End of the World: Start by controlling a god's altar
Chapter 295: Food Crisis
"Fuck you!" Su Yuan frowned, "If Xu Jiajia eats the food he brought back sparingly, it will be enough for the rest of us until spring next year. Why is it suddenly gone?"
"How did you become a cook? Did you eat it secretly?"
Dugu Pang quickly stretched out three fingers, pointing up to the sky and down to the ground, and said with a curse: "Boss, if you say that, then I am more unjust than Dou E! I am a cook, but I am also good at eating. To steal?
"Then tell me, where did all the canned food, rice, noodles, and dried meat that Xu Jiajia brought back go?"
As Su Yuan spoke, he suddenly stood up and said, "Don't tell me that you lost the Anomalocaris medallion containing food!"
"No!" Dugu Pang spoke in a long voice.
"Boss, have you forgotten? Yesterday, yesterday you asked me to bring you all the food you can eat. Cheng Xue, Xu Jiajia and I can't cook for you as fast as you can eat alone."
Lao Liu also said that maybe your stomach has mutated. As a result, he was so stunned by your look that he almost peed his pants.
Su Yuan nodded, as if this was indeed the case.
Dugu Pang slapped his hand, "Isn't this a knot? Boss, you don't know! When you were eating yesterday, both of your eyeballs were glowing green!"
"You ate all the food we had in one meal yesterday. We are still hungry."
"So exaggerated?" Su Yuan frowned and felt his face getting a little hot.
Su Yuan said firmly: "If it's gone, it's gone. If it's gone, grab it again!"
"Look at the fat on your body! You've been with me for so long, have I ever made you hungry?"
Dugu Pang opened his cotton-padded coat, squeezed his sculpted abdominal muscles, and nodded with deep approval. In the past two months, he ate and slept, and instead of losing weight, he gained weight.
…
When Su Yuan and Dugu Pang stepped on the mechanical trilobite and panted from the pit to the ground, they discovered that the two huge camps were already empty.
In the biting cold wind, there was not a trace of fireworks in the camp. The tents were in shambles, and there were messy footprints and corpses everywhere.
It seems that after the defeat of Master Guangming and Tang Zhen, the people in the camp immediately fell into disarray and fled with their belongings.
Su Yuan walked among the ruins of the camp and found that some bodies had not been completely frozen. Judging from the wounds, they should have been killed by his own people during internal strife.
Dugu Pang flipped through six tents in a row, and finally shook his hands and said, "This is fucking cleaner than a plate licked by a dog. When those people escaped, they didn't even leave us a pair of underwear."
Su Yuan rolled his eyes at the fat man, then pointed to the corpse at his feet and said, "If you want his underwear, you can take it off him."
The fat man immediately shook his head, "No need. I'd better go to the old boy's iron-clad building in Tang Town and see if there's anything left."
Su Yuan suddenly remembered that speaking of underpants, he actually had a pair. That was still the bikini that was taken off Wei Qiluo's body.
It was originally intended to be used to trick people. Now that the camps are dispersed, there is no use keeping them. At this time, when he heard Dugu Fat mention it, he took it out and threw it to the fat man.
"What the hell is this?" The fat man took the bikini in his hand and shook it open. His eyes suddenly lit up and he asked thiefly:
"Boss, you are truly my dear boss. Whose is this? Could it be Cheng Xue or Xu Jiajia?"
"That can't happen! Boss, aren't you trying to trick me? Little Fatty, I wouldn't dare to touch their things even if I stabbed myself in the palace with a knife."
Dugu Pang felt a bucket of cold sweat break out on his back, as if he was holding a time bomb that was about to explode, and he immediately wanted to give the things back to Su Yuan.
"You're damn ugly, but you think you're quite beautiful." Su Yuan scolded with a smile, "Just guess. It's not the two of them anyway."
Dugu Pangfan's expression changed and he said in shock: "It doesn't belong to the two of them. Could it be the old madman or Liu Xianguang's?"
The two of them were chatting and walking, and by this time they had reached the downstairs of the iron plate building.
I saw that the doors and windows of the iron plate building were closed tightly, and the glass was covered with frost. It was difficult to see what was going on inside from the outside. Only the broken iron sheets could be heard creaking in the cold wind, and there was no sound inside the house.
Su Yuan and Fatty looked at each other. Dugu Pangshen took the lead and kicked the iron door, but it didn't move at all. The fat man took two steps and kicked again.
Su Yuan had no choice but to pull the fat man aside and stretched out his hand to open the iron door.
Dugu Pang suddenly felt that his intelligence had been insulted, so he planned to impress Su Yuan with his courage.
The fat man pinched his cheeks, ready to spit out venom if he encountered a situation, and then walked ahead of Su Yuan.
The shadow of the fat man was cast on the wall by the morning sunlight through the frost on the window. It looked like a fat bear walking upright on two legs.
The two walked one after another through the messy halls and dimly lit corridors, and finally set their sights on a half-open door.
Behind the door, there was a faint sound of deep breathing!
Dugu Pangxin said, OK! The time has come to show courage.
Zombies can't breathe, and mutants can't be so honest after hearing footsteps, so there is a high probability that there is a living person behind this door. Since he is a living person, there is nothing to fear.
Dugu Pang had a plan in his mind. He pushed it gently with his hand and confirmed that the door opened inward, then kicked the door open!
Just listen to the "bang" sound!
Before Dugu Pang's kick landed, countless bricks, benches, stones, bottles and jars and other miscellaneous things, like a mudslide, gushed out from behind the door, instantly submerging the fat man.
Su Yuan's eyes and hands were quick, and his feet were even faster. He took a step forward and kicked the fat man to the side. Even so, the fat man was hit hard and grimaced in pain.
The most dangerous thing was a rusty kitchen knife, which was chopped at the root of the fat man's thigh. If it moved forward one centimeter, it would help him fulfill his wish of cutting off his own body with a knife.
"...I... Damn it!" Dugu Pang cursed.
He pulled out the kitchen knife, and the whole person was like a bear whose salmon was robbed. He shook his head and cursed at the door:
"Who the hell threw the kitchen knife? Come out and stand up straight, let me chop you, or I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!"
As soon as Dugu Pang finished speaking, a person with a voice like a broken gong suddenly said in surprise: "Is it... is it Dugu brother? Oh! The hammer rushed into the Dragon King Temple, we are family, we are family!"
"It's me, it's me! When you were locked up, I secretly brought you water. Do you remember?"
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