Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

When Bajie left the rooftop, he met Hawkeye who was about to go up to the rooftop. Hawkeye looked at what Bajie was holding and asked, "Sam, what are you holding?"

"Cucumber, dipped in sauce, you can try it." Bajie handed the cucumber to Eagle Eye.

Hawkeye casually took the cucumber and bit into a third of it, chewing the juice everywhere.

"Did you flirt with Wanda again?" Hawkeye thought this cucumber was really good, not as wilted as pickled cucumbers.

"No, it was her who flirted with me. I just rejected her. You'd better tell her this and don't seduce me in the future." Bajie said righteously.

Hawkeye doesn't even eat cucumbers, and doesn't accept hugs thrown at him. Has a black man changed his gender?

"You kid are not allowed to hurt Wanda. I promised his brother to take care of her." Hawkeye glared at Bajie fiercely, then opened the door and went to the rooftop.

You'd better hate me so much and never talk to me. It's really unlucky. I didn't notice it when I opened my eyes. Only when I closed my eyes did I realize that this Wanda is a lone star demon species.

To put it bluntly, all Wang Da Ke's relatives and Lone Star Demon are all geniuses in cultivation and have grown extremely fast.

However, growth in strength is a good thing for others, but not necessarily a good thing for the Lone Star Demon.

The life and death of everyone in her network are linked to her strength. For example, when she was weak, her parents died. When her magic became stronger and stronger, her brother died.

If she gets married and has children in the future, as her strength increases, she will lose them all. The more relatives and friends she loses, the stronger she will become, just like a snowball.

One day her network of connections will all die out, and Wanda will become completely alone.

Fortunately, Sam is his friend, not me, Zhu Bajie.

Bajie returned to his room. He had to take a good look at the world. He had never seen a single demon species in his thousands of years in the wilderness.

I have seen two demons in this world for a few months, and I encountered one just after I arrived and almost died in an accident.

Now I meet another one, and if I bite this one, when Wanda becomes ridiculously strong, Bajie will definitely finish it, so you must not close your eyes when kissing her, who knows what you are kissing.

He carefully recalled his experience of reincarnation in the Six Paths of Rebirth Pond. The passage opened just like that, and he got in without thinking.

Bajie can't understand the reason for the saint's methods. Beyond that is Guanghan Palace, and beyond that is Pantao Society. What is the cause of everything?

The cause of everything is drinking. Why do you want to get yourself drunk? Because the monkey won't even touch the cup with you.

Buti Mawen, who is in pig day, is it the monkey plotting against him?

When did Bi Mawen have such means?

But the monkey is obviously wrong.

Bajie couldn't understand why the monkey plotted against him, and who was behind the monkey?

Is a little swilling Bodhisattva worthy of such calculations by Buddha and saints?

There is no way to go back to the prehistoric world, and they can't come here either. It's useless to think too much. In this world, there is the God of Death and the God of Infinity. Bajie doesn't know who else is behind them.

Bajie warned himself to be careful, there are beauties outside the world, and mountains outside the mountains, so he must investigate clearly when he bites.

The most important thing is to be strong. Bajie has never been so eager for power. In the sage chess game, the first priority to save his life is to become stronger.

After thinking about this for a long time, he no longer had the intention to bully Captain America and Iron Man. Bajie was a little irritable, and he actually had insomnia.

Five seconds later, Bajie's snoring started.

At about four o'clock in the middle of the night, Bajie was pushed awake by Bucky. Bajie vaguely heard "Changing of the guard." Then Bucky left.

I was so sleepy that I almost forgot that Sam was the sentry at four o'clock.

Bajie stood up and went to the rooftop. When he opened the door, Bajie was stunned. The red long johns were still sitting on the rooftop. Bajie closed the door and prepared to change his position to stand guard.

"Come here, I won't seduce you." Wanda's cold voice came.

"If you don't talk to me, I'll come over." Bajie really wanted to give himself a mouth and didn't want to talk too much.

"Get over here." Wanda was really angry. Sam was avoiding her like the plague. There must be a reason.

Bajie had no choice but to go over obediently, but made up his mind not to say anything.

"Did you see the freckles and moles on my face, so you ran away?" Wanda asked Bajie. She has no body odor, and her body hair is not heavy. Her facial features are okay, except for freckles and a few moles. This Sam is too picky about food.

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Bajie nodded, you can try to misunderstand me.

Wanda is about to explode. You made me angry, and you actually ran away. You even told others that I seduced you, and now you run up to me and talk about my freckles. You looked carefully at me in the dark.

Red mist floated out of Wanda's hand, and followed her fingers as it swayed in front of Bajie. Bajie was unprepared and suddenly became confused.

"Let you experience the wonder of illusion. This illusion is something I just thought of. It can inspire human beings' primitive desires." Wanda said with her head held high.

Bajie fell into a hallucination. In the fantasy, Bajie returned to Guanghan Palace, but it was now called Jiaofang Palace. The fairies came in a row and stood in two rows for him to choose. The one he had with him, Chang'e Orchid, held a handkerchief between his fingers.

He smiled at Bajie.

"Marshal Tianpeng, are you satisfied with these girls?"

Bajie laughed heartily, saliva dripping from the corners of his mouth.

"Satisfied, satisfied. Seven female donors once got wet in front of me. I didn't cherish it. Now God has given me another chance.

I want to say,

I want to hit ten!"

Wanda stripped Bajie naked and glanced down. She moved her head away and carefully searched for the various moles on Bajie's body.

Wanda snapped her fingers, and Bajie opened his eyes.

"I counted, you have fifteen moles on your body, why do you dislike the two moles and freckles on my face?" Wanda said, still a little angry.

Bajie was furious, "Those are ten fairies, old pig. When have I ever been treated like this before? I am so messed up by you. I can't control you anymore. Old pig, I will deal with you first. You will die under the peony flowers."

Also romantic.

Bajie stretched out his hands and grabbed Wanda.

Wanda was stunned, she didn't expect Bajie to take action against her, and she couldn't avoid being grabbed by Bajie's hands and pulled into his arms.

But Wanda is Wanda after all, with red mist emitting from all over her body. Bajie is currently just a reckless man with a white worm on his head. He was broken free and pushed away by Wanda's chaos magic.

Bajie was about to step forward again, but Wanda had already flown into the air. "What do you want to do?"

"Don't you want it? I'll give it to you." Bajie gasped, thinking that there were still important things to do, and he didn't use abilities beyond Sam's strength.

"Haha, I don't like you now. Put on your clothes quickly." Wanda turned her head to the side. The two of them were comrades in arms, and the joke was almost over.

Bajie suppressed his anger and started to get dressed.

Wanda landed on the ground and looked at the starry sky again.

"Actually, I can agree to date you, but only if you pursue me." Wanda said suddenly.

"You have a face that should not be approached by strangers. Who the hell dares to marry you?" Bajie went all out and disturbed my good deeds. Although it was in a dream, I still want to take revenge on you.

"Sam, if you talk about my appearance again, I will teach you a lesson." Wanda glared and scolded.

Bajie paused for a moment, then said: "I have done some research on Chinese culture, and I have read a book on fortune telling. Your physiognomy can overpower your father, mother, brothers and sisters, your husband, and your children."