Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

"fart!"

Wanda was angered by Bajie's words and the mist was about to be released.

"Don't be angry yet, let me explain to you." Bajie took two steps back and said.

Seeing that Bajie was serious, Wanda suppressed her anger and acquiesced to Bajie's request.

"With your appearance, you look older when you are young, but you look younger when you are old. Being young and aging is a natural law, but you have to do the opposite.

There are also three moles on your face, which coincide with the positions of the three stars in the sky: death, pain, and farewell. Although your eyes are beautiful, they give people a sad and tearful look.

This look is really scary.

If you don't believe it, you can try to find a husband. If he is still alive within a year, Sam Wilson will be yours to do with."

Bajie finished speaking in one breath.

Wanda fell into deep thought. She thought of her parents and brother. Her parents had died when she was born, and her brother died not long after she awakened the chaos magic.

Is what he said true?

Her experience was so tragic that she couldn't help but believe in fate. Wanda looked up. The reason why she always looked at the sky was because there were always three stars in the sky that seemed to have different connections with her. If those three stars were given

If you draw a face outside the star, it will correspond to Wanda’s face and it will fit perfectly.

Wanda touched the spot where she had a mole and remained silent.

Bajie smiled, "Little Hoof, you are afraid sometimes."

Seeing Bajie's evil smile, Wanda said: "I won't believe your nonsense, hum!" After saying that, she turned around and left the rooftop.

The moment she entered the iron gate, Wanda turned her head and smiled charmingly, and said to Bajie:

"After doing this, I will find a husband. If my husband really dies and I become a widow, I will come to you. If you can't solve my destiny, I will marry you."

After Wanda finished speaking, she walked into the darkness.

Who is this woman going to harm? Bajie frowned.

After tossing with Wanda for a long time, it was almost dawn. Bajie's chest expanded, and in half an hour it would be time to wake up the gang to participate in the Avengers Civil War.

Bajie was inexplicably agitated. He planned the civil war on his own and participated in it, causing several heroes to fall into irreversible danger. He had the feeling of a saint using heaven and earth as a chess game.

Thinking of the chess games and calculations of the saints, and the pleasure they get from harming superheroes, did those saints throw me, Zhu Bajie, into this world just to watch a joke?

Bajie thinks it's very possible. Apart from being funny, lustful and causing harm to others, he really has no strong points.

Saints, why are you as boring as me, an old pig? Bajie silently shouted to the sky.

Bajie entered the house from the rooftop without hesitation. He didn't need to wake anyone up, and he had already started exercising neatly.

Four men stood in a row, sticking their buttocks out and practicing the art of four drives.

Bajie hurriedly joined in. This was a big deal.

"Sam will drive in a moment," Captain America said.

"No problem, Captain, I like to drive other people's cars the most. I grab the steering wheel and honk the horn and hit the accelerator hard. The roar of the engine and the honking of the car horn drive me crazy. The car can go 150 miles, so I have to do it to 200 miles.

?" Bajie was a little excited.

"Are you crazy? That's my car." Ant-Man glared at Bajie.

"Uh, Sam, you better go cook." Seeing that everyone disliked Sam, Captain America said.

Bajie left everyone reluctantly. If he wasn't afraid that you would lose miserably, he would definitely put a packet of laxatives in your rice.

Thinking of laxatives, Bajie suddenly felt that it would not be impossible to use a little more.

...

An hour later, everyone packed up and took the car to the hangar.

Ignoring Ant-Man's curse, Bajie drove the car into the air, taking whatever road was difficult to take.

"I know you are a pilot, but you can't turn my car into a speedster like this." Ant-Man was shaken to his core, and he clenched the handles on both sides with both hands.

"He drives a speeding car, he drives a roller coaster." Hawkeye also complained.

"Captain, look." Bajie said aggrievedly.

"We have to speed up, otherwise Tony may drive the plane away." Captain America explained, "Sam is a very skilled driver. Only if he drives can we get there in time."

Everyone looked at each other and seemed to understand what Captain America meant. Iron Man has our internal intelligence.

Hawkeye smiled knowingly, and the few who didn't know wanted others to ask who was the spy, but no one asked for a long time.

Finally, Bucky spoke.

"Captain, I, I, I..."

"Bucky, don't stutter, just say what you have to say." Captain America said from the co-pilot.

"I.I.I,,"

"Brother, what are you going to say?" Ant-Man asked.

"I, I, I."

"Are you going to ask who the undercover agent is?" Hawkeye was worried for him and thought he was smart.

"I

I can’t hold it in any longer!”

As soon as Bucky finished speaking, "Duwuwuwu..."

A row of farts sounded, just like a trumpet. The farts were long and long, bigger than Pavarotti's lung capacity.

Everyone covered their mouths and noses. Five minutes later, Bucky finally breathed a sigh of relief. Bajie held the steering wheel with both hands, but the car's windows still couldn't be opened.

You really brought it upon yourself! What kind of evil have I done? Bajie scolded himself secretly. Fortunately, the Bajie Water Avoidance Technique can not only avoid water but also ward off farts.

However, everyone in this car except Bajie took trace amounts of laxatives.

"Hi every day..."

This sound is obviously caused by the clenching of the gluteal muscles, allowing the fart to be slowly released, just like a kettle boiling on the stove. If you don't lift the kettle, the sound will be so loud that the water boils dry.

The sound lasted for ten minutes, and everyone looked at Captain America, who was the only one with such strong hip strength.

But when the sound stopped, Wanda let out a breath, and everyone suddenly realized that only girls who fart can be so reserved.

"I put it there," Captain America said.

Everyone thought that Captain America was rescuing Wanda, but what they didn't expect was that Captain America was making a weather forecast.

"Boom...boom...boom..."

This shit from Captain America is like thunder, more powerful than the second battalion commander’s Italian cannon.

Bajie felt that something else must have happened to this guy.

Things get exciting later on, when the medicine begins to take effect and everyone starts playing music. Sometimes the Twelve Orchestras go to the countryside, and sometimes there's the Vienna Musikverein Symphony.

When Bajie parked the car at the gate of the destination, everyone squeezed out of the car and gasped for air, breathing in from the front and out from the back.

"Sam, be alert." Captain America said. He ate the most and didn't chew it whole, so he needed to deal with it.

What Peter Parker was worried about has happened. The superheroes all wear tights and one-piece suits. They have to take off both sets when going to the toilet.

It was so miserable that I felt like I was completely defeated without doing anything.

Five minutes later, everyone had taken care of the exhaust problem and stood at the iron gate.

"That's right, it's right here. There's the SHIELD logo on the door - the California Eagle." Captain America said impassionedly.

"For the sake of freedom, let's go meet Tony Stark." Captain America waved his hand and raised his shield and rushed in first.

Not far away, in front of the hangar door, Iron Man and others have been waiting for a long time.

Bajie and Wanda soared into the sky, and Bajie suddenly asked: "Wanda, what is the Gar (Vine) Eagle that the captain just mentioned?"

"That's California. It should be a kind of eagle native to California. SHIELD uses it as a symbolic totem." Wanda explained.

"Why use an eagle? Is it because it has a hook?" Bajie was puzzled.

Wanda didn't want to pay attention to him.

After the two sides took their positions, Bajie saw Spider-Man wearing a red and black armor. The little spider was squatting on the gas truck. It was obvious that his target was Captain America.

Bajie thinks that people on both sides should say a few words to each other. Iron Man and Captain America also think so. As the bosses of both sides, they should naturally say a few words.

But both of them wanted to speak later, so they were a little awkward for a while.

"Hi every day..."

"Duwuwuwu..."

"boom....."

The atmosphere on Captain America's side was inexplicably wrong. Captain America couldn't keep his face, waved his shield and shouted: "Destroy these sons of bitches."

Captain America and others, puffing exhaust gas, beating war drums, holding Italian cannons, rushed forward!