Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

Bajie and Eagle Eye went upstairs like supplies. Everyone took away their personal belongings and then all looked at Bajie.

Oh, I remembered, Sam Wilson was contracted to do the cooking.

Bajie entered the kitchen reluctantly. He really wanted to pour two kilograms of arsenic and poison these people to death. Sam Wilson, the dog-licking dog, is just a follower of the Aesthetic Team, and he also takes care of all the shit.

Can I, an old pig, know how to cook? The food I make is real pig food.

Bajie chopped the beef into pieces, threw it into the pot, threw the ham in, and threw in all the seasonings he bought. A common meal on the way to the Buddhist scriptures - random stew.

Half an hour later, the rich aroma of meat and seasonings came out. Hawkeye walked in, took a look and said: "Sam, I know we have an operation tomorrow. You have worked hard on the logistics. This food smells good."

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"Only when you have eaten and drank enough can you have the strength to work. I just do what I can." Bajie didn't dare to say anything rude, for if he was caught, all his previous efforts would be wasted.

Sam Wilson is a serious person in front of this group of superheroes, and he is very stable. Apart from expressing his loyalty to the American team, he rarely says anything out of the ordinary.

Hawkeye took out a piece of beef from the pot and spit it out in one gulp.

"Oh, fxxk, it's so delicious. The sauce completely invades the beef. The pleasure stirs up the taste buds. Eating such a delicious thing is like ascending to heaven." Hawkeye was like a dog that was burned and opened its mouth to dissipate heat with its tongue.

Strange, what these people used to eat was worse than pig food?

Bajie was a little speechless, but something even more speechless happened. Hawkeye went out with the pot.

Pig day, it's not yet cooked! Bajie kept silent. Sam Wilson stayed with this group of people, and he probably hasn't had any serious food for many days.

Bajie followed Eagle Eye to the restaurant. Everyone had already sat down at the table and started eating. Everyone devoured their food, and in between meals they didn't forget to praise Bajie's improvement in his cooking skills.

Captain America ate very quickly. He picked up a ham with his hands and swallowed the half-foot-long ham in one bite.

Bajie secretly gave Team America a thumbs up. He has practiced his voice, so he will be able to do nuclear work in the future (9) with ease.

Hawkeye and Bucky eat nothing special, just one word, quick!

Ant-Man is very good at eating. He turned himself three meters tall, stuffed three loaves of bread, three strips of ham and a dozen pieces of beef into his mouth, chewed it a dozen times, picked up a milkshake and drank it again.

When Captain America and others saw Ant-Man eating in this way, they all forgot about the food in their hands.

Ant-Man then returns to normal size.

"Hiccup..." Ant-Man finished his meal in the blink of an eye, "How about Captain, I said I can win today, it's 300 dollars per person."

"My share Steve." Bucky said and continued to eat his share of food.

Captain America took out six banknotes and handed them to Ant-Man.

"Can you still use your powers? Fxxk, you are so mean." Hawkeye reluctantly took out 200 yuan.

"Brother, it should be 210. I lost to you three times, each time at 30, for a total of 90, this time 300, so you still owe me ten dollars." Ant-Man took Hawkeye's 200 and stretched out his hand again.

past.

Hawkeye scratched his head and calculated on his fingers for a long time. The more he calculated, the more confused his mind became. He simply agreed with Ant-Man's statement.

Bajie understood. It turned out that these people were competing in the speed of eating. Ant-Man pretended to be a pig and ate the tiger. He lost to Hawkeye three times in a row, and maybe even more to Captain America and Bucky, but he won it back today.

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Wanda slowly finished her food and sighed slightly. Captain America, Bucky, and Hawkeye all graduated from high school, and they were poor academics. Ant-Man was the only one who went to college, and he was a bit mercenary.

How can such a team fight against Iron Man? It is right to leave the United States!

"Everyone has finished eating, let's arrange our actions for tomorrow." Captain America knocked on the table to signal everyone to be quiet.

Bajie pulled up a chair and sat down. He specifically chose the seat next to Wanda. If Captain America was careful enough, he would have noticed that Sam did not sit in his usual seat today.

This one of ours will never be able to pass the test of being a woman.

"Tony must be prepared. Tomorrow we will go to the hangar to seize the aircraft and try not to hurt Tony and the others. After all, we were once companions." said Captain America.

Bajie sat upright, ready to listen to what Captain America had to say, but Wanda got up and left first.

Is this the end of the story?

Captain America is really direct, just say one word and it's done.

Bajie frowned, what can you do?

"Captain, don't you need to tell everyone about that matter?" Hawkeye interrupted.

Captain America glanced at Ant-Man and Bajie, and then said, "That's not necessary."

Bajie and Ant-Man saw this scene, and it seemed that this team also had a small group.

"Now that we're done, let's play cards," Bucky said suddenly.

"Sam is at the table today. Scott wins every time. It's boring to play with him." Hawkeye suggested.

"agree"

"agree"

"Okay, you guys have fun, I'm going to take a rest, Captain." Ant-Man shrugged and went back to his room.

The four men sat together and were about to start playing cards. Bucky hardly spoke, Hawkeye enlivened the atmosphere, and Captain America occasionally interrupted. Bajie didn't dare to talk nonsense and was ready to play with them. In order to fit Sam's personality, Bajie was going to use

I lost to the American team a few times with my magical skills.

"Just winning money is boring, how about we add something else?" Hawkeye suggested.

"Clint, tell me what weights to add?" Captain America acknowledged Hawkeye's suggestion.

"In this way, the winner can ask the loser a question." Yingyan looked at Bajie and smiled mysteriously.

Bajie's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that he had revealed something wrong? If he were to ask a few secrets that only each other knew, Bajie might not be able to answer them.

"Okay, it's up to you." Captain America said happily.

Hawkeye looked at Bucky, who nodded. Hawkeye looked at Bajie again, and Bajie could only nod.

I have no choice but to keep winning.

Stud? It's very simple.

Hawkeye is indeed an expert in archery, and he is also good at playing cards with his hands. His fingers are dazzlingly flexible, especially those Qs, which fly up and down in his hands, lying down and lying down for a while.

At the end of the first game, Bucky and Team America threw out pie very early, and Bajie followed with an A and Hawkeye's Q for two rounds.

The cards were opened and Bajie won.

Hawkeye threw over ten dollars.

Didn’t this guy just know how to settle accounts?

"Okay Sam, you ask me a question." Hawkeye said.

"Why did you buy chili oil?" Bajie asked a question casually.

"Eat?" Hawkeye wondered, what kind of bullshit question was this?

"Is it just eating?" Bajie asked.

"Nonsense, why do you think I bought chili oil?" Eagle Eye asked.

Bajie is at a loss for words, is Hawkeye a serious person?

"I didn't expect your taste to be quite strong. Okay, let's go to the next round." Bajie waved his hand.

"Before the next game starts, let me say, let's do truth or dare and ask some exciting questions. Questions like Sam's are not qualified." Hawkeye said while shuffling the cards.

Everyone looked at each other and smiled and agreed.

Bajie won again in the second game, but this time the US team lost the most.

Money doesn't matter, it's the problem.

If asked about apple pie, Captain America would definitely say it was for food, which would be despised by everyone, so Bajie asked another question that was not nutritious.

"Captain America, why did you buy dumbbells?"

When Bajie thought he would get an ordinary answer, Captain America's answer shocked everyone present.

Captain America took my knee.