Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel
Chapter 76 What is this funny alchemy furnace?
"You little bastard, are you so filial to your father?" Bajie wanted to hit the stove with a rake.
"Dad, I just want to test the poison for you. You know this kind of elixir. If there are any side effects, you still have to cry. As far as I know, the most common side effect of taking elixirs is...
(9) Lift." As the alchemy furnace spoke, he placed a cracked and already-bitten elixir in front of Bajie with a pot lid.
Tell me, where did this stove come from?
"Are there any side effects?" Bajie was so angry that his teeth itched. From now on, the success rate of alchemy will be reduced by half.
"I don't feel it yet, I just feel more connected to the surrounding magnetic field. The texture of my body and spirit can clearly sense the distribution of the surrounding metals, and as long as I have a thought, those metals can move according to my will.
like this."
When the alchemy furnace said this, his ears suddenly flickered, and the millions of tons of iron-smelting and casting dew on the star ring actually rose out of thin air.
Bajie was stunned. He was shocked not by Magneto's abilities, but by the fact that his furnace had become a spirit. After taking Fasheng Pills, he also gained the ability to control metals.
There are so many mutants on the earth, and if they are all made into elixirs and eaten in the furnace, this guy will be his first thug in the future.
If the stove wasn't so mean, it would be perfect. Bajie didn't care about anything else and quickly swallowed the remaining half of the shining silver pill into his mouth.
The elixir enters the mouth, as if drinking mercury, and hits the stomach hard. The moment it enters the stomach, it scatters and circulates in Bajie's limbs and bones.
Bajie closed his eyes and felt the wonderful feeling brought by the elixir. He seemed to be able to see the magnetic field lines around him, and those lines were connected to his soul through his meridians. As long as he had faith, he could control the force field to move within a kilometer.
metal inside.
Moreover, he can feel the dense magnetic field inside the metal. As long as his soul moves and pulls the magnetic field inside the metal, the metal can change into various shapes according to his wishes.
Bajie opened his eyes and pressed down the iron smelting and casting furnace in mid-air with his right hand. The millions of tons of equipment slowly fell.
"Dad, I just lifted my mom up, why do you want to push her down?"
The words of the alchemy furnace almost made Bajie vomit blood. I really wanted to find something to gag him. You are playing with your mother, and you cannot lose your dignity in front of your son.
However, the Alchemy Furnace was born from a big furnace and retained Bajie's blood. It's weird to think about it. He himself also told the story of Tom's father and the tree hole. His son of the Alchemy Furnace said this mockingly, which is considered as having a father.
wind.
Although it was a bit noisy, Bajie verified that the elixir was particularly effective. Half the amount allowed him to master Magneto's ability to control metal. And it was more powerful than Magneto!
It was so difficult to fight Iron Man's Hulkbuster armor before, but now, with Bajie's hand, Peppa and George become orphans.
"Er smash! I asked you, Er smash, and I recognize you. Can we discuss something?" Bajie wanted to resolve the issue of the alchemy furnace first.
He didn't want to put this guy into Yuanshen, which was full of good things he had collected from heaven. Based on Bajie's understanding of himself, if he put this guy in the alchemy furnace, it would definitely be eaten up.
Some people are wondering, does the alchemy furnace need to be eaten?
But in fact, this guy can take Fa Sheng Dan, but can’t he take the Fairy Peach Fairy Fruit?
You must make a three-part agreement with him, and you cannot let him speak at will.
"Dad, you have to admit it even if you don't, we are related by blood." The alchemy furnace replied.
Bajie wanted to give up. This guy had a bad social skills and was uncomfortable with being sarcastic. No one could stop him.
The baby is a good baby. It's just that mouth. Bajie's reputation is not good to begin with. If he is followed by a stove that is always blasting, he will probably stink on the street when he returns to Blue Star.
"Child, do you like eating?" Bajie was about to change his approach.
"I like it, I like it. Dad, you have to take care of my food. You can't starve your son." When he ate the alchemy furnace, the oval mouth turned into a circle, and the diamond-shaped eyes turned into squares.
"People on the earth are sinister, and they love to infer malice from other people's words. What dad means is that you can talk less in the future. As long as you obey, dad will give you good food every day." Bajie patiently guided the alchemy furnace,
A father has never hoped that his son's IQ would not be too high.
"Okay, how about I speak 10,000 words a day at half the rate?" Alchemy Furnace nodded seriously, and his big belly actually retracted a few centimeters, which is funny and cute.
Ten thousand sentences? Or half of it? I won’t die of thirst. Bajie really wants to spit out the fragrance.
"Dad, what I mean is, can you speak ten sentences a day?"
"Dad, you can make me into a radio. I can play you a song when you need it. Just turn it off when you don't need it." The rhombus of the alchemy furnace stretched into a line, and its three legs suddenly withered. "If you don't let me talk, you can turn it off if you don't need it."
I’ll go back to the furnace and try again.”
Bajie was about to say something, but he could actually say a hundred words. The alchemy furnace seemed to have thought of something, and jumped up quickly on its three legs, and rushed towards the iron smelting and casting furnace.
"Mom, my father wants me to be mute, you have to make the decision for me!!"
If Hela was around, Bajie would definitely take off the tightening curse and put it on the alchemy furnace.
Being followed by a demonic, funny, ridiculous, and short-circuited alchemy furnace is something that pigs after Bajie cannot imagine.
"Okay, I'm sorry, believe it or not, I'll beat you up." Bajie was a little angry.
Ai Cui woke up early. At first he was a little confused when he saw the alchemy furnace talking like a monster. Then he wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare to laugh. It was too hard to hold it in, so he had to lie on the ground and pretend to be dead.
"Mom, why do I have such a father? I want to return to your belly." The alchemy furnace said and actually jumped up.
Bajie was really panicked when he saw it. It was a treasure that could run away, beat people, and make elixirs. After finally getting a treasure, he could even make the treasure commit suicide.
"Lu Lu, what do you think this is?" Bajie took out a three-thousand-year-old fairy peach from the original god like a magic trick.
A sneak peek at the alchemy furnace revealed that the foodie gene in his blood was instantly attracted to Xiantao, and he abandoned his biological mother and allowed the iron-smelting furnace to fall on the star ring and smash it into a big hole. It takes three steps to make a big hole in the star ring.
He jumped, lifted the lid of the pot and bit into the Xiantao.
Bajie threw the peach up high and was caught in the alchemy furnace as dexterous as a dog. It didn't even need to chew it. The lid was opened to reveal its belly. As soon as the hot air in the furnace blew out, the peach was melted and absorbed by it.
"Dad, it's so delicious. I feel full of strength. Suddenly I feel like I can live for many years. The vitality contained in this peach is really rare." The lid of the alchemy furnace was turned up and down, and liquid actually flowed out.
Mad, this guy can still drool, but I don’t know if he has a tongue.
When Bajie took a look, it seemed like this could be done.
"Stove, do you still want to eat?" Bajie asked with a smile. This will definitely control the alchemy furnace.
"Yes, Dad, I still want to eat."
"Then you have to agree to a condition."
"Dad, please tell me, don't mention one condition, a hundred conditions will be met."
"How about you say up to ten sentences a day, and then I'll give you one meal every three days?"
The alchemy furnace opened its diamond-shaped eyes, looked at Bajie innocently and said, "Dad, are you so annoying to your son?"
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