Azeroth Shadow Trail

Chapter 1244 340. Pirate Joke Gifts and the Most Exciting Gossip Award of the Year——Monthly Ticket Plus [925]

"Meet you again, Mr. Bo Laike."

After the pirate did a little bit of expression management, he finally stepped forward to meet Varian Wrynn, whom he had always called the "King of Children".

Of course, nothing good comes from a pirate's mouth.

Although he has always called Varian a child, in fact, the current Varian Wrynn has long since faded.

Although he is not yet twenty years old and has only just come of age, the tempering from life still makes his every move full of the demeanor that a mature king should have.

In particular, the blessing of the Holy Light dispelled the warrior temperament in Varian and added a little gentleness to him.

"Meet you again, Your Majesty Varian."

Bo Laike looked at Varian's outstretched hand, and he made a very respectful salute, but the pirate's lazy posture made this audience ceremony full of a sense of irony.

"Compared to the last time we met, you are much more powerful."

The pirate grabbed Varian's hand again and shook his head up and down. He glanced at the pretty blonde girl next to Varian. The latter noticed the pirate's gaze and bent over him.

Of course, the queen's courtesy is not for Laike Shaw, but for Drake Proudmoore.

"Oh, I suddenly remembered that I missed the wedding of Your Majesty and the Queen. I really shouldn't. It's too rude. I want to send a gift to express my best wishes to the next generation of the Wrynn royal family.

By the way, I would like to add congratulatory gifts to the two of you. "

While talking, Bu Laike began to search in his luggage in front of a group of people.

This outrageous action made the troll advisors behind the king stare wide-eyed, but the king and the grand duke looked at each other and could only show helpless expressions.

Because the legendary Bu Laike Shaw is like this, he has never been a person who follows the rules, he ignores all rules and traditions, and he spends his life in the way he likes.

Not to mention, for the young king, he would occasionally envy the freedom of not needing to please others or caring about others' feelings.

"Well, it's all together."

Bu Laike had enough treasures that he quickly took out three items and put them in his hands.

A very straight wooden stick and branch with a few green leaves, a string of sapphire bracelets clearly in pandaren style, engraved with four gods, and a golden heroic spirit made of source quality steel mixed with Titan iron battle helmet.

He sent these three things to the child king and queen, and said enthusiastically:

"You're welcome, take it away, you deserve it. But I won't tell you who gave these three gifts, you have to guess.

Think of it as playing a little game to express the beautiful friendship between us. "

The king and queen looked at each other.

The queen shyly touched her still flat abdomen. Obviously, she did not hide her pregnancy from the pirate lord in front of her who was said to be very powerful.

But regardless of Laike's status, the gift represents a blessing after all. It is an expression of goodwill, and there is also a gift for the unborn child.

It's just the intention of others, as parents, they must accept it.

Moreover, the three items that the pirates brought out were really extraordinary. Queen Tiffin Allianne, who also came from an aristocratic family, also had excellent appreciation skills.

"I guess this branch with magical powers is for my children."

King Varian took the straight branch and said:

"I feel a strong vitality from it, and using it to make a training wooden sword for a child will definitely protect him through childhood."

"I suggest that it may be more suitable for you to make a staff."

Bu Laike blinked and said:

"This kid must have a great talent for casting spells."

"Really?"

Varian and his queen were delighted to hear this.

Due to the legendary "prophet" attribute of Laike, he said this sentence basically concluded that the next generation of kings is by no means mediocre. For parents, this can be said to be the best news.

"This beautiful bracelet should be given to my wife. It has very powerful purification magic, which can protect the soul and body, and it matches Tiffin very well.

It's what she needs right now. "

The young king picked up the bracelet, put it in his wife's hand, and picked up the last very majestic Heroic Spirit Blitz Helmet.

Varian hugged his helmet and said to Bo Laike:

"This golden battle helmet has the power from the Hall of Valor, and those who wear it don't have to worry about being attacked. This should be a gift for me, a paladin.

Thank you for your well wishes, Lord Bu Laike, we are delighted to receive such a gift. "

"I'm also very happy to give you my gift."

The pirate shrugged and said regretfully:

"But you guessed wrong, my lord."

Under the stunned gaze of the crowd, Laike stretched out his hand, put the bracelet in the queen's hand into Varian's hand, and put the war helmet in Varian's arms into the arms of the bewildered queen.

He also said to the young queen in a serious manner:

"As a mother, it is very important to protect your head from being hit by stones flying from nowhere, and you should not take it lightly. When you go out to meet the people on behalf of the royal family in the future, you must remember to wear a helmet.

This is a good habit.

Like me, I also wear a helmet when I go fishing.

Normal people know that this good habit is very useful. "

After finishing speaking, he looked at Varian, who was also astonished, and said:

"As for you, Your Majesty, you need strength more than your pretty queen to protect your soul from being split or disturbed.

Although it seems to me that your fate has taken an unknown path, there is no doubt that your soul is still at stake. I think this is probably why Bwonsamdi must send Lord Vol'jin to your side.

Even Shendu, who is a foreigner, knows that it is very, very dangerous to listen to the voice that emerges in the ear or in the heart to do things. "

Originally, they were very happy to give presents at the scene, because Bu Laike's words immediately became embarrassing.

However, there was a gratified light in the eyes of Xiao Er and the Grand Duke.

As expected of a stinky pirate, he is reliable, and he is serious when he speaks. It seems that it is the right choice to find him.

While the guy is a nuisance most of the time, he's really useful when things go wrong.

"Let's eat something first."

The Duke of Fortagan felt the change in the atmosphere in front of him. He touched his well-groomed beard, and said on his own initiative:

"In the face of guests coming from afar, asking them to talk at the door is not how we treat people in the Stormwind Kingdom. I think that after a satisfying banquet, talking about these heavy things will make everyone more comfortable."

"Yup."

Varian's expression was complicated, but he still maintained the dignity of the king. He glanced at the bracelet in his hand, shook his head slightly, and invited Laike to enter the Stormwind Keep.

And Queen Ariane held the golden flying wing helmet in her arms a little dumbfounded, she didn't know what to do with this weird "gift".

However, as a young girl, she didn't dislike the little pranks of Mr. Pirate in front of her, but found Mr. Laike very interesting.

It was different from everyone she had seen before.

Bad is really bad.

But not the kind of bad people say that people will hate it.

Then, the queen holding the golden battle helmet heard His Excellency Laike's low voice to the Duke of Fordragon walking beside him, the content of which made Her Majesty's eyes widen instantly.

"Hey, Bolvar, when are you going to go to Lordaeron to pick up your daughter? The little girl is not sensible at birth, so there is no problem now, but in a few years she will pester her mother for her father.

And a single mother who takes care of her children alone will suffer a lot of criticism in the conservative and closed environment of northern Xinjiang.

In order to protect the child from the influence of the outside world, maybe that beautiful pastor will find a husband who does not dislike taking care of the child.

I'm afraid it will be too late for you to go again. "

Bu Laike said something like a joke.

This sentence was like a bomb, instantly blowing up the hearts of everyone around them, and even Xiao Er, who had always been calm, opened his mouth slightly.

Good guy!

Grand Duke Fortagen has an illegitimate daughter in northern Xinjiang!

Holy Light above!

This is definitely the most explosive gossip in Stormwind Kingdom in the past two years.

The expression of the Grand Duke Fortagen was even more shocking with indescribable astonishment.

It can be seen that he really doesn't know the news, but from the clenched fist of the Grand Duke, it can be seen that the pirate's words are not just casual ridicule and jokes.

"Ah? What? Don't you know?"

Bo Laike was admiring the look of a noble and rigid paladin losing control of his expression in front of him. He thought it was really interesting, so he also made an expression of "I'm surprised", and asked:

"No way? You spent so long with that pastor lady in Northern Xinjiang! She gently soothed your stressed soul at that time, but you just left and returned to Stormwind City to be the Grand Duke happy life, but completely left behind the lady who once loved each other.

Is this how the Holy Light teaches you to deal with the relationship between men and women?

This holy light is really not serious. "

"no!"

The Grand Duke lost control of his emotions, and he no longer had the calm and majestic posture he used to have. He waved his hands a little helplessly and tried to explain to everyone who was looking at him:

"I asked Angela many times to return to the Stormwind Kingdom with me. After defeating the Greenskins, I proposed to her three times! But she said that she dedicated everything to the Holy Light.

Her refusal made me too.

Cloth Laike!

Tell me honestly, is what you said true?

angela really has

Please speak! "

"Why are you yelling so loudly? I'm here to announce the good news. You should thank me instead of scolding me."

The stinky pirate picked out his ears. Seeing that the grand duke in front of him was indeed a bit overwhelmed, he showed a very embarrassed smile, took out a photo taken by a dwarf camera from his arms, and handed it to the grand duke.

Bolvar Fortagan picked up the photo with trembling hands. It was obviously taken from an "abnormal shooting" angle of a woman in a priest's robe but with a hood, holding a baby in her arms, The scene of leaving the church accompanied by several nuns.

Although he didn't see the face of the female priest, the Grand Duke recognized at a glance that it was indeed his lover in northern Xinjiang.

"Don't worry, Grand Duke."

The pirate hypocritically comforted:

"This child was personally ordered to be protected by His Majesty Faol, and I specially dispatched a capable female assassin to sneak into the manor where Mrs. Angela is recuperating.

Absolutely foolproof!

However, the reason why Her Majesty Fao didn’t choose to tell you this news was probably because of Madam Angela’s request. After all, she is an ascetic monk and the most sincere person in the church.

It may be difficult for her to make a choice between love and faith, and she doesn't want to interfere with your bright future.

In short, a pirate like me is also shocked by such a great sacrifice.

You may not believe it, but when I first heard the story of you and her, I hid in my captain's cabin and secretly wiped my tears, well, just like Queen Tiffin now. "

Bo Laike glanced at Queen Tiffin Erianne who was already wiping tears.

Women are so sensual, especially at such a young age, it is time to believe in the magic of love.

Being a first-time mother made her mood swings more active than before. It is normal for her to shed a few tears when she hears the love story of Duke Fordragon.

"But we're men, right?"

Bu Laike picked up a piece of paper, wrote and drew an address on it, folded it and handed it to the Grand Duke. He said:

"There are certain responsibilities that we cannot and should not evade. So, are you staying to have an unpleasant meal with me, and then plan to intervene in His Majesty's mental health?

Or set off now to meet your daughter who was just over a month old?

Need some parenting advice from me?

It's not that I'm bragging, I'm a man who has helped the former guardian lady raise children, and I have a lot of experience in this regard! "

"I"

The Grand Duke looked at the paper and the photo in his hand that recorded the location of his daughter, and a macho man like him was also caught in a tangle for a while.

He looked at Varian, whom he regarded as his son.

The child king showed a gentle and blessed expression, he stepped forward to hold the Grand Duke's hand, and said softly:

"Go, that child needs you more, Bolvar, you have done enough for me and this country, you should set aside some time for your family.

As the guardian and grand duke of the Stormwind Kingdom, I ask you to bring Mrs. Angela and the child back together! The men of our Stormwind Kingdom will never be unscrupulous!

I also hope that when my little Anduin is born, there will be a playmate who grew up with him as a childhood sweetheart by his side.

go. "

"but you."

The Grand Duke looked at Varian with trembling hands.

He was still a little worried.

The voice in the heart of His Majesty the King, whom he is loyal to, has worried the Grand Duke for a long time. For this reason, he even had to let go of his insistence and invite a pirate prophet to treat the king.

"I promise! It will work out."

Varian patted Bolvar's excited hand, and he said seriously:

"When you come back with your family, I promise, you will see the old me."

"Okay, I'll be back as soon as possible."

The king's words made the Grand Duke finally make up his mind. He glanced at Laike with a complicated expression, and the stinky pirate responded with a polite and decent, impeccable hypocritical smile.

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, the royal attendants brought a horse for the Grand Duke. He got on the horse, and before he even had time to change his clothes, he rode the horse and galloped towards the mage area.

This man seems to have given himself wings at this moment. He wants to fly to his family and protect them at all costs.

Just as he defended the country for which he gave everything.

Ah, today is really a busy day.

(end of this chapter)