Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

It’s another year of the Peach Festival.

Outside the Qionglou Yuyu, where the clouds cover the clouds, is the Yaochi shrouded in fairy mist. Inside the pool, Chang'e performs the dance of flying to the sky, and outside the pool, the gods gather for the Immortal Meeting.

Bodhisattva Zhu Bajie, the envoy of the Pure Altar, sat down to fight with the Holy Buddha. The table was full of fairy fruits and flat peaches, but he didn't touch them. Ever since he got Xitian's work, Zhu Bajie has been eating nothing and feeling lonely.

When he thought that he would have to live through hundreds of calamities like this, Zhu Bajie's heart was filled with melancholy and helplessness.

Hey! A sigh can't suppress the emptiness, loneliness and coldness of the retired old pig!

"Come, Bajie, you and I will drink this cup together." The victorious Buddha held the cup with both hands, and smiled like he was holding flowers. His expression and movements imitated the solemnity and solemnity that a Buddha should have.

Wanting to scold Bi Mawen, who is still crowned a monkey, Bajie couldn't even say it out loud. This monkey has extremely high understanding and can act like anything he does.

However, Bajie still likes the unruly Monkey King who fights against the heavens and the earth. He is a monkey whose edges have been smoothed away. No matter how he looks at it, he looks awkward.

Some words can only be kept in the heart. Bajie opened his mouth and picked up the wine cup. Before he could touch the glasses with Dou Zhanchen Buddha, a third of the wine had been spilled. When their glasses were about to touch, the monkey lightly

He put the wine cup away, and then smiled like he was holding flowers.

Bajie stayed for a while, then drank the whole wine as if he was eating ginseng fruit. His mouth was full of bitterness. Monks also have hierarchies. Monkeys are Buddhas, and Bajie is Bodhisattva. Brother Monkey on the way to seek Buddhist scriptures may never see him again.

arrive.

What kind of bullshit status is this? After traveling west for fourteen years, I went through a lot of hardships and ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties. In the end, my life was not as happy as that of Gao Laozhuang.

Thinking of Sister Egg, Gao Cuilan, and the charming sluts along the way, and then looking at the Chang'es in the pond, Bajie felt sad. He picked up the wine jar next to him and poured it into his mouth. He had a big intestine, weighing ten kilograms per jar.

There was simply not enough wine for him to drink.

Bajie pours one jar after another, putting all the dissatisfaction into the wine. Drink it, and you will have everything in your drunken dreams.

Zhu Bajie drank eight altars of immortal brew in succession, and all the gods in the immortal palace were amazed and all the Buddhas in the Western Heaven frowned in shame.

After he drank the wine, he fell asleep and snored loudly. Guan Tianque was shaken by the snoring, and the Bullfighting Palace was shaking.

All the Chang'es danced chaotically, and the immortal family lost interest in waiting. The peach sacred meeting was disrupted by Zhu Bajie's snoring.

The Queen Mother had no choice but to hastily end the Pan Peach Holy Meeting, and the Buddha lost face in the Heavenly Palace. She secretly asked Ananda Kasyapa to stay and let Zhu Bajie pick up the leftovers from the banquet.

After all the immortals left, only Bajie and Ananda Kassapa were sleeping soundly in Yaochi. Seeing that Bajie was sleeping soundly, Kasyapa picked up a jar of immortal wine and poured it on Zhu Bajie's face.

"Huh, huh... Brother Monkey, it's raining. Quickly find a place for Master to collect clothes." Bajie sat up smartly, the wine flowed into his eyes, he couldn't see anything, and he hurriedly wiped his face.

of drinks.

Ananda Kassapa burst into laughter seeing Bajie's cute and stupid look. Bajie sat up and recalled for a moment, then he saw the wine jar in Kassapa's hand and knew that these two people were playing tricks on him.

Bajie suddenly became furious. He picked up the short table next to him and hit Kasyapa on the head. Zhu Bajie, who was usually obedient, drank alcohol, but his relatives disowned him. Drinking made him cowardly, and his strength was a bit stronger than usual.

When Ananda saw Kasyapa being beaten, he quickly scolded: "Zhu Bajie, as the envoy of the altar, you did not deal with the swill after the banquet, but you still dare to beat people. Aren't you afraid that I will wait until the Buddha comes to sue you?"

Not to mention the Altar Cleansing Messenger, Zhu Bajie picked up the altar messenger, turned around and slapped Ananda on the head.

What the hell, I was the mighty Tianpeng Marshal, who protected Tang Monk from learning scriptures. When he arrived in the West, he appointed an official to collect swill. It was just a matter of collecting swill. Why should he abide by the precepts? He hadn’t even touched a woman’s hair for many years.

In my dream just now, I finally managed to trick Chang'e into riding a pig, but I was disturbed by you two bald donkeys. The more Zhu Bajie thought about it, the angrier he became. He threw a few pieces, and when he rode on Ananda, he gave her a hammer.

"Be happy, if I don't beat you, you won't be Zhu Bajie."

"It hurts..."

"Bodhisattva, spare your life, Bodhisattva Pig, accept me."

After a rough fight, Bajie beat Ananda Kassapa until he repeatedly begged for mercy. The two of them were breathing more out than in, and they lay motionless on the ground.

After the punches and kicks, Bajie broke out in a sweat and suddenly woke up from the wine. Looking at the Buddha's beloved disciple lying on the ground, he became energetic and was no longer afraid after being extremely afraid.

He kicked the two of them several times.

"Do you still dare to ask for a bribe?"

"Do you still dare to ask me to collect swill?"

"Do you still dare to tease me? I can't beat Bima Wen, and I can't beat you two bald donkeys?"

Bajie kicked and asked, and Ananda Kassapa could only grunt.

Bajie played happily. He has never felt so good since he got the taste of Xitian Fruit. The purpose of becoming an immortal is to do whatever you want. Why should I be controlled when I am an immortal? Bajie gritted his teeth and kept doing it.

Why don't you go to Guanghan Palace again?

Before leaving, Bajie thought of Sun Wukong's tricks. So with a wave of his hand, Bajie took all the peaches, melons, fruits, delicacies and wines that the gods had not eaten much and put them into his inner world.

This was not enough, tables, chairs, benches, flowerpots, plants, fairy lanterns and decorations were all wiped out. The Yaochi was as if it had been attacked by locusts, it was clean and bare and nothing was left. Even the water in the Yaochi was reduced by half.

Satisfied, Bajie was about to ride on the cloud when he suddenly felt his bladder was full and a pig's urine poured all over Ananda Kasyapa's head and face. Then Bajie rode the cloud to Guanghan Palace.