Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

The alchemy furnace carried Bajie on his three short legs and returned to Blue Star from the dwarf planet. Unfortunately, there was no map of Blue Star, otherwise he could have returned directly to the base in New York.

Bajie had no choice but to fly back to New York with the alchemy furnace. Fortunately, Mexico was not far away. The alchemy furnace turned into the size of a hand warmer and stood on Bajie's shoulder chattering.

"Dad, you are quite awesome. You can find me a hundred and eighty women in Blue Star, right?"

"Dad, I like people with high breasts, pert hips, and long legs. This is the key point. Remember it."

"Dad, I don't want the black one. The whiter the skin, the better."

"Dad, please prepare a name for your grandson. Keep it simple. From one pig to ten thousand pigs, this is the number this year."

...

Bajie was wondering if ten sentences a day should start from today.

"Stove, remember the banana I gave Ai Cui to eat?" Bajie was tempting the alchemy furnace again.

"Remember, what you eat is amazing."

"Want to eat?"

"think."

"Aren't you afraid that one side is long and the other is short, and you won't be able to stand firmly?"

"I can control myself."

Can you control yourself? Hearing this sentence, Bajie almost blurted out the word "awesome". Mr. Fantastic is made of rubber, and you are iron. You are much more awesome than him. When talking about Mr. Awesome, Bajie always thinks of it.

Someone's wife.

"After you ate half of the banana, can you only say ten sentences from today on?"

"Dad, although I know you find me annoying, I agreed to it just for the sake of stuttering."

"He is really a good son of his father."

Bajie happily stuffed the half banana into the alchemy furnace.

After the small stove was set up, the high-rise buildings in New York appeared in front of us in less than ten minutes. The alchemy furnace that had been holding in for more than ten minutes finally couldn't bear it any longer.

"The buildings are scattered, the people are diverse, and the excitement is high. This is the city of my dreams."

This is already one sentence, why don’t you tease it into saying two more sentences? If you finish all ten sentences in one breath, you don’t have to worry about there being a time bomb next to you.

"You said you are just a furnace, why do you like people?" Just do it, Bajie appropriately despises the alchemy furnace.

"Dad, you are a god. Didn't you also give birth to me with Tie Lu?" The stove stood on Bajie's shoulder, just like a mini stereo. These words rang in his ears, and Bajie almost vomited blood.

Which furnace is not opened?

"Luozi, if you say this again, the relationship between father and son will be severed." Bajie caressed his chest. He had already spoken two words and continued to work hard.

"..."

A minute passed, and the alchemy furnace did nothing.

"Child, why don't you say anything?" Bajie had a bad feeling. This guy was so smart that he knew I was tempting him.

If you think about it, you will know that if you put such a complicated star map in its belly and burn it, you can immediately grasp the route, open a wormhole in one go, and cover a distance of many light years in an instant.

The stove also gave Bajie a sideways look, which meant very clearly that his son will not be led by you. Since he has become a foodie, he refuses to be a talkative one.

Bajie wanted to return to the base right away, but maybe Yi Nichuan was waiting for him again. Thinking of Yi Ni's boat-like butt, he felt that he was a boy picking lotus. He rocked the boat into the depths of the lotus and pulled up the muddy butt.

Lotus cabbage, full of harvest feeling.

But seeing the Asgard Mutual Aid Society at his feet, Bajie thought of May Parker again. She is now the president of the Mutual Aid Society, and she devotes herself wholeheartedly to the missionary work of the God of Harvest and Reproduction, and often stays at the Mutual Aid Society.

Others thought that Mrs. Parker was heartbroken after losing her husband, and it was even more pitiable that Captain America did something like that. They didn't expect that she could turn her grief into motivation and devote herself to her work wholeheartedly.

Only Maypac himself knew that occasionally in the dead of night, his husband, the god of harvest and reproduction, would appear.

Reminiscing the past with her in her dream, healing her heart that withered due to loneliness.

Bajie pressed his cloud head and transformed into an ordinary person and entered the Asgard Mutual Aid Association.

When I came here before, there were not many people in the mutual aid club. Since it was handed over to Zora and May Parker started to manage it, the mutual aid club has been full every day.

At three o'clock in the morning, people suffering from various diseases queued up at the door of the mutual aid association just for a sip of Yaochi Fairy Water diluted countless times.

Even though it has been diluted countless times, the fairy water still has some effect. A person who was about to die after a sip actually survived for three days longer. A person who was taken out of the (9) cabinet and was given half a sip by aids actually recovered. Murdo

Mr. Grams bought a liter and made the Victoria's Secret model stay awake for half a night...

There are endless rumors about Asgard's divine water, and people suffering from various diseases that cannot be cured by modern medicine rush to try their luck. Because the divine water costs no money, as long as you are pious enough and line up early enough, you can always take a sip.

Stephen Strange and Ned are two mediocre people in the team. One of them is ranked first and the other is ranked second.

Strange's hand was paralyzed due to a car accident, and he had no choice but to become ill and seek medical treatment. As a doctor of medicine, he would not believe in any messy magical water.

But when science is powerless, it often turns to theology. Newton devoted himself to studying the existence of God in his later years. Strange is not much better than Newton. And he actually drank half a glass of divine water. In the next three days, his fingers actually

I can play the piano now, even though I am the simplest little star.

This undoubtedly brought hope to Strange. Although he did not know the principle of the divine water, as an experimenter, Strange was sure that the divine water was not a placebo or a psychological effect.

So Strange came to line up for a week in a row, but he was late for the first six days, and by the time he arrived, all the divine water had been taken. Now the divine water is in limited supply, and it is said that most of it goes to the black market, and it costs 1,000 dollars a mouthful.

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Last night, Strange slept in a tent at the door of the Asgard Assistance Association. When the association opens at ten o'clock, he can be the first to get the divine water.

He missed the days when his fingers were nimble. Since the car accident, he couldn't even be a craftsman. After drinking the magic water last time, he experienced a long-lost sense of relief.

Ned is a filial child, and his grandmother has mild Alzheimer's disease. Through Peter Parker's relationship, Ned obtained some magic water from within, and after drinking it, his grandmother had good effects.

Although Ned and Peter were best friends, Ned felt a little guilty about always troublesome good friends, and there was no need to make it difficult for Aunt May to get the magic water that he only had to queue up for, so Ned also put up the tent

At the door of the Asgard Mutual Aid Association.

Bajie watched the devout believers bowing their heads and reciting the name of their god beside the noisy team. He felt very satisfied in his heart. Only when he asks for help can he sincerely ask for help. Demands will form habits. When his own believers ask for everything,

When a church assistant has to pray even while eating, this believer is completely lost.

Westerners always say that the Chinese people have no faith and are eager for quick success and instant benefits, which makes the Chinese people think that they are spiritually empty. A large number of people fall into self-doubt, and those with weak wills begin to be deceived by missionaries and enter the vicious circle of religion.

Falling deeper and deeper.

As everyone knows, only those who have faith have faith, and Western capitalists who have faith are even more eager for quick success and instant benefits.

Everything is business, and so is belief, especially for Bajie.

Only with faith can one light the lamp of faith in Asgard. Only with faith can he become the godfather and regent of the Asgard clan. Only with the power of faith can he pay for phone calls and chat with monkeys.

The God of Harvest and Reproduction took the opportunity to inspect his dojo, and the person he wanted to see on this trip finally came out.

Maypac wears a horned helmet, and her leather corset and short skirt set off patches of white skin.

In fact, Bajie didn't want to do anything, mainly because he hadn't seen May Parker in clothes for a long time.