Zhu Bajie turns over Marvel
Chapter 94 Lost to the Torch of the Windbreaker
The kisser muttered something, and people at the scene thought Spider-Man's brother was scared.
"Peter, what did your brother say?" She-Hulk asked for everyone.
Xing Sheng and Daisy were slurring their words and their pronunciation was muffled, but Peter could still hear it clearly.
Although this sentence was a bit insulting, he had to repeat his brother's words completely, "My brother said, let's win his clothes first?"
Boom, the whole audience exploded. I have never seen such a pretentious person. The main character didn't even show up personally and let his clothes take the lead. This is how much he looks down on the Human Torch.
"Human Torch, if I were you, I would burn him to death right now. Not only would I cuckold you, I would also dress you in cuckold."
"You're so pretentious. I've seen a guy beat the other guy with one finger before. I thought that guy was really dragging me. This guy is even tougher. Throwing a piece of clothing would kill the Human Torch."
"Human Torch, if you fart and die, I'll beat you with my clothes."
"Everyone, please stop arguing. Now you can start placing your bets. The Human Torch will wear the clothes of the Pig Saint." Deadpool interrupted at the right time. It was definitely not a big deal to make a fuss, and he attracted everyone's attention.
The Human Torch is already furious. Am I that useless? Can't I beat even the clothes hanging in the ring?
"If the Human Torch fights someone else, I'll bet five hundred dollars on the Human Torch's opponent. If it's a piece of clothing, I'll bet a hundred dollars. I bet the clothing will win." Wolverine placed the bet first.
These words made Pili furious to death. He could no longer vent his anger as quickly as he could breathe in. "Wolfdog, it's a shame that I still treat you as a friend. How did I treat you in the past?"
Cyclops, I will support you from now on."
"I'll pledge 2,000 for the clothes." Cyclops stabbed the Human Torch in the back.
"I'll pledge 50 for my clothes."
"I pledge 500 for my clothes"
.....
"Stop, don't any of you bet on the Human Torch?" Deadpool was a little anxious. How could the market open like this? He was betting all on clothes. As the banker, he either takes it all or loses his life.
The Human Torch is so unpopular, or he is so unpopular that everyone ignores his opponent who is just a piece of clothing.
There was a woman in red clothes and a red cloak who saw that Deadpool was not accepting bets. She jumped on a gasoline barrel and said: "I'm opening the market here. The Human Torch and Piggy Saint Clothes will pay one for each."
The crowd rushed over there, all betting on clothes.
"Are these people stupid? How can clothes beat the Human Torch?" Deadpool whispered to She-Hulk.
"Then you should accept the bets from gamblers. You will definitely make a profit without losing any money."
"I'm an old gambler. I'm afraid, so I won't accept it. But why are these bastards not afraid of losing money and betting on the Human Torch to lose?" Deadpool was a little puzzled, and Peter Parker next to him didn't understand either.
"You lend me 2000, and I will tell you." She-Hulk said.
Deadpool took out 2,000 from the money everyone bet and gave it to She-Hulk.
She-Hulk took the money and said: "Because in the past month, the Human Torch has not won a game, and those who bet on him have made a lot of money. Cyclops just bought a Mercedes-Benz, which is perfect.
Spinach weathervane."
After listening to She-Hulk's words, Deadpool handed over all the money to the other party: "Why did I forget this? I knew you were going to pledge your clothes there, so just put it all in. That girl is the eldest lady of Hammer Industries.
Just a few days after arriving, she is expected to transport three Mercedes-Benzes this time."
Peter Parker also took out 2,000 yuan and gave it to She-Hulk.
Looking at the superheroes who were betting enthusiastically, only the Human Torch was left messy in the wind, and the Saint was still kissing.
"Pig Xingsheng, let your clothes go on stage. If you don't go on stage, how can I be beaten by your clothes?" Thunderbolt was very angry and taunted him.
Although everyone didn't know what was so magical about Xingsheng's clothes, they were all sure that Thunderbolt would lose, so everyone looked expectantly at Xingsheng who was still kissing him.
Xingsheng was wearing a white windbreaker. Everyone saw that the white clothes lifted up without any wind, left the owner's back and jumped into the air, then slowly floated to the ring made of oil barrels. After he got on the stage, he performed a set of Bajiquan.
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Everyone in the audience was shocked. They pledged their clothes partly as a prank and partly because of the Human Torch's spinach weathervane buff.
The windbreaker entered the ring by himself, and the effect of his appearance was perfect. Everyone thought that this wave was stable. Superheroes have special methods. They didn't expect that Spider-Man's brother's suit would hit people on its own.
The Thunderbolt was stunned in the ring. He had some confidence in his clothes at first, but when he saw the way his clothes exploded on stage, the Thunderbolt was afraid.
Xingsheng read a lot of magic books at Kama Taj, and one of them was about refining weapons. A senior magician can inject his own magic power into a personal item, so that the item can be personified.
Act and do things like a human being.
For example, Doctor Strange's cloak is the essence of the craftsmanship of the previous wizards. Over time, the cloak has acquired a sense of its own intelligence.
Xingsheng thought this was very interesting, so he made his own pot lid. After Xingsheng cultivated into human form, the pot lid turned into a windbreaker, so this windbreaker is not only a part of Xingsheng's body, but also can be used as a
A clone exists.
The windbreaker itself is a part of Xingsheng, so after being refined by Xingsheng, the windbreaker is as obedient as a pet, and its combat effectiveness has become stronger. Not to mention the Thunderbolt, 90% of the heroes here are in vain when facing the windbreaker.
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Although the windbreaker was empty, he still had the demeanor of a great master standing in front of Thunderbolt.
"Clothes, kill that Human Torch."
"Brother Clothes, slap the Human Torch on the butt."
"Human Torch, why don't you just admit defeat? Look at those two sleeves, you are in the starting position of Wing Chun."
...
The noise below was all trying to persuade the Human Torch to admit defeat. This guy's mentality was a bit broken. He thought of the Punisher, who also had a mental breakdown and almost died after being scolded to the point of anger.
He couldn't make the same mistake again. Although he didn't know how powerful this dress was, he wanted to try it.
Wing Chun? Let you taste the power of boxing.
The Human Torch kicked off the oil drum with his right foot and was about to go up and fight with the clothes.
Human Torch felt a little ridiculous and a little scared in his heart.
The person below became even more enthusiastic, "It's embarrassing to tell anyone. The Thunderbolt had a fight with the clothes."
"What's even more embarrassing is that I haven't fought yet. Hahahaha..."
...
When the windbreaker saw the thunderbolt moving, he calmly pushed the front sleeve forward a little further, and then the sides of the sleeve were recessed.
"Hey, did I see it wrong? Does that dress give me the middle finger?"
"Brother, you read that right, this dress is so sexy."
"He curses people more loudly than Spider-Man's father."
"This family is amazing, each one is better than the last at showing off."
The Human Torch was given the middle finger by his clothes. He could see it clearly from a close distance. It was fine that he had been despised all the time. Today, he was looked down upon by his clothes, and his middle finger was even raised to his face.
You can't use superpowers in ring fighting. The Thunderbolt fire and the heart are on fire, and the whole body is smoking.
Just when everyone was about to accuse him of committing a foul, the windbreaker stepped forward with lightning speed and hit Thunderbolt with a left hook on his right cheek. There were a lot of nerves in the area from the earlobe to the chin.
Moreover, the state of tension will affect the main arteries in the neck. With a punch, the person hit will basically faint.
The Human Torch was thrown sideways for more than ten meters, rolled down the ring, and lay on the ground unable to get up. This guy was KO'd by Xingsheng's clothes.
"This suit seems to be more powerful than me. It will take me about ten minutes to fight the Thunderbolt."
"If your clothes are so caught in your mouth, how can that handsome guy be so awesome?"
"I originally wanted to rob someone, but I can't even beat her clothes, so I'll just seduce her."
"She's still kissing her, and she doesn't even care about Human Torch."
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"Peter, how about we replace the Human Torch and let your brother join our team?" Deadpool suggested. She-Hulk also looked at Peter.
"If I had known your attitude, I shouldn't have made my own decision. I said there is no shortage of people in our team." Peter regretted that he spoke too quickly.
"So does your brother have a team?" She-Hulk asked. The suit was still on the ring and walked around the stage with hands raised, accepting the cheers of the crowd.
"Not yet, but if I invite him again, he probably won't be willing. You see he is so popular, it would be easy to find just a few teammates."
"Actually, we can also invite his cloak to replace the Human Torch." Deadpool suggested leisurely.
She-Hulk and Peter looked at each other and felt that Deadpool's proposal made sense. They had completely lost confidence in the Human Torch. Now the Human Torch is a BUFF monster, and his sister is a judge. This is the only plus point.
Red Cloak was surrounded by people winning money. Red Cloak looked helpless. The water in this superhero fighting arena was too deep, and the Fantastic Four's Thunderbolt was KO'd by Windbreaker.
Xingsheng also ended the marathon kiss at this time. "My dear, your windbreaker is so awesome."
"Haha, I'm even better without clothes."
"I hate it."
"I want to participate in "American Premier League". Do you know which team still has a few people?"
"There is a team that is short of four, but I don't recommend that you go. I want you to join our team and replace the Human Torch."
"Funny? I like funny the most, haha!"
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