Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

"Do you really want to talk about it?" Captain America actually blushed a little.

"Captain, as you agreed before, you must tell the truth." Hawkeye interrupted in time, but he didn't expect Captain America to say anything shocking.

However, Bajie felt that since Captain America was hesitant, it must not be that simple. So he was a little excited and worried about what Captain America would think of Sam.

The three of them were all staring at Captain America, thinking about what the dumbbells could do.

"It's just for training." Captain America's answer was both logical and disappointing to everyone.

"Sam, ask more thoughtful questions from now on." Hawkeye expressed his dissatisfaction. This truth or dare is really boring.

"Oh." Bajie agreed.

"I'm not finished yet." Captain America interrupted the conversation between the two.

This sentence instantly attracted everyone's attention.

"Everyone says that my American butt is sexy, and thousands of girls are fascinated by it. This butt is indeed a killer, but everyone only knows the outside but doesn't know the inside."

Bajie took out a small notebook and prepared to write down key points. This was the only way to flatter Sam Wilson.

Hawkeye's eyes shone, thinking about what secret skills Captain America was going to teach him. Even Bucky, who was silent, became energetic.

"Those two dumbbells are indeed used for exercise, just to exercise my buttocks. Sam, give me a glass of water."

Bajie Diandian went to the kitchen to get a large glass of water and placed it in front of Captain America.

"Captain, tell me the important point." Hawkeye was a little anxious.

Bajie also has some expectations. If you can't tell me something, I will kill you even if I quit working as an undercover agent.

Captain America drank half a glass of water and said, "Don't worry, everyone. Every word I say is important. I didn't want to say it."

Everyone glared at him, and Captain America smiled slightly and continued:

"Everyone, what is the most important thing for a man to have a relationship with a woman?"

Bajie: Money and power?

Hawkeye: What does it look like?”

Bucky: Feelings?

"Those things you mentioned are all things in the early stages of dating. The most important thing in the process is the waist."

The three of them nodded in unison, deeply agreeing.

"The waist is like a person's two motors. A car can go fast only because of the waist belt. But everyone has two waists. Who can be stronger?"

But me, hum! It’s different.

I have four motors.

I exercise my buttocks all the year round, so that my buttocks have the same function as my waist.

So if there's anything I'm proud of, it's my motor butt.

In this regard, I can say something.

Everyone here is rubbish.

Because, you are two-wheel drive. I... am four-wheel drive!"

After finishing the last stroke of the word "Drive", the pen tip actually fell apart. Bajie felt as excited as reading the introduction before learning the art of surviving a battle.

Four-wheel drive, this is every man's dream. It can climb up any slope, steep mountain road, or deep ravine.

Bucky breathed heavily, and Hawkeye stood up excitedly.

Captain America is so scary!

"Captain, brothers, I have been with you through life and death, and I ask you to teach me how to train the four-wheel drive." Hawkeye said.

Both Bucky and Bajie are staring at Captain America. The meaning is obvious, and we must also learn from it.

If a man has four waists, he would rather braid his hair in advance.

Captain America is unable to pass on his training methods to everyone.

Bajie's writing skills were flying and he kept recording. Bucky and Hawkeye nodded repeatedly and benefited a lot.

Dim light shone from the window, and three hundred meters away, the two secret saucers of the Kingpin Group tracking Sam Wilson were so sleepy that they huffed.

Zola's voice came from one of the secret disc earphones.

"How about it?"

"Their lights are still on, and the infrared device shows that the four of them are still in the living room. They must be plotting something." Midisi responded promptly.

"Continue to monitor and report promptly if there are any changes. Those people are among the best, both in terms of IQ and execution ability. It is already early in the morning. I believe they must be discussing the details of tomorrow's operation."

"Understood Doctor."

Secret Disk, cheer up. Your opponent is strong, so you must also be careful.

"Did you remember all the details?" Captain America asked.

The three of them nodded and cast grateful glances at Captain America.

"Captain, are those two 10-kilogram weights for later use?" Hawkeye asked casually.

"That one is from the front..."

...

The card game was over and everyone went to rest. Bajie couldn't sleep and climbed to the rooftop to look at the moon.

When opening the door, Bajie suddenly remembered the code he gave when entering. "I can spend the whole day with you."

That’s right, because I have a four-wheel drive!

Bajie thought about the people playing cards, Hawkeye's fingers, Bucky's unicorn arms, and Captain America's four-wheel drive. They were all talented people with special skills.

Coupled with his own fighting skills.

Just these four people can easily conquer Guanghan Palace.

There was a trash can next to the rooftop. There was a mess of everything in it, and Bajie caught a glimpse of green.

A thin figure is standing in front of her, looking a little lonely. She is the Scarlet Witch who likes to wear red long johns and a red windbreaker.

Bajie walked up and sat next to Wanda. Wanda looked up at the sky and held a half-eaten cucumber in her hand, which was a peeled cucumber.

"Do you want to eat it?" Wanda took out a peeled cucumber from somewhere.

"Thank you, I like to eat it with dipping sauce." Bajie shook his head and refused.

"What do you think the meaning of our existence is?" Wanda asked Bajie casually. Every line of the words was sad for spring and autumn, and then continued to search for the stars in the sky.

"Men live for women, women live for men, and after marriage, they both live for their children." Bajie imitated the monk's deceptive tone and talked nonsense.

"I long for the kind of life you mentioned. I want a family." Wanda said quietly, her tone full of longing.

Bajie carefully recalled the information about Wanda and found that this woman was quite miserable. Her parents and brother were both dead. She was captured by bad guys when she was a child and she didn't even have any friends.

It's human nature to want to have a family, but Bajie came here just to see if there was any chance. Well, that's what you think.

"I don't have a family either. We can form a family." Bajie is not shy and says whatever he wants.

"Ant-Man is highly educated and is willing to sacrifice himself for his daughter.

Bucky is cold and handsome, and one can't help but sympathize with him due to his tragic life experience.

Hawkeye is handsome and capable, and puts his family first.

The captain has a righteous heart and is a heartthrob of America.

Sam, what do you have?" Wanda evaluated the man next to her with her fingers.

"I?

I will only stay with you quietly and listen silently to you talking about how good other men are." Bajie blurted out. I don't know if beautiful women like this kind of licking.

Wanda withdrew her gaze from the distant starry sky and turned around to look at Bajie carefully.

“Are all you black men so good at pleasing women?”

"You know how I am, if I don't mean it sincerely, I will never say such things." Bajie slowly moved like Wanda.

Wanda did not hide, she needed love 24 hours a day.

Wanda closed her eyes and waited for Bajie's thick lips.

Waiting and waiting, Wanda could feel Bajie's breath flowing on his face, but he just wouldn't print it.

Then just wait.

"Give me the cucumber, Captain America said he is still a little hungry." Bajie snatched the cucumber from Wanda and left in a hurry.

Wanda watched Bajie leave, filled with doubts and dissatisfaction. Is my mother so unattractive?

Just listen to Bajie mutter: "This world is outrageous, another demon species is evil."