Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

Rizhao Iron Furnace Alchemy Furnace?

Bang! Do you really want to have something happen with the stove? Bajie slapped himself.

Shouldn't the soul of this furnace be refined by the lava dragon as a template? Why is it a male?

Isn't the lava dragon female?

Also, why does this stove say such unbelievable things that only an experienced driver can say? Why is its soul so vile and shameless?

None of that matters, because Bajie is also that kind of person.

The most important thing is, why can the stove talk? Is it so magical that it becomes a spirit as soon as it comes off the production line?

Moreover, isn't this stove made of metal? Why is it still twisting and hopping, jumping alternately on three legs, like a psychopath?

"Tiezhuo mother, who is my father..."

"Pa!" Bajie slapped the lid of the alchemy furnace. He didn't know if the alchemy furnace hurt or not, but Bajie's hand hurt.

"Who are you?" Bajie glared at the alchemy furnace.

The alchemy furnace swayed and jumped to Bajie's side. Looking up and down, the three furnace legs suddenly jumped into Bajie's arms, and its two big ears suddenly flashed and hugged Bajie.

"father..."

Damn it!

I just gave birth to a son out of lust, and this stove really recognized his father.

"Song Yi Song, loose Yi Song, I am your master, not your father." Although Bajie is unwilling to admit it, this stove is cheap and perverted, and he really looks like his own son.

"Dad, don't deny it, we bleed the same blood, I can feel it, and I also know that you really like to be other people's father." The sound of the stove is crisp and funny, and the ending sound is always upturned, full of joy.

To put it in layman's terms, this stove is funny.

Bajie's ability to understand was still there and he resisted kicking Luo Fu, but the next second, Bajie kicked Luo Fu's leg.

"Xidang dad is my dad. Ouch...wuwuwu..."

Bajie was stunned. He kicked his foot on the stove and didn't cry out about the pain. He started crying.

"Dad, do you want to die? Do you know what I use that iron edge for? Dad, you are too cruel." The alchemy furnace cried miserably, and a few tears actually squeezed out of its diamond-shaped eyes.

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Bajie was at a loss and suddenly focused on Ai Cui.

"Three inches... is wrong by an inch and a half. Did you do something wrong?"

Ai Cui knelt down and kowtowed out of habit, shouting that he was wronged. "Dad, you were standing by, how could I have the chance to do something?"

"Go away, call me Grandpa Pig, are you the one who calls me daddy?" Bajie now feels a little disgusted with others calling him daddy.

As soon as he finished speaking, the stove suddenly stopped crying and jumped to Ai Cui's side. Its three short legs took turns to kick Ai Cui.

"You can't call me daddy? My dad is my only son. If you call me daddy, call me daddy!"

Bajie slapped himself on the forehead. What kind of devilish alchemy furnace is this? I don't know what other functions it has. This character is so mean. My old pig is not like this.

"Oh, dad, oh dad...Grandpa Pig, help me..." Ai Cui almost didn't get kicked to death by the stove, and he was hit with Thor's hammer every time he kicked him.

Ai Cui is quite useful, Bajie can't let the stove kill him.

"Hey, son, come here, don't bully me even an inch and a half." After Bajie said this, he gave himself a slap in the face. Why do I just have no memory, but I still like to be a father to others.

It’s over! This family has finally accepted it.

"Dad, please call me." This stove is quite fast, despite the fact that it's jumping around and about to fall.

"Do you know what I want to do by making you?" Bajie put all the mess behind him and wanted to understand the serious things first.

"Dad, I can make elixirs, beat people up for you, open wormholes in space, take you anywhere, learn magic to increase your cultivation, and become an important helper on your way forward.

The most important thing is that I can pass on the family lineage and fill the entire universe with your bloodline."

The first thing I need is to carry on the family line. The old pig will do it by himself. He thought he had cast a seeder.

"Is it possible to return to Blue Star?" Bajie asked.

"You put the star map in my belly, and I can go to any place on the star map." The alchemy furnace suddenly became serious. Bajie couldn't stand it, but the next sentence was extremely unserious.

"Wormholes can also be divided into dry and wet areas. You know the alchemy furnace should not be exposed to water."

Bajie wanted to cover his face. Compared with you, I am a serious little pig.

Afraid of water? Are you like Iron Man in the way you carry on the family line?

Bajie resisted the urge to complain and got down to business.

He took out Magneto's golden-haired body from his soul and said, "Here, let's make a Dharma-Sheng Dan for Dad first."

The alchemy furnace didn't talk nonsense. He controlled the lid and scooped up Magneto's body and put it in his stomach.

"Dad, tell me about the heat and the effect of the elixir. I'll start working on it right away. I'll be able to melt it in my mouth in a moment." The alchemy furnace closed the lid of the pot and said something Bajie couldn't understand.

Danlu relies on his talents but is not arrogant, and he only talks in the third way.

"You control the fire yourself. This is a mutant who has the ability to control metals. Let's refine this ability into elixirs." Bajie said to the alchemy furnace.

"Dad, my own firepower is insufficient. The success rate is only 80%. If there is fire with a higher temperature and a stronger magic source, I can increase the success rate to more than 90%." The alchemy furnace proposed.

Require.

When Bajie heard this, he thought, "Isn't Ai Cuina ready-made?"

Regarding the arrangement of the Origin Fire, Bajie did not take away all the Origin Fire due to Ai Cui's begging, leaving a small flame for Ai Cui to continue cultivating.

After putting in the original fire, Bajie felt that it was not enough, so he took out the eternal fire in Yuanshen and put it in the alchemy furnace.

"Dad, I feel so hot right now!" The alchemy furnace said such words in that funny voice, which made Bajie want to slap him.

"Shut up and get down to business, what is your success rate?"

"Dad, it's 95%. I'm starting."

As soon as the alchemy furnace finished speaking, the lid of the pot was tightly closed. The body of the furnace slowly turned red, then red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, and purple. The seven colors cycled through again, and finally the furnace turned silver-white again.

During this period, the two gas holes on the pot lid continued to release various magical gases, and the entire star ring was shrouded in colorful mist.

Breathing this colorful mist into your mouth makes you feel relaxed and happy, and your soul feels like it's soaring.

Bajie and Ai Cui were enjoying the wonderful feeling brought by the colorful mist around the alchemy furnace. The furnace suddenly began to shake violently, and the lid of the pot became unable to hold it down.

Bajie didn't know why, he frowned and took two steps back, while Ai Cui was still immersed in the mist and couldn't extricate himself.

The stove shook for a minute, and there was an air hole behind the buttocks engraved with runes. The air hole suddenly opened, and a black smoke spurted out. Poor Ai Cui inhaled the black smoke.

Black smoke entered his lungs, and Ai Cui's eyeballs were bigger than Bajie's head. He swayed unsteadily and fell down.

This fart is so powerful.

"Dad, what did you eat? It's worse than poisonous gas." As a filial son, Ai Cui asked the alchemy furnace in a daze.

"Ai Cui, you are so greedy. Why do you want the formula after just one smell?" Bajie teased. Ai Cui was fumed by the fart, and Bajie was so angry that he couldn't breathe and fainted.

The joke was just finished here, and there was a buzzing sound in the alchemy furnace. It seemed that the alchemy was successful.

"Dad!! Did you carve words on my butt? This fart hurts as much as a knife." The funny voice of the alchemy furnace actually trembled a little. "Dad, I am an alchemy furnace with hemorrhoids, ugh

Woo woo woo..."

Bajie can't stand this crazy alchemy furnace. I'm so shallow in carvings, so you can do it, but you can't say that.

"I can't carve your face into it, you still have to carry on the family lineage."

"Dad, I have a back. Have you ever seen someone carve a tattoo on their butt? If I had a back that could serve the country with loyalty, I would be so proud." The alchemy furnace can't speak without being mean.

"I'll give you the knife. I'll carve it myself next time." Bajie really didn't want to pay attention to him.

"Dad, let's not do it anymore. I'm very smart. Not only can I make elixirs, I can also practice. If you throw any spells, runes or the like into my belly, I'll master them all with just one fire." The alchemy furnace stood up.

Big belly, very proud.

Not to mention other things, just his belly and shameless energy are exactly the same as Bajie.

"Okay, show me my elixir first." Bajie was eager to know the refining results and the effect of the elixir.

"Dad, this medicine is so fragrant, I couldn't help but take half of it!"