Azeroth Shadow Trail

Chapter 1588 221. Today's Bu Laike also wants to pretend

"Look at that Pirate God with a bruised nose and a swollen face, hey, what a shameful bastard, I don't know where he got the courage to stand on stage to accept the title award with this beaten face!

Some people just made up their minds to be shameless.

What a disgrace to pirates and demigods. "

During the ceremonial celebration of the Throne of the Wind God, when it was the turn of the "Servant of the Dragon" Gaboa to step onto the cloud platform made of elements, and receive the wind element badge symbolizing the identity of the "Duke of Storms" from the Windchaser Sunderland, at the bottom A sharp voice suddenly sounded from the wind element and water element watching.

Probably to let the elementals get the ridicule in these words, the stinky pirate also repeated the words in elemental language, which perfectly imitated his previous weird accent, attracting a group of wind elementals with low IQ There was a thunderous laugh.

But on the stage, Gaboya, whose face was covered with blows from the fist of the storm, and whose nostrils were swollen, and who stuffed a piece of paper in his nostrils to stop the bleeding, just gave Laike a menacing throat-cutting ceremony.

Afterwards, with his bruised nose and swollen face, he continued to laugh and enjoy the highlight moments in his long life.

So what if you get beaten?

How many people in this world can survive under the blow of the "Thousand Tongue Demon"?

Judging by the pirates' worldview, which basically has no bottom line, this is not a humiliation at all, but a glory of proving one's own strength, okay?

Isn't there a good saying?

If you don't take other people's humiliation as humiliation, then this so-called humiliation is meaningless. This principle is the same as when the abyss looks directly at you, and you take off your pants to the abyss, then the one who is stained is not you but the abyss. .

Of course, in a magical world where the Void Abyss really exists, the well-meaning great pirate Bo Laike Shaw really doesn't recommend this to XP special lunatics.

Because the consequences of offending the will of the void are really serious.

This is not a small problem of missing a few parts on the body, but it is very likely that there will be a few more "parts" that you don't want at all in unexpected places.

"Hey, even a foolish pirate like Gaboa can get a place in the new sky wall, and this so-called 'new era' seems to be just like that.

boring. "

The pirate watched Gaboa triumphantly holding the Duke of the Elements Medal. He curled his lips in disdain, turned around and yawned to leave the boring ceremony.

The elements had little experience in holding ceremonies, so this celebration to celebrate the Wind Chaser's ascension to the throne of Fengshen was held in a very "simple" manner, without even preparing delicious meals for the guests.

Not to mention the fine wine that pirates so desperately crave.

This made Bo Laike feel a big disappointment.

Of course, although the ceremony was simple, it contained a lot of gold. Not only did the tide hunters take part in the ceremony with dignity, but after Sunderland sent the lamp god to go to Deep Rock Continent on his behalf, the Stone Mother and her two daughters also happily went to the ceremony. Came for the ceremony.

This is a rare three-element lord in the same frame for millions of years since the Battle of the Masters, at least for elemental creatures and shamans who believe in elemental power, it is a real event.

Well, speaking of this, I have to diss the only guy who wasn't invited.

Hey nasty Ragnaros, we're having a super cool party at Windsor's Throne, Tidehunter and Stonemother are invited, but guess which poor bastard didn't get an invite?

If you think about it this way, Lord Ragnaros, who is pushed out by everyone, is really miserable.

No wonder it has such a violent temper, thinking about how to destroy this sad and indifferent world that hurt it every day.

People who lack love are terrible.

Braike was smoking a pipe, thinking about these things in his mind, he had done all the things he should do in Fengshen Throne, and a big man as busy as him was not in the mood to participate in the next government affairs adjustment of Fengshen Throne and rebuilding to go.

He intends to leave here, go to the Forge of Origin for a while, and then return to Ulduar with Raiden and Our Lady of Purity.

There is still a big event over there that needs his participation.

However, when Laike took out the scepter of Sargeras and was about to leave, Al Abbas, the lamp god who had been appointed as the prime minister of the sky wall, found him.

"Hey, this is a promotion. Look at you, my old friend. Even your funny Asan headscarf has been changed. This prime minister's robe really suits you."

Seeing the "newcomer" Djinn, Bu Laike whistled indecently.

The lamp god that appeared in front of his eyes was indeed different from before.

Not only was Sunderland endowed with purer and more powerful wind power by using the wind power of the sky wall, but he also completely changed his previous casual A-San businessman-style attire.

Now it is wearing a white and solemn prime minister's robe, and the turban covering its head has been replaced by a more formal crown of four winds. When it moves, there are completely different winds around it, telling it every wind in the whole world Hear what you see.

The wind elements are the forces that are best at inquiring about news among the four elements. As long as there is a place where the wind blows, the secrets and everything that is happening there cannot be hidden from the eyes of the sky wall.

It's a pity that the Wall of the Sky put too much energy on party and dissent during the battle between the Lords of the Four Winds, which caused them to seriously lack attention to the outside world.

But such times are gone forever.

As Al Abbas, who also has the priesthood of "God of Trading" in the mortal world, he is very familiar with the set of rules of the mortal world, and is committed to spreading the prestige and power of the wind element throughout the world.

With such an enlightened guy as the prime minister, coupled with the full support of the enterprising Wind Chaser Sunderland, perhaps in the future in the mortal world of Azeroth, the Sky Wall will become the most closely related force with world civilization Maybe.

"Your Honorable Guest Bo Laike of the Sky Wall, before you leave, I would like to talk to you on a very important matter on behalf of my lord."

As the Prime Minister, the Djinn is much more serious, but he can't hide the intimacy and relaxation when he talks to Bu Laike. After all, these two guys have been "collaborating" a long time ago.

The elemental emblems of the God of Trading are circulating everywhere in the Eastern Continent, and the stinky pirates are also responsible for this.

Speaking of which, the main body of Al Abbas' lamp is still stored in the Relics Exhibition Hall of Nazaras College.

Bu Laike also heard some gossip from his daughter and younger sister, such as the tragedy that some stupid students secretly ran to the magic lamp to help them pass the exam, but were caught by Dean Lanyue on the spot.

The Prime Minister didn't ask for such an important thing. It seems that it has made up its mind to use such things to bring the relationship between the Sky Wall and the Nazaras School closer.

"Speak, my friends, what do you need from the faithful Laike?"

The pirate exhaled the smoke ring, waved his hands and said:

"The relationship between us can already be called our own, so you don't need to hide your needs from me, I will try my best to do it."

"It's about spreading the majesty of the storm."

The prime minister is really busy, so he is not polite when facing the pirates. He talks about business and says:

"The chaos of the Sky Wall may take some time to recover. With the undisciplined nature of the elements, it may take hundreds or even thousands of years to restore the former prosperity of the Sky Wall by ourselves, but this is obviously not what I and His Majesty the Windchaser hope for. saw.

After many discussions, we decided to take a slant.

We intend to learn from the evil method of Hela, the Queen of Hell, to share the power of the storm with all mortals who desire this power, so as to establish an elemental contract.

After those mortals encounter misfortune or die, connect their souls to the sky wall to perform the elemental ascension ceremony.

In this way, we can greatly increase the number of elite wind elements in a short period of time.

Moreover, the elements ascended by mortals often have extremely high wisdom. The moment they enter the wall of the sky is the moment they enter the court of His Majesty the Windchaser. "

Al Abbas paused, and it said to Bo Laike:

"I know that such a method seems a bit evil, but based on my understanding of the mortal world, there are many people who yearn for power who are willing to accept this harsh condition.

This can be regarded as a kind of take what you need.

But you also know that elementals are generally stupid, and eloquent elements like me are completely rare in the sky wall. We plan to let Duke Gaboa lead this matter, but Duke Gaboa still has a lot of influence in the world. There are deficiencies.

He could practice with his fellow trolls first.

Before he gets acquainted with the process, my lord and I would like you to push this forward, at least to help us build a stable and sustainable framework. "

"Ah, I get it, sustainable fishing."

Bu Laike laughed, and he didn't feel troubled by the inherent evil logic of this matter at all. On the contrary, he accepted the request without any psychological barriers.

Rubbing his chin, he said to the lamp god excitedly:

"There is an elemental school in Narthalas College, among them are the orcs from Dellano, the tauren and centaurs from Kalimdor, and apprentices from some minor races.

They are all excellent young people who have shamanic inheritance. I will help you find a mentor position in the elemental school. It is enough for the sky wall to send an elder of wind element to teach for a long time.

For professional shamans, they are well aware of the risks and temptations of this matter.

I believe that you can harvest a group of elite reserves there.

However, the promotion and penetration of the secular world is a bit troublesome. After all, shamanism has long since disappeared in the human world. Currently, only some spiritual organizations remain in the Drustvar Mountains of Kul Tiras, but they are also very weak.

The promotion of the doctrine of the wind element will inevitably be obstructed and hostile by the faith of the Holy Light. Although those guys are very righteous, they attach great importance to matters of faith.

Even the scavengers organized in some nooks and crannies by my friend old Garney would have been noticed by them.

So I don't suggest that you promote your majesty by preaching. "

Having said this, the pirate blinked and said:

"Don't lead people to look for you, but look for those who already need it, so that they will take the initiative to offer a contract to the wall of the sky.

Even if you are caught by the Church of the Holy Light, you can get rid of all the troubles.

Do not take the initiative, do not refuse, and are not responsible.

If you grasp these three points, you will be fine. I will let my uncrowned ones help you collect such guys. Anyway, in the human world, you can catch a lot of such low-ranking people.

And there are pirates on the sea.

They are not bound by secular beliefs. They are the most realistic and superstitious group of people. They are eager to get the shelter of the storm to make them rich. They only need a little sweetness from you to make them line up to sign the soul contract.

The problem with pirates though is that you may have to be prepared to share their souls with the Maw of the Abyss.

Although His Majesty Neptulon has no such plan yet, according to my understanding of it, once the sky wall's ascension plan has miraculous effects, it will definitely follow up quickly.

At that time, a "faith war" in the elemental world may be brewing. "

Bu Laike glanced at the pensive Grand Chancellor, and he said softly:

"With our good cooperative relationship, I hope you can prepare in advance. The elements cannot be peaceful for a long time. Chaos and disputes are your nature.

Maybe decades, maybe hundreds of thousands of years, you will go to war again sooner or later, so you must grasp this hard-won peace period.

I don't lie to you either.

If His Majesty Neptulon begs me, I will not refuse it, and I will say the same to him, if I am alive when you go to war and you still need my help, then"

The stinky pirate grinned, showing a malicious smile, and made another universal action, he said:

"At that time, both of you must be ready to be slaughtered by me, so prepare the treasure in advance, I may no longer need wealth.

But that is proof of your sincerity. "

After speaking, Bu Laike made a very elegant farewell ceremony to the Grand Chancellor, then waved the Sargeras Scepter and disappeared into the sky wall where the dynasty changed.

Almost three hours later, he returned to Ulduar with Raiden and the Virgin who had dealt with the Furnace of Origin.

The ruined city will require the cooperation of the Guardians to restore it to a functioning level more quickly, but before that, Raiden will be responsible for presiding over the ceremony of returning the dwarven Three Hammers to the order of the Guardians of the Titans.

Because Ignis, the master of the furnace, had just completed the reshaping of the scepter and hammer Varanar, Guardian of Kings ordered by the earth spirit in the creation furnace, this ceremony is also related to the selection of the king of the earth spirit.

This is what really matters.

"The Wildhammer and the Bronzebeard clan are easy to talk about, the only one that is more troublesome is the Dark Iron."

Upon reaching the Iron City in Ulduar, the Grand Guardian Ra-den was frowning and said to Bu Laike:

"If they want to return to the order of guardians, they must first undo the enslavement curse left by the Fire Demon King in their blood and soul, but this task is not easy.

That means we're going to go deep into the Firelands and deal with Ragnaros like you did with Al'Akir.

The brutal and disorderly Fire Demon King is also one of the unstable factors in this world. If it is normal, Odin's Heroic Spirit Legion may be able to take on this important task.

But now, they have to protect Ulduar and prepare for the Argus expedition, they can't spare. "

After finishing speaking, the eyes of Layden and the Virgin of Purity fell on the yawning stinky pirate at the same time. Bu Laike immediately felt the eyes of the two. He turned around suspiciously and said to the two guardians:

"Why are you looking at me like this? Do you want me to take on the heavy responsibility you should shoulder? No way? You don't think that I killed the Wind Rider lightly, and you think I can deal with Yan in the same way." Demon King?

Hey, the fighting power and threat of these two guys are completely different, okay?

The weak and desolate sky wall and the powerful and brutal fire source realm are not the same concept at all! "

Bu Laike exhaled the smoke ring, looked at the dwarves who were cheering and preparing for the ceremony in the square ahead, curled his lips, and said to Laiden:

"I mean, I can do it. But, you have to pay more. Um, no, this is not a problem that can be solved by adding money. It's just a matter of saying it for a while.

I mean, I need help!

I can understand that the Legion of Heroic Spirits cannot be transferred, but the guardians should at least transfer me one or two, right?

This kind of opportunity to prostitute gold medal fighters for free and fake tiger power is very rare and precious, don't think I will miss it.

And you have to sign a peace treaty with the three elemental monarchs on behalf of the guardians to officially end the hostility between the two sides, so that I can persuade them to send troops to do great things together. "

After finishing speaking, Bu Laike stroked his stubble-covered chin, rolled his eyes and said:

"And before doing this, I may still need to deal with a little 'personal grievances', which may waste a few days. If you are not in a hurry, then I will continue this matter."

(end of this chapter)