Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

Southern Orihe: My best friend ate my younger brother.

Amano Hina: I was chosen by an evil god and became a sacrifice called a "Sunshine Girl." My parents are also dead, and I'm raising my younger brother alone. I couldn't even afford high school, so I went straight to McDonald's to work.

Southern Orihe: ? Your brother is still alive? That's great.

Who the hell can compete with her?

What Southern Orihe experienced was a real, bona fide series of bizarre events. It's hard to imagine how she spent the fourteen years after Ryunosuke's death. The things she experienced were enough to directly cultivate a blackened BOSS, but she only became a poker face with a difficulty trusting people and expressing emotions. That's already a blessing from heaven, right?

Thinking about it that way...

Things that didn't seem special to me, like watching fireworks together in kimonos or eating candied apples, were definitely the most obvious expressions of affection that Southern Orihe could give, given her personality.

"However, there's one thing I must admit."

As Southern Orihe said this, a rare look of panic appeared on her usually calm and collected face. Her fair index finger kept drawing circles on the beer can as she lowered her head, as if afraid to look directly at Yexing's face. She took a deep breath and mustered all her courage to whisper.

"Actually... I'm turning thirty this year... I didn't say anything when you were discussing Jing's age... but... I should be older than her..."

Southern Orihe stopped drawing circles on the beer can as she said this.

"You... I'm a whole twelve years older than you... You... are you going to mind that I'm too old?"

Yexing replied without hesitation.

"Well... I don't mind being older at all... I'd even say the older the better, but I don't mind younger either."

The more Southern Orihe listened, the more she felt that something was off about what he was saying.

"Are you talking about age? Why does it feel like... you're referring to something else? Are you referring to the size of my breasts? So you're interested in that. Just so you know, I'm a G cup."

Looking at Southern Orihe's calm face, completely devoid of any shyness or coyness, Yexing couldn't help but complain.

"Please, the reason I'm saying suggestive things here is because I want to see you flustered and shy, not to see you compete with me to see who can tell the dirtiest jokes."

"Huh? Is there any need to be shy and coy?"

Southern Orihe frowned slightly, seemingly unable to understand Yexing's words.

"I like you, and you like me. I'm interested in your body, and you're interested in my body. Isn't that a matter of course? Why should I feel ashamed? Although I've never been in a relationship before, I don't think there's anything shameful about wanting to explore someone's body because you like them. It's not something that can't be seen."

"Hoo..."

Hearing this, Yexing couldn't help but give her a thumbs up, activating the limited skill - Admiration of the God of Harem.

"Orihe, with your thought process, you and Kazuha will definitely get along well."

Southern Orihe didn't reply, only saying faintly.

"Do you want to touch them?"

Yexing's reaction was very quick, showing the qualities and firm will that a professional exorcist should have at this moment.

"I want to."

"Then touch them, but in exchange..."

Southern Orihe moved closer, took off her glasses, and actively kissed Yexing.

"I want to feel your body too."

Southern Orihe was very proactive. While kissing, she had already taken Yexing's hand and guided it towards the inside of her camisole.

As Yexing's palm covered them, Southern Orihe couldn't help but let out a moan, feeling her body become hot.

After all, she had been single from the womb until now, for nearly thirty years. Southern Orihe had never thought that she would fall in love in this lifetime, or establish any intimate relationship with anyone, whether male or female.

She just didn't expect...

In the end, she still fell into the hands of the strongest exorcist.

After kissing for a while, Southern Orihe sat up. The camisole and home shorts on her body disappeared, instantly turning into another set of black and white patterned clothes, with a yellow bell hanging around her neck and ear accessories on her head.

"I heard Rio say... you like this outfit? Does it look good?"

Hearing Southern Orihe's question, Yexing carefully looked at it, then nodded.

"Yeah, it does look good. Mainly, it looks even better on you."

Southern Orihe, dressed in a cow costume, tied her black-purple hair into a high ponytail, and slowly lowered her head to avoid accidentally getting her hair on her food.

"It's good that you like it... Today..."

"Stay here overnight."

......

At the same time, inside the Sobu High School teacher's office.

"Tomihama-san, your transfer procedure has been officially completed."

"Thank you, Hiratsuka-sensei."

Seeing Tomihama Kazuha being overly polite, Hiratsuka Shizuka waved her hand nonchalantly.

"Oh, what are you calling me Hiratsuka-sensei for? Just call me by my name. Anyway, I won't continue being a teacher after this semester ends."

"Eh? Shizuka-sensei... are you resigning? But after this semester ends, the class you're in charge of, which I'm transferring into, will be going into their third year..."

Seeing Tomihama Kazuha's slightly puzzled expression, Hiratsuka Shizuka sighed slightly.

"Do you want to hear the truth?"

"The truth is...?"

"The truth is, I can't stand it anymore."

Since it was something everyone already knew, Hiratsuka Shizuka didn't have anything to hide anymore. If she didn't even have that awareness, she wouldn't have chosen to resign at the end of this semester, so she simply told Tomihama Kazuha bluntly.

"I like Yexing. I don't want to be his teacher, you know?"

"Ah?"

Tomihama Kazuha wasn't very familiar with Hiratsuka Shizuka. She had only seen her at the fireworks festival last time. She felt that something was wrong at the time. A group of girls watching fireworks with a boy was already strange enough, but she didn't expect even the homeroom teacher to come.

So, after all this time, this Hiratsuka Shizuka-sensei has feelings for Yexing...

For some reason, Tomihama Kazuha suddenly felt an urge to speak her mind.

"Shizuka-sensei... Actually... I also... for Yexing..."

"Oh, oh, normal."

As someone who had been witnessing Yexing's daily life as a teacher since he entered high school, Hiratsuka Shizuka had long been immune to similar news. At this moment, she had a completely unsurprised reaction, replying with a smile.

"Is that why you're planning to transfer to our school? Have you discussed this with your sister, Mai-san?"

"This... I haven't..."

How could Toyohama and Hanako broach such an awkward topic with their sister?

"Sorry, Sis, I don't want to be the little sister-in-law anymore?"

"However... after Yukino and Yui heard about this... they both encouraged me to pluck up my courage and launch an attack..."

"Tsk, tsk... I wouldn't be surprised to hear Yui say something like that, but Yukino... well... it's unexpected, but also kind of makes sense."

Shizuka Hiratsuka thought carefully and realized that Toyohama and Hanako were in a very similar situation to Yukinoshita Yukino from back then.

Their older sister took the first step, and they only realized it later.

If Yukino were to use the excuse that sisters can't like the same person to stop Toyohama and Hanako... wouldn't that be like shooting herself in the foot?

Besides, there's no infighting within the Supernatural Quantum Mechanics Research Society now, because there's a saying that goes:

"In the face of an overwhelmingly powerful enemy, even players who would normally have conflicts and friction will unite."

I really like a saying that Kaguya Shinomiya once said.

"If there are too few players, they'll be killed by the BOSS."

Admittedly, the players' strength is constantly increasing, and even Kitagawa Marin, Nishimiya Shoko, Suga Natsumi, and others, whose levels couldn't be raised before, have now entered a brand new version where they can accumulate experience and level up through combat.

The problem is... this was never a fair challenge.

The players have become stronger, but the BOSS has become even stronger, and to a ridiculously greater degree than before.

The strengthening of physical fitness brought about by devouring more than ten million evil spirits has stacked the stats to the point of garbled code. Who can withstand that?

No one can withstand it.

The trial of the strongest exorcist has ended, but for the harem members, the real challenge has just begun.

Will there ever be a day when they can achieve victory?

No one knows.

......

Meanwhile, in the Overload Society's activity room, now temporarily renamed the Supernatural Quantum Mechanics Research Society Activity Room and Eroge Production Preparation Room, Eriri Spencer Sawamura and Utaha Kasumigaoka were engaged in a discussion.

"What pure love ADV? Didn't you hear Yozora say that it has to take into account the game-play aspect? Do you even understand game-play? And look at your text. The main heroine is a black-haired, sharp-tongued upperclassman one grade higher than the male protagonist. Why don't you just put your own name in there? We're here to make eroge, do you think this is a place for you to have wet dreams?"

Kitagawa Marin, the heavyweight member of the eroge production team, with the most eroge experience besides Yozora, nodded in agreement after hearing Eriri's words and smiled at Utaha Kasumigaoka.

"Utaha-senpai, overly pure love themes... are indeed most suitable for making ADV games, but ADV games are like media players, it's hard to talk about any game-play aspect. After all, games should have one or more goals to be interesting, especially eroge. As long as the character art, character designs, illustrations, and the like don't have any problems, eroge players have a very strong sense of purpose from the moment they enter the game. Driven by this motivation, as long as they complete the route, they can provide players with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction that ordinary games can't necessarily provide even with painstaking effort."

Hearing Kitagawa Marin's professional analysis, Utaha Kasumigaoka didn't know how to refute it. Although she knew a lot about otaku culture, when it came to these lewd things, Kitagawa Marin, a seasoned eroge player who wasn't picky and would play anything as long as the character design was good, and Eriri, who drew doujinshi, obviously had more say.

"Are you saying... we have to make that kind of thing?"

Utaha Kasumigaoka pouted, feeling a little unwilling.

"Seriously... watching a male protagonist based on Yozora conquer those virtual female characters... don't you really feel any awkwardness or discomfort in your hearts?"

Eriri looked speechless.

"No... we never said that we have to create a male protagonist based on Yozora... get a grip, okay?"

"Yeah, how could we make Yozora the model for the male protagonist? But to be honest, if we do it according to Yozora's idea, the male protagonist's personality and character design are irrelevant... or rather, there's actually no character design or personality. It all depends on the player's own choices. As for the image..."

Kitagawa Marin tapped the table with her fair index finger, thought for a moment, and then smiled at Eriri Spencer Sawamura and Utaha Kasumigaoka.

"How about we just set it as the classic faceless man?"

"Eh, that's good, that's good."

Eriri clapped her hands, looking very approving.

"No..."

Utaha Kasumigaoka sighed, looking troubled.

"I write light novels about school romance, but you're suddenly telling me to write eroge text. Isn't that making things too difficult for me? I don't understand at all!"

Chapter 576: The Eroge Shooter's Secret Plan, the Miko's Date Request

"Hmph, I knew you wouldn't understand."

Seeing Eriri's smug look, Utaha Kasumigaoka couldn't help but ask.

"What, do you understand a lot?"

Eriri shook her head very honestly.

"No, I don't understand either."

Utaha Kasumigaoka rolled her eyes: "So you don't understand either, then what are you showing off for?"

"Although I don't understand, but... ta-da!"

Eriri suddenly took out a sachet-like thing from her bosom, gently placed it on the table, and raised her chin slightly, as if a child was showing off her newly acquired toy.

"This is a talisman that Yozora gave me, saying that if we get stuck in a bottleneck during the creation process, we should open the talisman and take a look. He entrusted this to me for safekeeping, hmph... need I say more?"

"Look at you, you look like a chihuahua showing off its spoils to other pets after receiving a reward from its owner... as expected."

"Um..."

Hearing Utaha Kasumigaoka's words to tease Eriri, Kitagawa Marin couldn't help but joke.

"Utaha-senpai, what you said... seems to compare yourself to Yozora's pet as well..."

"Heh, that slut probably can't wait for that."

Eriri first said these words, which were very aggressive, but because she had heard them too many times, she hadn't even changed the words, so they couldn't cause any effective damage to Utaha Kasumigaoka. Then she looked at the small sachet on the table, tied with a red string at the mouth, and murmured thoughtfully.