Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel

Peter Parker cursed eloquently for five minutes. The Punisher's face was flushed, his whole body was shaking, he was sweating profusely, his lips were bleeding when he bit his teeth, his skin turned red when he pinched his fingers, and his toes dug into the ground.

Then the strong man suddenly raised his head and his cheeks bulged, as if blood from his chest was pouring into his mouth. More and more blood accumulated in his mouth. A gap squeezed out between his lips, and blood rushed out of his mouth.

This punisher was stronger than the pair of intestinal piercers, and he sprayed for a full three minutes.

After spraying, I was still unsatisfied and even slapped myself a dozen times.

While smoking, he said: "It feels good!"

"Parker, what disease does this guy have?" Xingsheng has never seen such a person before. He is so happy that he vomits blood after being scolded. The vomiting of blood is not enough. Dozens of slaps are added to his own taste. The people next to him seem to be surprised.

Bad habits are commonplace.

"Hey, this has to start with a legend from our dad. There was a program at our Super League party where two heroes fought.

Before starting a fight, you have to scold him first. That time my father and the Punisher had a duel, before it even got to the stage of taking action, my father just scolded the Punisher until he fell to the ground.

It is said that the blood energy came to the brain, and the entire brain was damaged, almost impossible to save. Since that time, the Punisher's blood energy will rise every once in a while, and he has to be artificially bled every time. Otherwise, if it goes to the brain again, he may not be able to recover.

It's gone.

He was very troubled by this matter, and it was the only way. Once he was in a bad mood, and he had an argument with a superhero, but the other person couldn't scold him. He was feeling proud, but he didn't expect that the other person was extremely insidious, so he scolded and punished our father on the spot.

The recording of the Punisher was released to the public, which made the Punisher so angry that he vomited blood for two minutes on the spot. Guess what?

The Punisher didn't get sick for half a month. Since that incident, whenever he felt he was about to get sick, he would come out to scold him.

When I scold him, it's like treating him. The punisher is also a good person, he knows how to enjoy hardships, and he can find pleasure in being scolded."

Peter talked a lot, and Xing Sheng finally understood. Isn't this a simple disease? It's so stupid that I feel embarrassed to kill him.

"Is he so mean? Does he have any teammates?"

"Yes, the Punisher vomited blood live, and millions of people watched it online, and he collected hundreds of thousands of dollars in rewards." Peter's tone was full of envy.

The practicing saint was surprised. The American people love to hunt for novelty. As long as it is novel enough, they will pursue it. Looking at others, they think they are extraordinary. In fact, the practicing saint is also curious about what his father said to the punisher, which can make a living person curse to death.

past.

"Peter, do you still have that recording? I want to hear it too."

Spider-Man smiled mysteriously and quietly told Xing Sheng that he had created a group. You can go to the group to listen, and if you post it directly, you will be harmonized. (Brothers who are asking for the curse content, the content is true, but the book will not be written after it is written.

Yes, if you want to know, just go to the group I created.)

"Peter, where are the four missing people you mentioned?" Xing Sheng wanted to find his teammates.

"Brother, don't worry. I'll introduce some of my friends to you first." Peter pulled Xingsheng and squeezed into the crowd to go to the place where the team often gathers.

Along the way, I met many female superheroes, and their attention was all attracted by Xing Sheng. The more righteous ones thought about asking for a phone call, while the more evil ones thought about robbing someone.

When boys are out there, it can be really dangerous sometimes.

"Hi! Parker, is this little brother next to you your friend?" Shockwave girl Daisy Johnson was the first to greet him. She noticed Xingsheng from a distance.

As an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., he was supposed to keep a low profile, blending in with superheroes and collecting intelligence quietly.

However, her turbulent heart was like iron ore and was not controlled by reason at all. The rubidium magnet of Xingsheng attracted her tightly.

Xingsheng squinted his eyes slightly, this girl has such good feelings.

"Daisy, this is my brother, Xing Sheng." Peter introduced his brother in a formal manner. "He is a very powerful superhero, with super powers similar to my father. Of course, his most attractive thing is

His appearance.

He has MAX charm and can naturally attract the attention of all women. Women will be fascinated when they see him, such as you now." Peter always likes to chatter endlessly and talk at length.

But Daisy didn't listen at all and only remembered the word "Xingsheng".

"Hello Xingsheng, I am also Asian, you can call me Keying." Daisy Johnson stretched out her hand with a clear goal, first touching her little brother's hand.

But Xingsheng suddenly felt that their names matched well, but there was no need to explain Keqisheng. Xingsheng meant performing the rites of a saint.

My father had such a profound intention in naming me. If you explain it this way, practicing sainthood and practicing sexual intercourse have the same meaning.

It's over, I was originally going to be a scumbag, why did I suddenly want to love her only? However, there seems to be no conflict between being a scumbag and loving her only. Xing Sheng's heart was racing, could this be love?

The moment Xing Sheng's hand held Daisy Johnson's, both of them were startled at the same time. They were electrocuted, directly hitting their hearts, the back of their heads, and their tailbone.

The two's eyes met, and they could no longer be separated.

Peter saw Xing Sheng's embarrassed and devoted look beside him. Is this the same brother who had just grown up and stood in the wind with ease and ease? Has he fallen?

Xing Sheng felt that he should no longer be passive, so he pulled Daisy into his arms. Daisy felt that she had to be more active, so she turned around and lay down in Xing Sheng's arms.

Their eyes were facing each other, their lips were touching, and the men next to them were yelling and making noises, and all the women were hating and scolding Bichi.

Peter was a little scared. If he introduced She-Hulk to his brother first, wouldn't he die in pain?

The stench of love has spread in all directions, and many men are filled with jealousy due to this smell. The most sour one is Human Torch.

"Peter? That's your brother?" The thunderbolt was already burning, and what was burning was jealousy. He worked hard for half a month, and spent enough time to conquer three Victoria's Secret models, and Daisy finally agreed to have dinner with him.

Already.

However, there is always a mountain as high as a mountain. Some people can easily take over someone just by their looks.

"We are related by blood, can't you tell? We are both handsome." Peter said smugly, "If you are not convinced, you can challenge my brother."

"Your family curses too much, can we just start a fight?" Human Torch knew he was good at it, but he couldn't vent his anger without a fight.

"I will make my brother show mercy." Peter knows the Human Torch. Among fighting superheroes, if he doesn't use superpowers, this guy is at the bottom.

Human Torch looked at Saint and Daisy Johnson, who were passionately kissing each other, and his whole body was filled with flames, and then he flew into the sky.

"Ladys and bastards. Welcome everyone to today's superhero gathering. It's time for heroes to fight each other again." The Human Torch has its own hot-scene special effects and BGM, and its hosting talent is extremely outstanding.

The crowd of Chaoying present was in a state of excitement. Eighty percent of the people came for fights and gambling, while the remaining 15% came to date (9) the sexy Chaoying, and the remaining 10% came

Wuxiang Xingsheng is here to form a team.

Several pairs of superheroes with personal grievances have begun to pull each other off and want to compete in an oil barrel. Among them are Wolverine and Cyclops, both for women.

Deadpool has already begun to invite everyone to come to his place to prepare bets. Daredevil stayed in the dark to feel the meaning of various sounds, and at the same time he was eager to try. He had not been on stage for a long time.

The Punisher is not idle either. He has not been on stage since he was scolded by Bajie last time. He is coaching a newcomer on how to deal with scolding. As the only being who has been scolded, he has rich experience in guiding newcomers to stop scolding.

Defeated in battle.

"Quiet, quiet, bastards, the first game today is between me and the new superhero, Spider-Man's brother, Xingsheng." The Human Torch announced loudly that as the host, he had the privilege of playing first.

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As soon as he finished speaking, the Human Torch fell on the oil drum, and everyone's attention was focused on Spider-Man. Everyone wanted to know who his brother was.

"Spider-Man, you have a brother, why haven't we heard of him?"

"Little spider, what kind of bug is your brother? Your family's farts are so smelly, he must be a bedbug."

"It would be great if I were a sister."

"Little Spider, I want to see your brother curse. Your dad curses like RAP. Can your brother come to Sir Duan to curse?"

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Xing Sheng and Daisy were still kissing like no one else was watching. Peter was a little embarrassed. He approached his brother and said, "Brother, you stole someone's girlfriend, and they made a date with you."

Xing Sheng's mouth did not leave Daisy's mouth, and he said vaguely: "We'll talk about it after you win my clothes."