Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

“Affection… we don’t need to use such words between us.”

Nanfang Ritsuru shook her head and said in a calm tone.

“You helped me avenge my brother, solved the Hiruko God problem on Hinomoto Island, and even gave me the power to protect the innocent and prevent tragedies like Ryunosuke's from happening again. Truthfully, I owe you a debt of gratitude that I don't know how to repay.”

Hearing this, Eriri and Kasumigaoka Utaha in the activity room simultaneously changed their expressions. They exchanged glances, the same thought arising in their minds.

Could it be… that Nanfang Ritsuru also wants to join the competition?

Has a new storm emerged?

But…

Eriri and Kasumigaoka Utaha couldn't help but look at Nanfang Ritsuru's chest. Faced with that overwhelming size, they really lacked confidence.

Kasumigaoka Utaha's figure is already considered naturally gifted for a high school senior, but… compared to the petite, yet exaggeratedly large-breasted Rio Futaba, and the energetic, well-nourished Yurikawa Hana, who single-handedly dominates the entire Overload Club, she still falls far short.

Now, there's another one with glasses, long black hair, an ice beauty demeanor, an intellectual older sister vibe, and the large-breasted Nanfang Ritsuru?

Is this really necessary?

Eriri and Kasumigaoka Utaha, these two rivals, had just reached a consensus, taking advantage of the opportunity to create eroge together, preparing to join forces to capture the qualifications to challenge the BOSS, but now another highly oppressive competitor has appeared?

How could we be so unlucky!

“This is also a classic plot.”

Yoru Hoshi slowly opened his mouth.

“In many stories, when a woman receives a favor from a man, if he is handsome, she will say she will repay him with her body. If he is ugly, she will say she will work like a cow or a horse in the next life and will definitely repay this favor, which is equivalent to writing a blank check.”

Nanfang Ritsuru's expression remained unchanged upon hearing this, she simply asked calmly.

“Do you want me to repay you with my body?”

“Then you have completely misunderstood.”

Yoru Hoshi waved his hand and said with a smile.

“If you repay me with your body, isn’t that a reward for you? How can you say that it is repaying my kindness? You are turning things upside down.”

“Hehe… if you say so, then it is so, I won’t refute it.”

Although Nanfang Ritsuru's face wore a calm, expressionless look, the inadvertent gesture of raising her hand to push up her glasses, a habit similar to Rio Futaba's, still revealed the fact that her heart was not without ripples after hearing Yoru Hoshi's abstract words.

“Anyway, since you agreed, I will send you the address. Come find me after school.”

“Okay.”

After Nanfang Ritsuru left, before Yoru Hoshi could speak, Eriri immediately approached, looking worried.

“Yoru Hoshi, you have to be careful. I think Nanfang Ritsuru inviting you to her house alone is definitely up to no good. Maybe she wants to knock you to the ground and turn you into her sex slave… Eh? Eh? Eh?”

Before Eriri could finish speaking, Yoru Hoshi reached out and gently pinched her face, deliberately shaking it a few times.

“What are you doing? You won’t even let me finish.”

“I think you've been drawing too many doujinshi, and the plot has gotten into your head. What do you mean by knocking me to the ground? I am the strongest exorcist who saved the world and possesses the 'Irregular' qualification. In this world, who can knock me to the ground!?”

Eriri couldn't help but exclaim upon hearing this.

“Wow, as expected of the strongest exorcist, that's the kind of absolute confidence and spirit we want!”

“Hey, you two…”

Kasumigaoka Utaha stared at Eriri and Yoru Hoshi speechlessly, sighing helplessly as she covered her forehead.

“Why can you two be so oblivious to everyone else, carrying out such embarrassing chuunibyou conversations in front of me…”

Eriri raised her hands, pulled down the corners of her eyes, stuck out her tongue at Kasumigaoka Utaha, and made a face.

“Tch, you just like to pretend. You’re clearly making eroge with us, but you still pretend to be ignorant of otaku culture. How hypocritical.”

“Please don't arbitrarily tamper with the definition of otaku culture, okay?”

Kasumigaoka Utaha looked at Eriri with a helpless expression.

“I say, Chihuahua, what you wanted to say at the beginning, was there anyone who could knock Yoru Hoshi to the ground? Have you forgotten what you originally wanted to say?”

Hearing this, Eriri was stunned for a moment before belatedly realizing it.

Ah, that's right.

How did we really start discussing whether there was anyone in this world strong enough to knock Yoru Hoshi to the ground?

Wasn't what I wanted to say at the beginning the problem of Nanfang Ritsuru's wolfish ambitions?

Damn it, I've been tricked. I was almost fooled by the classic trick of the harem god - shifting the topic.

“Yoru Hoshi, you have to be careful.”

Eriri looked worried, her brows furrowed.

“No matter what, Ritsuru-nee is still a woman, although her usual behavior doesn't seem like it… but I'm afraid that when you're alone with her, you won't be able to control yourself and something might happen.”

“Don't worry, there's absolutely no such possibility.”

Seeing Yoru Hoshi's confident appearance, before Eriri and Kasumigaoka Utaha could breathe a sigh of relief, they heard him add.

“Can't control myself? I don't have any intention of controlling myself at all, so how can there be any question of not being able to control myself?”

Kasumigaoka Utaha: “...Saying you don't want to control yourself in front of the two of us is a bit too…”

“Too what?”

Yoru Hoshi said in a matter-of-fact tone.

“If I were really someone who could control myself, would you two have a chance to participate? Going back to the point, if I were really that able to control myself, being a stomach-soothing male lead or a pure male lead who only chooses one, tell me, how would I defeat Yaldabaoth? How would I defeat the Evil Spirit Mask? How would I defeat the Weather God? How would I defeat Izanami? How would I save the world? Huh? You, Kasumigaoka Utaha, come on, speak up, come on.”

Kasumigaoka Utaha felt very uncomfortable in her heart upon hearing this, but she couldn't think of how to refute it.

Lies don't hurt people, the truth is a sharp knife.

The most amazing thing about Yoru Hoshi is…

Although the words he speaks sometimes seem very abstract, when you think about it carefully, they are all facts.

If he really was like he said, a gentle and pure male lead from a typical school romance anime, or a stomach-soothing male lead who doesn't eat what's right in front of him, where would the Milk Training come from? Where would the psychic power enhancement come from? And where would the Overload Club's saving the world come from?

“Look, look, can't refute it, right?”

Seeing Kasumigaoka Utaha and Eriri speechless, Yoru Hoshi directly pressed his advantage.

“Rounded up, me creating a harem is saving the world.”

Eriri curled her lips, revealing her cute little tiger teeth, and muttered softly.

"Tch… saying it so grandly… it's just that you want to build a harem yourself…"

"Ah, far from it."

Upon hearing this, Yozora waved his hand and said in a very serious tone.

"I've never said I didn't want to, quite the contrary, I want to so badly, but it is precisely because I am who I am that the world can be saved, so the question is, do I need to build a harem, or does the world need me to build a harem? Acting for the future and hope of the whole world, how could this not be a great act of kindness? Hmm?"

Seeing Eriri and Kasumigaoka Utaha, even with the two of them, being unable to refute the three-inch unrotted tongue of the Harem God, completely falling into a disadvantageous position, Yuigahama Yui couldn't help but laugh out loud, unable to restrain herself.

"Utaha-senpai, Eriri, regarding this question, our club members, like Mai-senpai and Rio, the vinegar jars, have asked many times, and in the end, they couldn't win against him, you should give up."

Just as Yuigahama Yui's voice fell, she felt a slight chill coming from behind her, followed by Futaba Rio's voice, carrying a bit of a smile, yet making people feel a chill down their spines.

"Tuanzi, you've grown quite capable now, huh, saying who is a vinegar jar?"

"Eh eh eh, Utaha-senpai, Eriri, save me!"

Yuigahama Yui was startled and quickly hid behind Kasumigaoka Utaha and Eriri. From this small action, one could see how high her emotional intelligence was.

If, in that situation just now, Yuigahama Yui had directly hidden behind Yozora, that would have caused Yozora to fall into a dilemma. Should he help Yuigahama Yui, or should he help Futaba Rio?

Moreover, Yuigahama Yui's action of hiding behind Kasumigaoka Utaha and Eriri also allowed Eriri and Kasumigaoka Utaha, who weren't Sobu High School students, to feel that the Overload Club members didn't treat them as outsiders, but as true members of their own.

Occasional jokes and teasing among each other are also conducive to promoting relationships. This can be said to kill three birds with one stone.

In short, there is only one sentence.

Tuanzi is great, no need to say more.

Chapter 575: Minamikata Hizuru's Feelings

After school, at the door of a certain apartment room in Kyoto.

"Knock knock knock."

"Coming."

Minamikata Hizuru opened the door, saw Yozora standing outside, nodded slightly, and stepped aside, saying faintly.

"You're here? Come in."

"The location of this apartment you live in, I remember the price doesn't seem cheap."

Hearing Yozora's words, Minamikata Hizuru first closed the door, put on the security chain, and the crisp click made Yozora couldn't help but sink in his heart. Looking at the other party's attire at this time, he saw that Minamikata Hizuru was not wearing that unchanging suit jacket and black vest, but had changed into a set of relatively loose home clothes, a suspender shirt, plus a pair of shorts that were barely longer than underwear, barely able to cover, making her already proud figure curves even more obvious.

Could it be…

Eriri was actually right?

Minamikata Hizuru invited him to her home alone, she must want to beat him to his knees, and then tie him up as her exclusive…

That's not right, Minamikata Hizuru is not that kind of character, where did the yandere come from?

"It's indeed not cheap, but I can completely afford it."

Minamikata Hizuru walked to the living room, opened the refrigerator and took out a can of beer and a can of Coca-Cola, then threw the Coca-Cola to Yozora.

"Catch."

Yozora stretched out his hand and accurately caught the can of frozen Coca-Cola, then walked to the sofa and sat down without any politeness.

"That's right, after all, you are a well-known mystery and suspense writer who has published many novels and won awards, belonging to the high-income… even the elite class of people, but, anyway, there are still empty rooms in our apartment building, wouldn't it be perfect if you just moved in, and coincidentally formed a Big and Small Futaba combination with Rio."

"Your apartment?"

Minamikata Hizuru also sat down, shook her head, took a sip of cold beer, and then stared directly at Yozora's face, seemingly asking with some profound meaning.

"With the relationship between you and me now, is it appropriate to move in with you?"

"I don't understand."

"Is it that you don't understand, or…"

Minamikata Hizuru stood up, sat next to Yozora, holding the cold beer can in one hand, and said in a calm tone.

"You don't want to understand? I think I've expressed my meaning clearly enough."

"Ah?"

At this moment, even the Harem God, who had been through countless battles and traversed countless battlefields, couldn't help but be stunned.

"What exactly did you express, buddy really doesn't understand."

Upon hearing this, Minamikata Hizuru glared at Yozora, a rare gentle expression on her face, her fair and slender index finger gently scraping the water droplets on the outer edge of the beer can.

"I'm willing to wear a kimono and go to the fireworks festival with you, and I also ate your apple candy. If that doesn't count as expressing affection, I can't think of what else would."

Hearing this, Yozora suddenly remembered an extremely important thing.

Don't look at Minamikata Hizuru as if she's quite normal, in fact, her personality, even if placed in the Overload Club, which is full of talents and capable people, is also a top-tier heavyweight!

Before discussing Minamikata Hizuru's personality, let's first review her childhood and teenage experiences.

First of all, Minamikata Hizuru was the type of person who was relatively withdrawn during junior high school, immersed in the world of novels every day. If you really count it… it's roughly equivalent to Futaba Rio's personality, plus Yukinoshita Yukino's hobbies.

Then, she met a good friend named Botan, who is the Hiruko God of Hitodo Island.

Finally…

Botan, unable to control her appetite, ate Minamikata Hizuru's younger brother, Minamikata Ryunosuke, right in front of her.

With this kind of experience, which Overload Club member can compete with her?

Yukinoshita Yukino: I was born into a very strict family that always forced me to disguise myself, a "fake", and because my sister was too excellent, people around me always compared me to her.

Minamikata Hizuru: My best friend ate my younger brother.

Toma Kazusa: From the time I had memories, I spent little time with my mother, seeing her only a few times a year. I lacked the ability to interact normally with people, and I could only entrust my entire life to the piano, hoping to gain my mother's attention and love.