinese rap and teased them.

“Everyone can afford a drizzle of ten yuan;

Ten yuan is not much, and you can’t go to Indonesia or Singapore;

Ten yuan is not enough to buy half a barrel of salad oil;

If you don’t have enough money for ten yuan, you can’t travel more than two miles by taking a taxi;

If you take out ten yuan, you can buy two buckets of iced black tea;

Once you drink tea, you won’t be thirsty and feel happy, go to fxxker

Stinky patrolman, using lynching, money is tight, and he wants US dollars.

Fuck your sister America, I just won’t pay you.

Black Lives Matter, neck and knee."

The two fake police officers (9) swayed to the rhythm of Bajie, and they had forgotten what they were going to do.

"Black people really have artistic talent,"

“There is no yoyo in the middle, bad review!”

"I think it is ok."

"Ahem." Bajie coughed twice, interrupting the two artists' discussion of rap.

"We can't listen to others singing in vain."

"Should I give a tip?"

"I have forty, and ten yuan would be enough for us to have fun together. But listening to music is quite fun, so give it to him."

"That makes sense."

The redneck took out 40 yuan from his pocket and gave it to Bajie, "It's good for black people to engage in sports and music. Don't join the club, it will ruin you."

After the redneck finished speaking, he and the other guy turned around and left. "The restaurant was really deserted today. There was only one rap performer and there were no waiters."

Bajie listened to these two people talking nonsense, and his mind was a little confused. Did these two people get high and hallucinate because they smoked (9), or did they hallucinate because they didn't smoke? Or they were neurotic (neuropathy has become too popular recently, and there are a lot of people who have it.

.)

But Bajie is very sure that the brains of these two guys must have shrunk, so they did things that are not understood by others like crazy.

Cherish life and stay away from drugs!

Bajie went upstairs with the 40 yuan he had earned from singing and banged the door.

Half a minute later, Bajie knocked on the door again, and a voice came from inside.

"Victory is always on our side."

"I can spend the whole day with you."

After finishing speaking, Bajie twitched his mouth and rolled his eyes. This code is so embarrassing!