god level spoof

() After buying the vegetables, Li Ye went straight to the kitchen...

Li Ye's cooking skills are indeed excellent. In more than half an hour, a table of dishes has been prepared.

Before Li Ye went up to call the two of them, he saw that the two of them had already gone downstairs. Sister Dugu looked at the table full of fragrant dishes and looked at Li Ye with curiosity: "Did you make all of these?"

"Yes, do you have any questions?" Li Ye replied.

Dugu girl's eyes were strange, but she didn't show it, but laughed: "It's nothing, it looks good, so I'll eat it first."

With that said, Dugu girl had already served a bowl of rice and started eating it as if no one else was watching.

Seeing that Dugu Qiubai had already started, Ximen Chuixue was naturally not to be outdone. After thanking Li Ye shyly, he also sat down, eating and picking up vegetables.

Li Qiang and his wife looked at the two of them blankly, were they being ignored?

But then, the two of them had no time to be depressed, because the two guys, Dugu Qiubei and Ximen Chuixue, destroyed the food too fast. After a while, several plates of food had been snatched up by the two of them. Yes, they were snatching away.

Light!

The two are indeed natural enemies, even at the dinner table. Their eyes and expressions reveal absolute rebellion.

Seeing the two people refusing to give in, Li Ye patted the table: "Hey, you two, pay attention to your identities. You are the Sword God and the Sword Demon."

"Identity? What is it? Can it be used as food?"

"How can Fubuki not eat the dish that the young master has worked so hard to make?"

Li Ye: "..."

Seeing the two of them, Li Qiang and his wife couldn't sit still and joined in, competing for food with the two.

"Ouch!" Li Ye cursed secretly. What nonsense could he talk about? It was better to take action.

Li Ye picked up a string bean, but the next moment, the string bean was gone.

"What's going on?" Li Ye's eyes widened.

I saw Dugu girl chewing the beans in her mouth and saying with a smile: "You are such a nice person, you even picked up vegetables for me to eat."

"I..." Li Ye felt his head hurt o(︶︿︶)o...

When Li Ye was picking up the fifteenth dish, Dugu Meizi and Ximen Chuixue each tore off a leaf from the green vegetables on his chopsticks, and he finally ate a small piece of cabbage heart.

In the end, Li Ye just couldn't stand it anymore...

He turned around and ate the white rice.

After finishing a table of dishes, Dugu Meizi and Ximen Chuixue burped loudly at the same time.

"Hey, Xiaoyezi, I'm full. I'm going to take a shower first." This is the voice of Dugu girl. Damn it, you can call me Xiaoye, but don't put the word "zi" in the back, okay?

"Young Master, Chui Xue has gone to bed." This is the voice of Ximen Chuixue. Khan~ Ximen Chuixue, you are a man. Even if you are a fake, don't call me Young Master, okay? I will treat you as a woman...

After seeing the two troublesome people leaving, Li Ye finally breathed a sigh of relief. He looked at the table again and found that even the soup had been licked clean by the two of them, and the plate almost didn't need to be washed.

Li Ye, who smacked his lips, looked at the equally depressed Li Qiang and his wife. Not only were they ignored, but they also suffered a devastating defeat in the battle for food.

There was no other way, so Li Ye had no choice but to put on his apron again and cook a few side dishes again...

After finally finishing dinner for the family, Li Ye was already a little exhausted. Not only was he tired physically, but he was also tired mentally. Ever since the two legendary figures came on the scene, he had been in a state of being exhausted.

Li Qiang and his wife finally thought of the problem: "Just now, then, those two girls were..." As expected by Li Ye, Li Qiang and his wife completely mistook Ximen Chuixue for a girl.

To be honest, this is the real world, not the clumsy models in movies where men dress up as women or women dress up as men. Ximen Chuixue really had a pretty female face. From the looks of it, it looks nothing like a female.

What's the difference.

If Li Ye hadn't known Ximen Chuixue's gender before, it would have been difficult for him to tell.

Li Ye explained to his parents for a long time, and the two finally understood, with expressions of novelty on their faces: "It's incredible!"

"Yes, even I still can't believe it." Li Ye also sighed. He really didn't understand why the two of them were so different from the original work. They were just like two other people.

After eating and drinking, what’s next? Of course, it’s to play the tuba and trumpet.

Considering the previous incident about the water dispenser, Li Ye immediately rushed to the second floor in order to prevent Dugu Mei and Ximen from destroying the toilet and bathtub in the bathroom.

Li Ye did not dare to relax at all when it came to the Dugu girl and the Ximen transvestite. These two guys were not only troubles, they were also first-rate super time bombs. If he was not careful, his house would probably be demolished.

Lose……

After arriving at the living room on the second floor, Li Ye glanced around and found that no one was there. He hurried to the bathroom and found that, as expected, Dugu girl and Ximen were looking around the toilet.

The two opened the toilet lid and looked inside. They found that the water inside was clear and transparent. Not only did it have no smell, it also had a faint jasmine fragrance. Li Ye was a very good boy who loved to be clean, and the bathroom was dirty every day.

If you clean it carefully, how can there be a strange smell?

"Is this for washing your face?" Dugu girl murmured doubtfully, while Ximen Xiemeng shook her head: "This should be a natural well, and the water in it is for drinking..."

Li Ye had a strange look on his face as he listened, and almost couldn't help but laugh out loud. If people knew that a generation of sword demons and a generation of sword gods used the toilet as a washbasin and a natural well, they would be shocked.

Eyeballs popped out.

Fortunately, there was an incident about the water dispenser before, and Li Ye's ability to bear it was much stronger, but it was also hard to control himself for a while, and his expression was colorful.

Seeing the host Li Ye appear, the two of them immediately asked questions without shame.

"Xiaoye (ya)zi, I see you came here to go to the latrine. Where is the latrine?"

"Sir, Fubuki, there is only this natural well and the bathtub in this room. I wonder where else can be convenient?"

Li Ye was very depressed. The way Dugu sister called him had a bit of a local flavor. Why did the three words "Xiaoyezi" sound more and more like "little yazi"?

"Uh, this natural well is...well, this is the latrine." Li Ye pointed to the toilet, trying to keep a calm tone and expression.

"..." Dugu girl and Ximen were dumbfounded at the same time, looking at each other with a strange light in their eyes.;