80s Taoism

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It's a waste of Pei Guixiang's throat not to sing a big show! Once the voice is opened, the gong in the backstage does not need to be knocked, it can be used as a gong directly.

Not only the teachers and their family members from the faculty dormitory were recruited, but even the students from the student dormitory were recruited. As soon as the teenagers heard about catching a thief, they rushed over as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

"Okay, okay, Pei Guixiang, I'll see how you end up later!" Cai Kaiming was also furious.

"How do I end up? Let's see how you end up! A people's teacher was caught stealing an old hen from someone else's house. Let me see how you end up!" Pei Guixiang snorted coldly.

"Teacher Wu is also blind, why did he marry a village shrew like you!" Cai Kaiming was about to swear in a hurry.

"Are you in a hurry? Haha, it's fine for you to eat one of my chickens, but you dare to steal it! If you want to steal it, don't you dare to steal my chicken coop. Aren't there a few chicken coops next to it? You really think I'm easy to bully, don't you?" Pei Guixiang snorted coldly.

"It's a mistake! It's a mistake!" Wu Guangyuan ran over and shouted at his wife.

"You are calling your soul! You are a scholar who is useless! If you weren't weak, why would others steal our chickens one after another!" Wu Guangyuan didn't finish his sentence, but Pei Guixiang scolded him.

"It's a mistake!" Wu Guangyuan was anxious. But in front of his wife, how could he have a chance to speak.

"Shut up! I'm going to make a big fuss about this matter today. He has the face to steal our chickens. Can't I expose him?" Pei Guixiang said viciously.

At this time, the surrounding area was already surrounded by teachers and students. Even Wan Youming was startled and squeezed out from the crowd.

"What are you doing? What are you doing? The head teachers of each class lead the students into the classroom first. This is a school, not a farmer's market. What is a school? It's a place for learning, not a place for women in the village to scold the street." Wan Youming roared.

"Principal Wan, I don't like to hear what you say. What kind of place where rural women scold the street? Am I scolding the street? What I lost, I caught a thief, and I can't scold? The teachers in the school colluded with the bad students in the school to steal the teachers' chickens. Is this what the school should have?" Pei Guixiang felt that she was justified, so she should fight for it.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" Wu Guangyuan hurriedly pulled his wife.

"Slap!" Pei Guixiang slapped Wu Guangyuan directly, slapped Wu Guangyuan in a circle and sat down on the ground.

"Wu Guangyuan, you useless thing! If you lost something at home, you dare not let it go. Now that I have caught a thief, you are still playing against my old lady here! Shut up for my old lady! Otherwise, you will look good!"

Wu Guangyuan was really useless, he was directly stunned by his mother-in-law.

Zhang Jiaohua and the others have always been in the spirit of watching the excitement and not being afraid of big troubles, each of them carried a bowl with vegetables, and ate in a leisurely manner. Oops, this rice is a little cold, and this dish is a little hot. There was only a square wooden bench in the room, and five teenagers sat crowded together on the edge of the bed.

"It won't break Teacher Wu's glasses, will it?" the mute murmured.

"It should be broken. I saw that the lenses of the glasses popped out. Teacher Wu is really bad. If it were my wife, she would just slap her and throw it over." Zhang Yuanbao said.

"In the future, if you ask for a wife, I'm afraid it will be worse than Teacher Wu." Zhang Jiaohua said disdainfully.

Cai Kaiming was not as relieved as these young men, and turned to them and said, "Don't talk nonsense. Eat slowly, I haven't moved my chopsticks yet! I don't know how to respect teachers at all."

Wan Youming was reprimanded by Pei Guixiang, and he became anxious, "What's going on? What's going on? Wu Guangyuan, explain it to me!"

Wan Youming didn't want to talk to a country shrew like Pei Guixiang, because he couldn't make sense of it. But where did Pei Guixiang let Wu Guangyuan speak?

"Principal Wan, you are the principal, you come to judge! Yesterday my family lost a hen. The hen that is laying eggs has one egg a day, and there are never many days. You know, my cub likes to eat eggs the most. I boiled one egg for him a day. Yesterday, the hen was stolen by a thief. Yesterday I did not make trouble. I am a reasonable person. Don’t look at me as a farmer, I am reasonable. Today, a hen that just laid eggs in my family was lost again. But this time I caught the thief who stole my hen. Principal Wan, do you think I should ask the teacher for the crime?" Pei Guixiang's words were quite clear, and she was worthy of being the wife of a Chinese teacher. This night's family education is still fruitful.

Although Wan Youming was dissatisfied with Pei Guixiang's vulgarity, he was justified. If he stopped him, he would be covering up the thief, "Who are you talking about this thief?"

"It's Cai Kaiming. Don't look at him wearing a pair of glasses. He's gentle. There's no such thing as a good person!" Well, Pei Guixiang beat all the glasses teachers in the school to death with a stick. The problem is, Principal Wan is also standing in front of him wearing a pair of glasses in a refined manner. Isn't this scolding the bald donkey in front of the monk?

Wan Youming was so angry that his beard turned up, but the anger really couldn't be spread on Pei Guixiang, okay! You are out of luck, Cai Kaiming, "Cai Kaiming! What's going on here?"

Cai Kaiming smiled wryly, "I don't know what's going on! I made some wild game with some students in the class. Before I started eating, sister-in-law Pei ran over and made a big fuss, saying that I stole her chicken. It's really none of my business."

"Principal Wan, listen, he stole my chicken and was caught by me, and he denied it! And the game, has my hen turned into a pheasant?" Pei Guixiang roared loudly.

"Cai Kaiming!" Wan Youming was also very annoyed. You said you stole a chicken if you stole it. When you were sent to the countryside, who didn't steal a chicken? The problem is that you have to eat it up, don't let anyone catch it? Really anxious!

"I didn't say I ate pheasant chicken, it's muntjac meat. Can one hen in your family cook such a big pot? I only cooked half of it here! The head of the muntjac hasn't been cut yet. Sister-in-law Pei didn't raise muntjac, did she?" Cai Kaiming pointed to the half muntjac meat hanging on the cabinet.

"You..." Pei Guixiang lost her temper all of a sudden, and said awkwardly, "Why didn't you make it clear earlier?"

"How can I make it clear? Did you ask someone to tell you? Teacher Wu came here to tell you that your hen has been found, right? How did you slap him in the end? It means that Teacher Wu can bear you. If it were me, I would have given you a divorce!" Cai Kaiming endured it for so long, how could he let Pei Guixiang go so easily?

"You clearly did it on purpose, just to make me ugly!" Pei Guixiang blamed Cai Kaiming in turn.

"Enough! Why do you go? What does it look like to be around here? Are you yelling here without evidence, and treat this as your backyard? Teachers, please restrain your family members. If this continues, the school will firmly not allow your family members to live in the school. Also, I turned a blind eye to you selling vegetables in the school cafeteria. Even the teaching staff have great opinions. In the past, the teaching staff used to eat in the cafeteria, but now not only the teaching staff refused to eat in the cafeteria, but also the students went outside for picnics and extra meals. If you continue to do this, don’t blame me for contracting the canteen to outsiders!” Wan Youming was really angry today, dropped the phone call, and walked away angrily. He can't handle this kind of thing. It is impossible for him to fire Wu Guangyuan because of this matter. But the cafeteria, he can really manage it.

Pei Guixiang is also selling vegetables in the cafeteria. If Principal Wan really contracts out the canteen, she will have a hard time in the future. The reason why she is so strong at home is that the money she earns from the cafeteria is more than Wu Guangyuan's salary. The family's food was all eaten by Pei Guixiang from the cafeteria. The chickens, ducks and pigs fed at home were leftovers from the cafeteria that Pei Guixiang picked up.

"You did a good job!" Wu Guangyuan felt that he had completely lost his face today, and felt a little embarrassed in front of his colleagues and students.

Pei Guixiang was a little embarrassed at first, but who knew that soon she adjusted her mentality, turned her face away, but instead of apologizing to Cai Kaiming, she cursed viciously, "That short-lived ghost who stole my chicken! Sooner or later, he will be punished and die!..."

Pei Guixiang cursed all the way back. Cai Kaiming was never given a chance to fight back.

Cai Kaiming was dumbfounded, he was wronged all night, and finally the situation turned around, but he didn't enjoy the thrill of victory.

"Ms. Cai, you are so weak. If someone dares to falsely accuse me, I will slap her! Slap her first and then reason with her." Zhang Yuanbao said.

The mute expressed deep sympathy for Cai Kaiming, "Didn't you see our teacher Wu was knocked over by that shrew? Teacher Cai, I'm afraid it won't be any better."

"Fortunately, Teacher Cai didn't do anything. If he did, the glasses would be knocked off." Qi Xia said.

"Stop! You are not allowed to eat anymore, the meat in the pot is mine!" Teacher Cai felt that he had a good appetite, and wished he could swallow the pot in one gulp.

"Why? We're not full yet!" Zhang Yuanbao didn't want to do it. The rice is her own, the meat is brought by the beggar, and even the seasoning is prepared by the beggar. Teacher Cai prepared a pot. It is not bad to have a share, but it is unreasonable to dare to monopolize it.

"I'm a teacher. You have to listen to me." Cai Kaiming filled a large bowl for himself with a spatula.

Zhang Yuanbao was in a hurry, jumped out of bed, took a lunch box to cover it, and scooped up a lunch box of musk deer meat.

Zhang Jiaohua directly lifted the pot, "You guys keep grabbing it, and I'll go out and eat it by myself in the future!"