Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

Peter Parker's Diary

August 8, 2016

Liz came to see me again, and she still can't leave me. I've read a lot of books recently, and I feel that human beings are controlled by hormones.

For example, when Liz found me, hormones played a big role in it. Since it is hormones that bring everyone together, does that mean there is no so-called love at all?

I still don't want to believe that human emotions are driven by the body, but the facts tell me that the big head with brains is really dominated by the small head full of spongy bodies.

Liz cooperated with me as always, and after she cooperated, she talked about my other women as always. This time I completely exploded, and I actually slapped Liz in the face.

Liz was crying and about to leave, and I told her loudly that I was Spider-Man on TV, and I was about to participate in the Shuite company's draft. I would become the most famous superhero and the most popular full-name idol in the United States.

After all, there is nothing dissatisfying about having such a boyfriend.

Liz cried so hard. How could a little girl who was domestically abused before she got married endure a narcissistic and arrogant scumbag? She left without looking back. She said she would tell her father and beat me up.

Haha, is it just the bald guy? Although I admit that I am a bastard, it is really nice to be a bastard.

August 9, 2016

I told Tom's girlfriend that I was going to participate in the draft. Her reaction was completely opposite to Liz's. She would be even more excited when she heard about it. I used a bottle of oil that time and we were constantly between heaven and hell.

reincarnation.

Of course, no matter how wild and colorful this girl is, she will still feel tired of eating Christmas turkey every day.

Yes, I am tired of Tom’s girlfriend, but Tom’s girlfriend is not as annoying as Liz. She told me that as long as I wave my hand, she will come back to me, and if I want to spread my wings, she will be there

I was applauded from behind.

I was really touched. Although I knew she was still in contact with Tom, she didn't ask me to be exclusive, so I couldn't dislike her framing her.

August 10, 2016

I'm in pain right now because I'm in love with She-Hulk.

I like her grass-colored skin, I like her well-proportioned muscles, and I like her angular facial features.

What I like most is her physique and endurance. When interacting with my girlfriends, I have some spare capacity, and I understand this spare capacity.

As a superhero with spider powers and the blood of Daddy Pig, I have never tried how powerful I am in my transformed state. I hope to witness this wonderful moment with She-Hulk.

I thought I was a pervert, so I secretly took Aunt Mei's money to see a psychiatrist. The doctor said that these are normal thoughts for adolescents.

This is not a perversion, this psychiatrist is really a good person, but when I wanted to see him again next time, his clinic was closed, and it is said that he fell on the belly of the young lady. He is also a kindred spirit, so good

The psychiatrist actually died, what a pity.

Let’s talk about She-Hulk. We are teammates now, and it’s obvious that She-Hulk doesn’t like children. I have to find an appropriate way to express my feelings to her. I don’t want to suppress my feelings. I haven’t got her yet but I love her very much.

she.

For She-Hulk, I bought a big Hulk doll, and of course I replaced the head. Hulk is so ugly.

It's a pity that this girlfriend is always angry.

For She-Hulk, I planted a few more cherry trees in my favorite school grove, hoping that I could hold the trunks with her and look at the cherries.

August 11, 2016

Lizzie's father really came to beat me, and he brought two young followers with him. They took me to an alley and kept calling me a bastard and a scumbag along the way.

I pretended to be scared and made my legs tremble. I even stepped on my left foot on my right foot and fell. The three people laughed and said they would hammer my balls out.

Make waffles for Liz.

Seeing them so happy makes me excited inside. How arrogant they are laughing now will be how miserable they will be next.

Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger always makes me feel good. No, I am a real pig and I don’t have to pretend. It is natural for a pig to eat a tiger.

Unsurprisingly, when I stepped on Liz's father's head arrogantly and asked him to call me daddy, I felt as sweet and delicious as if I had eaten a pound of chocolate.

It's strange why I have such a strange hobby of calling people daddy. Maybe it's hereditary.

Liz's father looked at me bitterly. He said nothing. He had miscalculated. His daughter's boyfriend was not only a bastard, but also a powerful bastard.

In order to stimulate Liz's father, I said to him: "When your daughter calls me daddy, she is very engaged and happy."

Thinking of Liz's flushed face and rapid breathing, I showed my ugly face, which was quite ugly. Liz's father and two of his men were a little surprised and a little scared.

They dared to think of me as someone like Captain America. I was angry. I was afraid of how heavy my fists were.

The two men finally started calling daddy, so I let them go, but Liz's father refused to call out after I knocked him unconscious. It was too boring, so I let him go.

August 12, 2016

I went to attend a superhero party again today, and I was ambushed halfway by a guy with wings and an alien weapon.

The alien weapon hit me very painfully, but I was bleeding like Daddy Pig, so I recovered quickly, and Stark's armor was still very useful.

I, Peter Parker, possess the power of a pig spider, wear Stark's armor, and have the magical skills taught to me by Daddy Pig. It is actually very simple to deal with an ordinary person who can only fly but has no other super powers. But I

Unexpectedly, I struck too hard.

This can't be completely blamed on me. If I were just the old Peter Parker, his energy gun would have melted me long ago. I just used the spider silk to drag him down from the sky, went up and punched him twice, and he was dead.

I still recognized his identity from his distorted facial features, Liz's father, the ghostly Mr. Adrian Toombs.

To be honest, I was a little scared at the time because it was my first time to kill someone. Although it was a manslaughter, it was indeed killed by me.

I was a little at a loss. He was Liz's father. Although he was just his ex-girlfriend, Daddy Pig's experience told me that if I don't kill others, others will kill me.

Thinking of Daddy Pig, I gained a lot of understanding. Besides, no one saw me kill anyone, and Mr. Toombs made trouble for me again and again, even with prohibited weapons.

I secretly left the murder scene and went to the superhero gathering as usual. She-Hulk saw that I was distracted, and she kept comforting me. I felt much better. I really like her.

August 13, 2016

Today is the 13th, which is a bit unlucky. I am always afraid that the police will suddenly rush in and take me away. I am thinking that if there is such a moment, should I be captured or run away like Captain America.

I was absent-minded all morning, and Liz came to see me at noon. God knows how nervous I was at that time. I didn't dare to answer the phone, for fear of accidentally saying that I had killed her father. Fortunately, she just cried to me about the pain of losing her father.

, she asked me to hug her, she wanted to get back together with me.

I loved She-Hulk, but I thought about killing Liz's father, so I didn't have the nerve to reject her.

Not only that, I took Liz to the woods by accident. What a bastard I was. What on earth was I doing?

I was actually very excited at the time. I just killed her father yesterday, and today...

Listening to Liz keep calling me daddy, I temporarily forgot about She-Hulk...

Azu is such a bastard...